Mrs Hinch #611 She’s made her gifted bed, now she has to lie in it

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hinch will hire SIA security for her book signings, claiming it’s because of nusty trolls.

in reality it will be for the mad wenches who think they are the boys “aunties” and overly attached fans who will try to sniff her manky hair extensions.

when the fans get moved along quickly so as not to inconvenience hinch, she’ll deal with the complaints like “it was the security guards guyschhhh, I’m still learning”

I’ve got an sia badge 😉
 
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Awwww a professional illustrator managed to draw a carrrrPIITT 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ how riveting… why does she talk like that 🤛
 
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Forget the garlands, I couldn't take my eyes of her futzzzzzz!!! Size 5 my bumbum INNIT!
 
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Mad old bat hanging around like a bad smell as per usual. The face on it.


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Oh ello dumbdumb. 🤣🤣🤣

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Why she always so struck by “the little details” like the bloody stairs in this stupid picture book looking like her actual stairs? Well they will do love, the illustrator COPIED YOUR HOUSE 🤦🏽‍♀️
 
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A few asking why she's not tagging ads when she should.

There's alot of research that shows that audiences disengage, cognitively, when they see ad, alot of the time without even realizing they're disengaging. Eye tracking, clicks, purchases etc have shown advertising materials aren't as fruitful as ads appearing to be "organic" i.e dressed as if they're not ads. Sort of like when you Google something, like a shop for example, research shows you are far less likely to click on the first result marked as "ad" even tho technically it gives the same outcome as clicking one that doesn't say "ad". The one without ad is more trustworthy & genuine seeming. I'd bet that's why she's not marking as ad.
 
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Is she purposely wearing baggy cloths so we start speculating a pregnancy? Is she trying to fool us? Also her hair I cannot cope! She looks like she belongs in a seedy porn movie in a school girls outfit. Absolutely ridiculous 🙄
 
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What is it with her hair? Just noticed it's not even pigtails. It's a strange half up half down 'creation' Never seen anything like it.
She ain’t done it right that’s why. I’m sure ppl on love island have their hair like this sometimes ;
The blonde girl here ;
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sophs is just ridiculous on her & im not being horrible some people just can’t pull this hairstyle off 🤣🙂
 
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She really does act dumb, I am convinced she has used that round corer before.









 
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A few asking why she's not tagging ads when she should.

There's alot of research that shows that audiences disengage, cognitively, when they see ad, alot of the time without even realizing they're disengaging. Eye tracking, clicks, purchases etc have shown advertising materials aren't as fruitful as ads appearing to be "organic" i.e dressed as if they're not ads. Sort of like when you Google something, like a shop for example, research shows you are far less likely to click on the first result marked as "ad" even tho technically it gives the same outcome as clicking one that doesn't say "ad". The one without ad is more trustworthy & genuine seeming. I'd bet that's why she's not marking as ad.
Sorry to quote myself too but ASA aren't really the big scary people either, we never really focus on ASA, though we do try to adhere to their guidelines because it just makes life easier. It's more GDPR would be the big boogieman of marketing/advertising & along with Ofcom. They would be the ones we HAVE to adhere to 100%. They are the ones who you do NOT want knocking your door😂 ASA will drag you do court if you f*CK up & they're 100% sure that without a doubt you're wrong, and likely do a case study on you on their website, but GDPR guidelines are not to be fucked with even more and Ofcom too, so they would be the big fears of marketing/advertising. Prob an eye roll at an Email from ASA but if it's gdpr related or directly from Ofcom email then it's full on all hands on deck & crisis & panic mode.
 
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She's been having a right good mooch through tattle hasn't she.
First mentioning trace, although I bloody love that egg storage 🐔
Then because it's been mentioned quite alot that Lennie doesn't talk much, she's making him 'talk' for the gram. Anyway, I'm gonna keep quiet about that for now. I just hope she actually speaks to this one properly.

Does she honestly think she looks good with bunches? She looks a bleeping idiot.
 
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I watched her stories on silent and she still managed to annoy me.
dinny even get me started on that hair?!
 
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