Mrs Hinch #637 No amount of money can buy taste or class. Hinch should have CHAV tattooed on her arse! šŸ¤Ŗ

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There must be something wrong with me cos while I am an animal lover and I love my dog, them bleeping alpacas donā€™t make me smile Inch. Literally no one gives two friggs about them ugly animals but you and Hinch.
Also wtaf is she to be angry about? ā€œOh Iā€™m rolling around in my big house this afternoon and I have to get off my arse and go to the shop again. Iā€™m so crossā€.
Piss
Off
Get a real job you two losers.
 
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There must be something wrong with me cos while I am an animal lover and I love my dog, them bleeping alpacas donā€™t make me smile Inch. Literally no one gives two friggs about them ugly animals but you and Hinch.
Also wtaf is she to be angry about? ā€œOh Iā€™m rolling around in my big house this afternoon and I have to get off my arse and go to the shop again. Iā€™m so crossā€.
Piss
Off
Get a real job you two losers.
Has he deleted his story? It's not showing for me
 
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New bill being proposed in France that influencers will face fines and even jail for not declaring ads and filters, enjoy your jOb if that happens here Sopha šŸ«¢ luckily the grey tracksuits are plentiful at tend farm šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
Blessshā€™erā€™arrrt, sheā€™d have to eat real jail food, rather than jugs of mugshots and B&J Caramel Chew Chew ice cream šŸ˜‚
 
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How long does it take to go to the shops?
I've been sat in front of the washing machine with me marigolds on for the last 2 hours and nothing.........šŸ¤”
 
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Moan moan moan and then moan some more.

influencing people to feel tit when they donā€™t šŸ‘ŒšŸ»

duck off for good you lazy ungrateful miserable cow x
 
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Jim Exotic pretending he likes the bucktooth bastards blessisart!
Iā€™ve never been more convinced that she runs his account too.
He isnā€™t even his own person let alone post original content.
What a wet blanket ā€œMr Hinch Homeā€ living off his wifeā€™s identity. Total loser.
 
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By that time those kids will probably be living full time with Jamie and his new wife, theyā€™ll see Slotha once a month if sheā€™s not too busy flogging herself on cheap reality TV shows or running her OF account.t
Might see her on QVC but then again she's not made for tv
 
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Seeing as she sees herself as an animal lover Doctor Dolittle, sheā€™ll definitely want to become a ā€œWildlife Friendā€ I think Iā€™m going to have a guess at a BINGO that sheā€™s popped to the shops and the ā€œStuffā€ sheā€™s buying is for a haul to show that sheā€™s building a bug box for wildlife for the Coronation ā€œThe Big Help Outā€ Iā€™m sure the spiders she lovessssh so much will love it šŸ•· Incoming slapping herself on a story when sheā€™s filming her ā€œBug boxā€ in a few weeks time šŸ˜‚
 
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Sophie Hinch(c)liffe not queen of clean just queen of mean, no one cares about your washing machine
 
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Seeing as she sees herself as an animal lover Doctor Dolittle, sheā€™ll definitely want to become a ā€œWildlife Friendā€ I think Iā€™m going to have a guess at a BINGO that sheā€™s popped to the shops and the ā€œStuffā€ sheā€™s buying is for a haul to show that sheā€™s building a bug box for wildlife for the Coronation ā€œThe Big Help Outā€ Iā€™m sure the spiders she lovessssh so much will love it šŸ•· Incoming slapping herself on a story when sheā€™s filming her ā€œBug boxā€ in a few weeks time šŸ˜‚
She could make a start on helping animals a bit closer to home by putting the lardy dog on a diet and taking him out for more exercise :rolleyes:
 
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'Toddlers' (her words not mine) the hardest?
Wait until they're teenagers Sloth šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
My oldest is nearly 11 and I am so worried about how much worse itā€™s going to get. I cannot deal with her hormones already!!! šŸ˜‚
 
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Iā€™m Mularkey (Firefly Lane, IYKYN) late to the Rita Rant partyā€¦.

Why is she so pissshed off with her wassshing machine šŸ˜³ Did it perhaps stop playing the tune she lovesssh to dance to at the end of a cycle and start shouting ā€œGET WELLā€œ instead šŸ¤­
No it didn't get a chance. The tune player went rogue and shouted duck off witch when it saw her coming towards it. Washing machine is a tattler....
 
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How does her machine get that dirty in the drawer? Mine never, ever gets like that.
If she cleaned it often enough, hers wouldn't get like that either! But then again she ain't even a cleaner, so...

ETA: I've had my washing machine for 10 months, use it pretty much every week, and it still doesn't look anything like hers does šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø
 
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My washer is on at least twice a day and never gets that bad, it gets a rub down on the outside once a week thanks to actual toddler fingers all over it and a deep clean when I'm feeling fancy, let's say Christmas and a spring clean

Does anyone know if she's hung her summer curtains yet? Wasn't sure if it was time to swap them over yet
 
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