Guyssssssh, here’s a speciaaaaal welcome greeting for Sopha, Fiddlyfingers and NoNob (Oi Oi Teeny Saveloy innit)
Just to say Nusties that I’m sat here guzzling down my crunky Snacksssh and full fat coke and have matches to keep my eyes open
The 3 tutting grannies from the magical mystery bus ride to Burnham are also here as they’re holidaying with us, blesssh’their’arrrts
A few tips Sopha...
1) Hope you found the Tattle car park ok.... it’s the one with the big
on it.
2) Don’t worry about finding somewhere to hang your coats, we’re not fussshy here, just throw them anywhere on the floor.
3) In the loo you’ll find a bidet, it’s for your bumbuminnit
4) Help yourselvesssh to some crunky snacksssh and WKD, you’ll find them in our PANTR Y
5) Help yourselvesssh to a pair of tend size 5 evening indoor nusty schlippersssh, they come in grey or griege.... or
coloured depending on if anyone has
in them.
6) On the way out follow your gut feeling to find the door
7) Get Well and off you trot...
ATV and Blesssshed be.
ETA: You should have called Pringle Wotssshit.