Mrs Hinch #615 No baby, just floofs, and a chicken in a papoose

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nursemum12

Early thread suggestion;hinch grotto coming to one of three venues near you. Filtered pictures only please or should it be grinch grotto
 
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Pumpkins1506

Hang on, didn't realise there was audio to that weird cab ride story. Is she saying she needs to do relaxation exercises before going in to the theatre? Does she think she's going up on stage or something? What the fuck is she on about?
https://giphy.com/GotQcWTQbYq2c
 
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Erica24

What the fuck is this new thing where people, mostly influencers say " if that makes sense" after they have said something really simple that even the lowest form of pond life would understand? It's even leeched into real life. I have just started a new job and the woman who is doing my hand over says it to me every time she tells me something, eg. "this is the kettle, hope that makes sense" I may have made that example up for effect but you get my drift! It does my fucking head in! Just because most of these influenzers are as thick as a whale omlette why do they assume we all are?
 
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ragdollmissy

Zofloragirl said:
If she saw dirty dancing for her birthday with J, then with her family before Xmas, why is she going again today? Messed up pre record, lie or just so uneducated she is unable to explore the plethora of shows available in the West End?
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Free tickets!
 
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Homebird44

Can you imagine the queue of Hinchers at the book signings? All Hinch clones with their shoulders out, bows in their hair, drowning in iconic highlighter that cost them money (she gets her for free) Probably bring along a minkeh for her to sign, they'll think it's hilarious and will post about it for months. They’ll 'produce' another cringe reel about meeting their idol and their hearts will be full
 
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Pipyspops15

Will we be treated to a new remix of the recorder from sopha? Is this the reason she bought it?? This is pre wedding as red hair...
 

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IrishCatlady

Get on the Dominion theatre insta, showing red carpet pictures by paps. Wonder if Hinch gets stopped
 
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Tootle Pip Wiz

Oh fuck off you stupid twat. Would love to see her try it.
Nope, it ain't happening you thick fuck. Honestly, she ain't right in the head with these crazy things she spouts.


 
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Ditzymama28

beanpole said:
Three dates, is that it?! Hardly a global tour is it
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Thought she was doing a nationwide whistle-stop tour all around the UK, to meet her adoring fans from all across the nation?!?!
Obvs a bit of research has been done and the 3 areas where she's actually doing her signings have the highest number of brainwashed, moronic huns
It's gonna be 3 shitshows and the fact that her 2 young children are being dragged along to be live performing puppets is disgusting
https://giphy.com/cjJJClnH8Hf32
 
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teshhco-tart

Had she had an inch of decency, she would have told her followers and crazy fans to hold off before buying the book if they had an opportunity to come to the signing! She knew they’d have to buy it twice then.
Absolute cunt she is.
I did predict it would be a ticketed event with guest lists, because they have hardly anyone going!
She makes me sick.
 
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or JusRollWithIt

In that itchy and scratchy video where she ‘tends to talk to someone off camera (what a loif!) she does nearly a full 360 and there is nobody there. Just Royoi. Someone else said it, what a phoney.
 
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Cupcakemum

IrishCatlady said:
Can't stop people in the queue close from talking photos though
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She's got history for this and did the same for Hinch yourself happy.
Tickets were £12.99, but back then you weren't even allowed to take your own pics!
You had to let the official photographer do it and then download them.
That's how the real images of the Desperate Dan jaw first came out. A tattler got hold of the login and put them all on here, and then slowly people were uploading and tagging her. It was a good day
 

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chocolatestrawberry

Clearly it’s all ticketed so that when there’s 25 people turn up to one they can say it’s cos they were limited tickets available! She can make her own narrative to it when her bots don’t show up!
 
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springheeledyeti

or JusRollWithIt said:
In that itchy and scratchy video where she ‘tends to talk to someone off camera (what a loif!) she does nearly a full 360 and there is nobody there. Just Royoi. Someone else said it, what a phoney.
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Nusty troll, Soph is the alpaca whisperer, Royoioi was talking to mummazzz
 
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GimmieSauceage

Pipyspops15 said:
Will we be treated to a new remix of the recorder from sopha? Is this the reason she bought it?? This is pre wedding as red hair...
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This story made me laugh

Absolutely taking the piss out of Hinch and her impulse buying shit like a recorder
 
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