Mrs Hinch #645 Ironically it was farm themed, not on a farm. Just like her own not-a-farm house.

[Pumpkins1506]

Mrs Hinch #645 Ironically it was farm themed, not on a farm. Just like her own not-a-farm house.

Thread title by @Zofloragirl with a few minor edits for sense a la moi.

Please make some suggestions next thread. I know she's boring as duck but we didn't have one until page 49 last time! You had plenty of time to come up with them as the thread dragged on for almost a week
Mark them with thread suggestion so they can be searched, short and swear free too please!

As you can guess, duck all has happened over the last week.
Lots of tend anxiety, party lies and Lon's (supposed) birthday

She did some dodgy data collection, but then dropped the unwanted freebies on a local mums doorstep anyway.

And she had a meeting with Look Fantastic and drip fed what we are guessing will be her own range, independent of major retailers.
Because that's going to work out for her.


Somehow that recap was backwards, but I suppose it's fitting for the woman who hires a 200 capacity wedding venue for a 2 year olds birthday and then worries about parking.

 

[theaceofstace]

I’m catching up, but awwwwwwwww look at all Lonnie’s curls

 

[Hun_tea22]

I am actually shooketh that she excluded Ronnie. He may have exercised his Mummaz-gene by grabbing at stuff, but that’s when you teach him it’s not appropriate. He’s been to other birthdays, he knows the deal, he’s not daft. I wonder if he is allowed on the day out?

Also Inch man, you might want to take to your bestie Stace to see if you can book in some gym time. What would Fash think?

 

[JustmeJ]

I just find it really sad that (and lets imagine she actually DID film in real time for once) that, instead of enjoying seeing her son’s face at his presents and being there IN the moment with him, she’s shoving the camera in his face and giggling through it only. Those kids are gonna grow up thinking all this is normal and it bloody isn’t!!!
Oh and none of it-none of it- should even be on (public) social media. Her little 2 year old should NOT be her content. bleeping Instagramers!!!
Also LMFAO at the “curls”.
Why?!
Like whyyyyyy would you fake your child’s hair? This isn’t normal behaviour!!!

 

[Wize Owl]

The reason why it took Sopha so long to post anything about Lonnie’s birthday.... the wedding venue also has a golf course and she had trouble getting these two out of a bunker

 

[Rach8456]

“Jamies booby wobble” may be the finest observation ever made on these threads hunnays!!

Also let the bleeping child open his presents he’s not an idiot Jamie’s grabby fat paws trying to do it for him.

Desperately sad that Ron clearly wasn’t in the room… just why?

 

[IrishCatlady]

“Jamies booby wobble” may be the finest observation ever made on these threads hunnays!!

Also let the bleeping child open his presents he’s not an idiot Jamie’s grabby fat paws trying to do it for him.

Desperately sad that Ron clearly wasn’t in the room… just why?

Because Hinch is the biggest InstaCUNT

 

[Fluffy20]

bleeping personalised pyjamas they are only valid for one bleeping day AGAIN. Every bleeping year. Wasteful bleep.

 

[Wize Owl]

Footage of JimBob stuck in Lonnie’s playhouse on his way to the fire station to be removed from it

 

[Pipyspops15]

Footage of JimBob stuck in Lonnie’s playhouse on his way to the fire station to be removed from it

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I'm actual crying at this and the booby wobble

 

[Eyesopened]

She will try to spin it that Ron gets overwhelmed hence not being there for lens present opening whilst subjecting him to a busy strange venue instead of a few kids tables outside, bouncy castle and the 20+ sit on cars they already have

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

bleeping personalised pyjamas they are only valid for one bleeping day AGAIN. Every bleeping year. Wasteful bleep.

No doubt gifted from some small business hoping she’ll tag them.
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She will try to spin it that Ron gets overwhelmed hence not being there for lens present opening whilst subjecting him to a busy strange venue instead of a few kids tables outside, bouncy castle and the 20+ sit on cars they already have

Oh there’ll def be some bull tit excuse - her and YMU are probably thinking one up as we speak.

 

[springheeledyeti]

I thought Lonalds hair was so curly she needed advice and special products 🫢

 

[IrishCatlady]

No doubt gifted from some small business hoping she’ll tag them.
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Oh there’ll def be some bull tit excuse - her and YMU are probably thinking one up as we speak.

They would but too busy with Phil

 

[Hun_tea22]

The reason why it took Sopha so long to post anything about Lonnie’s birthday.... the wedding venue also has a golf course and she had trouble getting these two out of a bunker

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Is the bra Jamie’s?

 

[Libbylulu]

What happened to the little playhouse Ronnie had in Greyskull? The one she photoshopped his name on it afterwards. Why buy two? Wasteful beyond words

 

[katesbess]

She's just looking up why autistic kids don't like birthday. She'll be back to update us soon.

 

[MrsCapps]

I detest these ostentatious balloon displays with a passion!

favourite child liked it though - for about 30 seconds.

don’t worry Ron - we all still love you

 

[IrishCatlady]

What happened to the little playhouse Ronnie had in Greyskull? The one she photoshopped his name on it afterwards. Why buy two? Wasteful beyond words

Still there for when they're there for babysitting

 

[Louanne]

How sad that even the playhouse won't mean the boys get to see the light of day, shoved YET AGAIN in the nightmare of a playroom with the super-glued shut shutters.
And I thought exactly the same as someone else, why did Jamie need to keep grabbing the presents? Lonnie was doing fine on his own.