Mrs Hinch #636 Even the rats are abandoning the sinking ship

[airyfairy76]

Another overused one “melts into the skin” when the TikTok make up brigade are trying to flog some crazy expensive brand. It drives me up the wall. I’m obsessed with… and then the day later obsessed with something that’s the same as yesterday. Influencers should be banned. Bunch of lying twats.

Another overused one is “insane”. Anything good is “insane” according to the instahuns. Drives me nuts

 

[Titch tactics]

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Why can’t she spell? Or pronounce things correctly? Can someone really be that bleeping dim?

Yes, yes they can and she is.

 

[Fifah1907]

Stop with this tit

Who the duck even uses that apart from the insta hunzzz? I've only ever used it to take the piss on here

Mad Ma smuggling some gifted tit out of the house to sell on?

That’s my most used emoji…I’ll see myself out

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

That’s my most used emoji…I’ll see myself out

I like it too

 

[welshgirl2021]

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Why can’t she spell? Or pronounce things correctly? Can someone really be that bleeping dim?

Clearly a rhetorical question

 

[chocolatestrawberry]

Sorry if I’m Middleton to the party here but there’s absolutely no way Lennie is the age she says he is. Im just not having that he’s like a week older than my son. I know pictures are deceiving but nope. Not having it. Mind you, she is about 50ft tall and so is jimbob!

 

[Anneofgreengables]

Just seen her roof clean on the company’s website is dated 22nd FEB!!!!
#Yetanotherprerecord

How the duck does she get away with the lies and deception
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Fur baby can get his hair cut but not her real baby? Priorities

But he must look like Rexy

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Sorry if I’m Middleton to the party here but there’s absolutely no way Lennie is the age she says he is. Im just not having that he’s like a week older than my son. I know pictures are deceiving but nope. Not having it. Mind you, she is about 50ft tall and so is jimbob!

Wait til @HinchesSousChef sees this

 

[Soapy]

I love that she's seemingly got the tradesmen in, up on scaffolding washing her roof. Her mum there aswell doing stuff. And the cleaner spotted too! And she's pissing about making bleeping yoghurt lollies and talking to the camels god she's got a hard life

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Sorry if I’m Middleton to the party here but there’s absolutely no way Lennie is the age she says he is. Im just not having that he’s like a week older than my son. I know pictures are deceiving but nope. Not having it. Mind you, she is about 50ft tall and so is jimbob!

Go on…..

 

[BudBear99]

Why is Ron wearing a dribble bib?!

 

[Horridhenrietta]

Has she never understood the concept of letting your children run riot with whatever toys they see fit and just tidying up when they’re in bed?
My living room looks like it’s had a fight with Smyths by the end of the day but it’s all good fun.

Yes!!!! If your house doesn't look like Toys r Us after a ram raid you're doing it wrong (& whispers) on bad days it didn't get tidied either! (At the time Forces Wife with Hubby often deployed & chronically sick) not that there ever needs to be a flipping reason! Loosen up Grinch!

 

[Rach8456]

Just give them a bleeping yoghurt you walloper

 

[Horridhenrietta]

Just watched her instagram- she really does prefer the dog to the boys.

Its plain to see. Her interaction with Henry is much more genuine than with Ronnie and Len.
Its so sad.

Not quite enough to look after him properly though...

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Just give them a bleeping yoghurt you walloper

I don’t get it. They had mini milks the other week why not give them one of those

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

I wonder if she calls Inch "Petit Pops" in the sex dungeon?

 

[LurkeyMcLurk]

All those tubs of Ben and Jerry's in the freezer but nothing else

 

[Fifah1907]

Just popping up with something that someone else has probably already said - I grew up in a house with a disordered eating household and was only allowed frozen yoghurts and no ice cream because calories even though I was about 7….and it’s issues that stuck with me for the best part of 20 years!

 

[Horridhenrietta]

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Guysssssh, I’ve got my Owlets up, dressed, fed and ready for the day and I’m ready..... but before we can go out I need to check that my cupboard under the sink looks good ...so I can feel good My washing-up liquid bottle looks a bit lopsided, oh no, I feel awful and can’t go out now

FFS.... what absolute rubbish she comes out with. I’ve heard it all now, if her cupboard looks good she feels good

Oh no....my undersink cupboard is a crammed in mess & has ring marks from various bottles. Best go & sulk then.

 

[mammaof3]

How the duck does she get away with the lies and deception

I think that house on the window cleaners page is another one

Fiddle carrying in her gear. So Hinch quickly put down the camera.