Just seen mrs hinch and the boys and Jamie at the farm. They’re either having marital problems or were in the middle of an argument as they didn’t speak to each other unless she was snapping at him for something, she was stood away from him the whole time on her phone. He was doing all the parenting with the boys. She was just stood on her phone. Just looked at her Instagram and was shocked it’s Lens birthday. ‘It’s just hit her and she’s soaking it all in’ she didn’t even acknowledge her children once in the 20 minutes i was With her only to tell len to get the sand off his socks before putting his trainers on. The boys are super cute but poor ron just wanders round in his own little world
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NoSh1tSherlock
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The chickens run after you Sophie because you are the biggest cock they have ever seen!
I’ve been a silent party on this thread for years, I’m just glad i finally caught her in the wild and could share the tea with you 🥹
DoodlePoodle
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It definitely seemed that way. He came out the soft play with len and then was stood on his phone, Ron came out the soft play on his own and just kinda stood there looking for one of his parents and then 2 minutes later sofa came out on her own on her phone and just walked past the boys and Jamie and sort of shouted to len that they were going this way. There was literally no interaction between her and Jamie only when she threw one of the kids drinks bottles at him and told him it was broken. He then looked at it and told her he couldn’t make it work and she took it back and rolled her eyes at him and gave such a dirty look behind his back and then held it up and took a photo of it
Andioooop
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Summerrose20
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Also she said a security alarm went off because she climbed the gate. How's that possible because there was no electric. Oh the holes 
Pipyspops15
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Wheres fiddle
has 33 year old sopha rose and her 40 odd year old husband taken two toddlers out BY THEM SELVES??? Obviously a disaster given the distance she is from them in that second photo
Mum of two
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If she'd stop buying exactly the same stuff for both boys Ron would have been able to find his own shoes. My heart bleeds for that child.
HinchesSousChef
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Spot the cock amongst the hens. 
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Pergola
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Okay Jimbo, she has gone 
get outside and lock up those camels in their own paddock, chickens back in cage and get those boys out in the sun...
Go buy a paddling pool, sandpit (and walk it though the house!) get the boys cars out, have a picnic on the grass, play hide and seek, let those boys run free....
.... and don't call her Mother do exactly what you want with no bossy, arrogant, over bearing women around!!
get outside and lock up those camels in their own paddock, chickens back in cage and get those boys out in the sun...Go buy a paddling pool, sandpit (and walk it though the house!) get the boys cars out, have a picnic on the grass, play hide and seek, let those boys run free....
.... and don't call her Mother do exactly what you want with no bossy, arrogant, over bearing women around!!
Pumpkins1506
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Mrs Hinch #645 Ironically it was farm themed, not on a farm. Just like her own not-a-farm house.
Thread title by @Zofloragirl with a few minor edits for sense a la moi.
Please make some suggestions next thread. I know she's boring as fuck but we didn't have one until page 49 last time! You had plenty of time to come up with them as the thread dragged on for almost a week
Mark them with thread suggestion so they can be searched, short and swear free too please!
As you can guess, fuck all has happened over the last week.
Lots of tend anxiety, party lies and Lon's (supposed) birthday
She did some dodgy data collection, but then dropped the unwanted freebies on a local mums doorstep anyway.
And she had a meeting with Look Fantastic and drip fed what we are guessing will be her own range, independent of major retailers.
Because that's going to work out for her.
Somehow that recap was backwards, but I suppose it's fitting for the woman who hires a 200 capacity wedding venue for a 2 year olds birthday and then worries about parking.
Thread title by @Zofloragirl with a few minor edits for sense a la moi.
Please make some suggestions next thread. I know she's boring as fuck but we didn't have one until page 49 last time! You had plenty of time to come up with them as the thread dragged on for almost a week
Mark them with thread suggestion so they can be searched, short and swear free too please!
As you can guess, fuck all has happened over the last week.
Lots of tend anxiety, party lies and Lon's (supposed) birthday
She did some dodgy data collection, but then dropped the unwanted freebies on a local mums doorstep anyway.
And she had a meeting with Look Fantastic and drip fed what we are guessing will be her own range, independent of major retailers.
Because that's going to work out for her.
Somehow that recap was backwards, but I suppose it's fitting for the woman who hires a 200 capacity wedding venue for a 2 year olds birthday and then worries about parking.
Andioooop
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Oh you absolute babe. Was Fiddle with them? Or was she lurking? Poor Jimbob, all that parenting must have his tits in a right ol’ wobble
Hun_tea22
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Hinch in the wild. Always a revelation. How exhausting to have to fake that your life is perfect all the time.
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Beige_hare
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She clearly has been reading here and recorded the latest story to attempt to answer everything we've called her out on.....
1) Fake anxiety of where to hang coats & Park.......oh we never saw the venue until we arrived so we didn't know where the entrance was, where to park, or hang coats....tick
2) wasteful obscene amount of balloons on Lonnies playhouse.......oh we took the balloons home from the venue so they were all reused....tick.
3) why would she make rancid rose canapés when she's got caterers doing the food.........oh I made the rose canapés for my family to have at home afterwards......tick.
LIARS ALWAYS OVER COMPLICATE THINGS BY GIVING EXCESSIVE EXPLANATIONS. You're full of shit Sloff.
1) Fake anxiety of where to hang coats & Park.......oh we never saw the venue until we arrived so we didn't know where the entrance was, where to park, or hang coats....tick
2) wasteful obscene amount of balloons on Lonnies playhouse.......oh we took the balloons home from the venue so they were all reused....tick.
3) why would she make rancid rose canapés when she's got caterers doing the food.........oh I made the rose canapés for my family to have at home afterwards......tick.
LIARS ALWAYS OVER COMPLICATE THINGS BY GIVING EXCESSIVE EXPLANATIONS. You're full of shit Sloff.