Mrs Hinch #634 The most successful thing Hinch has left is her tattle threads.

[CoolMom]

Can we have a please have a poll at the start of the next thread where people can vote if they have actually reported Lil Miss Hinch?

I'd just like to see how accurate the "40" really is....

 

[Hens Teeth]

Blimey, 634 threads. I need a minute to get my head around that!

 

[IrishCatlady]

We've been promoted from the Tattle34 to the Tattle 40, and yes just as you have time to reply to all your sheep now all of a sudden, desperate much we have time to keep REPORTING you

 

[MrsHinchBarmyArmy]

I'm still disgusted with her. Still reeling from her grief train post plagiarism (yes I know, I should get over it) and now going on about poor Ron and his assessments. I'm going through this with my little barmy now but wouldn't dream of putting this up on SM.

 

[Parry1988]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Imagine having a larger then normal garden and having to hold your mums hand across it. The only thing that have free run of the garden (and the house in fact) is RoyOiOiOi

All in the name of content so he doesn't run out of shot obviously

That's the first thing I thought of when watching! Kids can't run free in their new garden, they have to be escorted across it incase they get trampled by hinchs favorite boys

 

[katfromthesticks]

They probably left grandma in charge which is how she fell, tripping over in the camel shed, or walking poor Fat Henry.

Found this!

 

[Wize Owl]

Is it an Essex thing for a conversation to just be a list of all the things you did that day? My mil is the same; she’ll go into detail about every meal out, and every conversation she had with anyone that week. And everything is amazing as well!

Hope they’re not secretly related, might have to divorce if so

I’ll have to think about that one as I’m from Essex…. hang on a tick as I’m a bit sleepy as I’ve been awake since 5am, first to let the dog out, then to feed baby Owlet. Next up I showered, had a cup of tea. Then my little boy and twin girls woke up, got them showered, dressed and went downstairs, while Mr Owl fed the cat and dog and made us some breakfast. Put a wash on, ate breakfast (Delicious pancakes) Tidied the bedrooms and cleaned the bathroom and ensuite, while Mr Owl cleaned up the kitchen. Got the crafting box out for my Owlets. Baby Owlet woke up, gave her a bath, got her dressed and a feed. Put the vacuum round, called one of my sisters and arranged to meet up with her and her family for lunch. Just sat down to have a quick cuppa and a nose on Tattle…..read your question and have to say no I think it must just be your Essex MIL who lists her day
Hope that helps xxx

Mr Owl is from Weepy Al’s neck of the woods and I hope it never comes to pass that he’s related in some way to him…. don’t get me wrong, I like Weepy, but I hope Mr Owl and my Owlets aren’t related to Sopha. My mummaz-in-law loveeeees alpacas and walks with them (Birthday treats, etc… she doesn’t just randomly spot one and stroll with it to the hairdressers, well I hope not anyway) What if she’s his cousin

Edit: I wrote Weepy Owl instead of Weepy Al

 

[brainwashednomore]

Surely isn’t not a ‘blether’ if it’s recorded and edited and blatantly jumps from one frame to the next??!! Surely if you’re coming on to have a chat with your followers you chat, you don’t edit!! Xx

 

[Swedish chef]

Why am I spending so long trying to see what colour her are?
As am older, no excuse maybe, but I don't understand all this on the spectrum stuff. I think it's a modern day thing, (please correct me if I am wrong.)
All I see is a lovely little boy who is possibly a bit slower.
He's not ill, on a life support machine or terminal. Why can she not embrace and love him for who he is and celebrate his life?
Of course I do understand that some children need more support, (my brother needed a speech therapist fifty years ago but now he is CEO of a very large company so it didn't hold him back.)
As for Hinch. It would have been so much better if she had come on weeks back with all that drivel and said she was taking a break until she had gotten to grips with all that was going on instead of drip feeding all her personal bo**ocks.
On a side note Mr Duck got called sweetharrt, in a Jamie voice this morning. Maybe I am overdoing it

ND is not a modern day thing, it's finally being understood and diagnosised accordingly. It's not unusual for parents to grieve the loss of what they thought their child's life would be. What is a modern day thing, is turnips like Hunch using it for engagement and likes and possibly ongoing financial gain. She is an ableist and just generally unpleasant

 

[BBC1HD]

Appropriate background because you are in cloud cuckooland mate. ATV
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You'd think she had presented an amazing speech by the way inch goes on. "My dad and nan are in hospital. We've taken some assessments. And we are excited for new pets"

Well done . So inspiring.

 

[Wize Owl]

I’m living for it. Just need Jimbob to join in and maybe mad Freda too.

They could knit themselves some speciaaaaal matchy matchy clothes to wear in the Orangery.... they have lots of the floofhead’s floof left from last year they could knit with

Edit: forgot to add second pic

 

[Hun_tea22]

No, that can’t be right! Inch told us his employer hand peeled and sliced those carrots EVERY DAY for the camels. Surely she doesn’t then seal them in a plastic bag that looks like it comes from a supermarket?

 

[springheeledyeti]

2 minutes drive from the high street to tend farm? Thought she lived in the cOuNtRySiDe 🫢

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Remember the other day when I spotted the dunelm parcels?

 

[Pergola]

Why am I spending so long trying to see what colour her are?
As am older, no excuse maybe, but I don't understand all this on the spectrum stuff. I think it's a modern day thing, (please correct me if I am wrong.)
All I see is a lovely little boy who is possibly a bit slower.
He's not ill, on a life support machine or terminal. Why can she not embrace and love him for who he is and celebrate his life?
Of course I do understand that some children need more support, (my brother needed a speech therapist fifty years ago but now he is CEO of a very large company so it didn't hold him back.)
As for Hinch. It would have been so much better if she had come on weeks back with all that drivel and said she was taking a break until she had gotten to grips with all that was going on instead of drip feeding all her personal bo**ocks.
On a side note Mr Duck got called sweetharrt, in a Jamie voice this morning. Maybe I am overdoing it

Exactly this... I see a little boy who is being held back, he isn't allowed to do anything for himself or alone, he is not a toddler he doesn't need full instructions every 2 minutes he needs a little freedom!

He also needs the camera out of his face and parents who talk to him properly in proper sentences and wait for a reply and continue a conversation!!

Instead of woe is me get your priorities in order, get rid of those camels, get the garden sorted for two little boys instead of wasting time spent with those dirty animals that don't need or love you, spend it with your children, preparing them for a normal life?

 

[nuts82]

Oh.my.gawd!!!!
had a little break Insta over the weekend… and came back to this 🫣
Firstly, the tend crying is just hilarious!! I never thought I’d say that someone ‘crying’ was funny… but that was so beggy!!
secondly, the repeating of words/sentences over and over again is unbearable!! She has no vocabulary and I think Ronald’s speech therapist should probably have a listen to one of sloths ‘blethers’ *throwsupinmyownmouth*
lastly… the fucking filter

 

[Spacedman]

Maldon's known for it's Quay where the famous tall ships are moored(sadly not for much longer),so what exactly has she noticed for the first time?......oh wait,the Quay and the tall ships

 

[Louanne]

Thread suggestion:
"What a blethering idiot ..."

 

[Mrsstaff]

Inch earning his keep again I can honestly say I've never had to escort my children around the garden. But then again I don't have livestock taking over what should be their playground. What Sophie wants though

 

[Parry1988]

I know solomon rubs people up the wrong way, but in those date night stories with orange squash aka Joe, they just seem genuinely happy and like equals, having a laugh and enjoying each others company. Hinch and jimbob make me feel so uncomfortable on their stories together like a creepy old pervy uncle and mentally challenged nieces relationship or something