I love comments like thisOK, I work "2" mins from the prom, haha, it's about a 7 min walk. Yesterday the weather was awful at the time she posted and I didnt go out for my normal lunchtime walk.
Also, the photo she posted by the Quay, she was obviously sitting in the car as there is a little car park there.
Secondly, the sand pit was just one big puddle on weds, and she said the boys don't like getting cold and wet so that story is clearly a lie. Also the prom this week has been rammed full with children for half term, the sandpit area would still be busy soo surely everyone would recognise the most famous person to come from the little hamlet of maldonia?!
My guess is she's waiting in the car while Inch is getting fish n chips from the place behind where she's parked up. Kids probably weren't even there! No way would she venture to the prom when it's that busy.
Bahhaaaaaahahahhh local Chamber of Bumlickers, Town traders for Commerce, innit"Everyone knows everyone" maybe in their weird, small, local business clique of bumlickers.
Why is she going on about Maldon though? Is she trying to get a tourist board deal? Or has she been told to be more relatable so trying to spin that she's just a small town girl, not a big celeb who lives in a mansion on the town outskirts?
To be fair to the everyone knows everyone nonsense, I know a good 50% of residents in my actual village, enough to say hello or that they ask after my kids. But I'm quite active and social in our community. It does annoy Mr P that I can't do something like sweep the front without continually stopping to chat with passers-by. I doubt Hinch knows anyone locally, aside from her sycophantic tradies, she never leaves the compound.
She only loves the filtered version of herself - bit sad really. Clearly all the quotations in the world won’t stop her using a filter and embracing how she really looksOh god another blethering mess of an-eye -fucking-the-camera-video.
She really loves herself doesn’t she?
I couldn’t watch all of it she just makes me cringe too much.
Nothing she never loved any of that shit, it was always about bagging free shite, undeclared #ads and monetization of every aspect of the Hunch Brand. She also bloomin loved her Georgie Forkskin upcycled IKEA trollezzzzzzzzzz for a new York minute too, as it was noted at the time by some nusty trollllzzzzzzzz she was only on the beg for a free BBQ.I was thinking about her wandering around her "quite large town" and it reminded me of the time her and Jimbo were out and about and brought the egg chair?
What happened to the egg chair, she was never out of it?
Actually she was always in the garden too, she loved her runway of lights and BBQs and now she isn't only en-route to the shed she curls up in?
They built the PERGOLA at the old house to sit in too, now it seems she can't even get out in the garden to relax either?
What a waste, she could be out there in the sun this week, planting apple trees for the boys to watch growing, starting the boys own real veggie patch, sitting having a coffee with Jimbo watching the boys in the sand pit instead of a play tray in a dark room?
What a lot she has given up to go live there?
Post it on social media, hoping for #gifted carpet.Ooh I dunno. Maybe clean it up? And give the puker a bucket?
Why would anyone have to ask what to do?! It’s bloody obvious isn’t it?
This could explain the random picture of the pub where she used to pot wash that she posted the other day,the same one selling fish&chips from it's outbuildingOK, I work "2" mins from the prom, haha, it's about a 7 min walk. Yesterday the weather was awful at the time she posted and I didnt go out for my normal lunchtime walk.
Also, the photo she posted by the Quay, she was obviously sitting in the car as there is a little car park there.
Secondly, the sand pit was just one big puddle on weds, and she said the boys don't like getting cold and wet so that story is clearly a lie. Also the prom this week has been rammed full with children for half term, the sandpit area would still be busy soo surely everyone would recognise the most famous person to come from the little hamlet of maldonia?!
My guess is she's waiting in the car while Inch is getting fish n chips from the place behind where she's parked up. Kids probably weren't even there! No way would she venture to the prom when it's that busy.
She knows how to holiday.
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