The stock cubes!!! That’s going to be so saltyFucking hell, my arteries went hard looking at those stock pots. (Not a euphemism)
Oh troll, you forgot the chopping board with the handwritten recipe for Soph’s Toad.Casserole is like piss, too watery.
If Fiddles this amazing cook why is her Gravy like piss, and why hasn't she gave her daughters all her well known tips and tricks and recipes? I'm a, without tooting my own horn, a brilliant cook, why? Because my mum was and she taught me everything from being young. Sundays in the kitchen baking.
Heard Hinch in the background playing mam. Errrrrrrgh
Can’t divorce or I’ll lose custody of my cash cows6) To me you are - a repulsive cunt I can't divorce otherwise i'm fucked
7) This voucher entitles you to watch one game of football one evening I will do bath and bed time
that’s ok, she can soak them silly!!Edit, the socks are very sweet but they won't be white for 2 min with the state of her manky floors
@Status:PiningTheBogthe question I’m dying to ask is…….
Do you know what to do with an early night?
Because if you’re Sophie, it’s play some shitty word game and polish your husbands balls in your trophy case!View attachment 2742379
One for Fiddle to give him too sillyThat fucking book. It looks like when she tries to do Ron’s homework.
Also, why are there two of them?! And why didn’t she acknowledge the 2nd one?
SameI was too busy trying to work out what time it is on fiddles watch
4 o'clock.I was too busy trying to work out what time it is on fiddles watch
Well, I’ll let you in on a little secret………… I’m going to buy some coloured masking tape from amazzzzzzon, cut it into strips and lead my husband to the bedroom where we will have fabulous sex and he’ll be so grateful I’ll make him go and get me a glass of wine to watch the last episode of trigger point@Status:PiningTheBog
Of course I do!
We're going to do colouring in and then watch a disney film.... why what are you doing?
Probably a pre record from the weekend. I’m genuinely still laughing that she pretended Lonnie was sick so she would have an excuse why she wasn’t at belles party.
Did she call him Jane?Holy shitballs!! What is that muck?
"That'll do nicely JAYM!"
"YESSSSHHH!"
(Muvver in law lives there?).....
Janine?Did she call him Jane?
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