it's unlikely that she'll ever use those stock cubes because she can't cook - but how will she know their use-by dates?
They'll probably still be in that jar next century.
They'll probably still be in that jar next century.
Plot twist.4 eggs a day
If she could invent a chicken who lays more than once a day and every day a week she would make even more money than fleecing sheep, the industrial chicken farmers would be beating down her crematorium door!
That farm that gave up those hens because they are no longer commercially viable must be kicking themselves
This is a woman who doesn’t eat properly - soooo much sugar. Please tell me those sweets are for her and Jamie. I don’t mind a packet mix or two for convenience, but I can easily rustle up a chilli con carne & shepherds pie using herbs and spices. She’s at home 24/7. She has the luxury of time. She has a few cookbooks she could use. Why does she need so many packet mixes? Her pantry is basic with basic food. I’ve donated better food to my local food bank this week. Where’s the nutritional food? I’ve a good mind to write to Tescos and ask which idiot thought it would be a good idea to give this lazy arsed woman her own cookware range when it’s pretty clear she does not cook. That pantry is wasted on her. I’d love to see what she eats on a daily basis. I’m going to quote myself again, ‘oh to be a fly on a brick slip wall’This is just fucking disgusting. Where's the real food? Why does she have a fucking tub of sweets that big? Why does she have so many fucking seasoning mixes? How the fuck does she get the stock cube she wants when they're all mixed up in that jar?
Ugh.
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And where are you supposed to put the boxes and packets of the left overs?I will never understand all this decanting food/products into glass jars.
Who can be fucked?
Maybe she could take up a hobby like sewing.I laughed at the pantry sort out , isn’t she embarrassed, they stuff had only been in there a few weeks and apart from a teeny wipe out of one basket, nothing needed doing . She must be dying inside of boredom
Ahhh but she learned all her nutritional skills from Mummaz, she fed Mamfa and Sloatha on packet pasta as kids according to our Fanny.This is a woman who doesn’t eat properly - soooo much sugar. Please tell me those sweets are for her and Jamie. I don’t mind a packet mix or two for convenience, but I can easily rustle up a chilli con carne & shepherds pie using herbs and spices. She’s at home 24/7. She has the luxury of time. She has a few cookbooks she could use. Why does she need so many packet mixes? Her pantry is basic with basic food. I’ve donated better food to my local food bank this week. Where’s the nutritional food? I’ve a good mind to write to Tescos and ask which idiot thought it would be a good idea to give this lazy arsed woman her own cookware range when it’s pretty clear she does not cook. That pantry is wasted on her. I’d love to see what she eats on a daily basis. I’m going to quote myself again, ‘oh to be a fly on a brick slip wall’
Or the possibility that they go around shouting their kids full names for everyone to hearHow did they know it was Soph?? She has soooooo many different faces these daysMaybe it was her dog piss yellow hair that gave it away?? Or that cackle?? She gives me the major ick
Her cookware range is shocking.This is a woman who doesn’t eat properly - soooo much sugar. Please tell me those sweets are for her and Jamie. I don’t mind a packet mix or two for convenience, but I can easily rustle up a chilli con carne & shepherds pie using herbs and spices. She’s at home 24/7. She has the luxury of time. She has a few cookbooks she could use. Why does she need so many packet mixes? Her pantry is basic with basic food. I’ve donated better food to my local food bank this week. Where’s the nutritional food? I’ve a good mind to write to Tescos and ask which idiot thought it would be a good idea to give this lazy arsed woman her own cookware range when it’s pretty clear she does not cook. That pantry is wasted on her. I’d love to see what she eats on a daily basis. I’m going to quote myself again, ‘oh to be a fly on a brick slip wall’
We made these with my son when he was little but you do have to be careful if there are pets in the house. I know a few dogs that have been seriously ill over Christmas after eating the kids salt dough tree decorationsHere’s a free Christmas toddler activity tip for you hinch:
Make salt dough tree decorations. Ronnie can mix the dough, Lennie can shape it and both can paint it once baked. We did this last year and gave them out to all the rellies. They’ll be used for years to come but would probably spoil your boring burgundy decs
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Average 4 eggs a day - LIAR.
Hens lay on average 5-6 eggs a week and that's when they are in full lay so 15-18 a week MAX for 3 hens but as it's coming into winter this may well be less. NOT THE TWENTY EIGHT SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING.
NO hen lays 2 eggs a day so all I can think is she didn't go in the run to get the eggs one day and found 4 the next day ie an average of TWO a day.
Why does she have to lie about everything and try to make out she is better than everyone else to the point Of impossibility?
Can I call bingo on her saying she did the egg maths wrong ... as she's only learning to be a chicken owner?
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