Mrs Hinch #594 She's got a pantry but still wants tend farm decorated for free

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Congratulations to you both! In true instahun fashion, "we're so glad that the news is FINALLY out, because, well, we've known for AGES but we just couldn't say anything!"
Seriously though, such lovely news

And yep, Stacey is going to give birth on Christmas Eve in one of the out buildings with Hinch looming over her wearing her light up beanie hat...
 
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Will probably arrive at pickle cottage on a donkey and deliver the child herself. Daft bint
 
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Surround by the peckham lads

Huge congratulations!! We’ll have two tattle babies next year!
 
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Congratulations baby chef will be loved by millions Including cumslut & sexy daddy pig
 
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I was thinking the same, about the friends things, we are going away tomorrow with a load of friends and family, only a cheap caravan holiday by the sea but my kids are so excited to see all their friends and cousins and that’s because we don’t all live in each others pockets because work/life/kids/grandkids, she has her mum and niece at hers more often then her own kids! It’s hardly exciting for them is it
 
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Henry appears to have chilled out recently, what happened to him being giddy with excitement when she returned home ?
 
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Congratulations
Let me guess you’ve been pregnant longer than you’ve got left but you’ve still got 6 months to go
 
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Congratulations Awww, Baby Sous and Baby Owl new 2023 additions to the nusty hen family... bless’their’arrrts xx
 
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Oh gosh imagine if she does a Nativity scene style announcement with the llamas, kids as shepherds, her as Mary etc
God you can imagine it. An Insta post where she's crying into her Christmas pudding having returned from shoving her arm up Stacey's minge, just as a farmer does to a cow, and pulling the baby out herself. "I love you all to the moon and back, loved being by your side (and up your fanfan). I'm crying into my Christmas pudding here. Love you to the moon and back bubs, then a section of random emojis.

She always has to stake her claim.on Stacey- look everyone I'm important my best bubs is famous
 
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So 3 Pygmy Goats are incoming to tend farm then. Sopha’s little “Can we have a goat next please mum ” translates to “We’re having 3 goats because I want them” Brag Brag Brag...

Think I’m going to call BINGO that they’ll be called Billy, Bobby and Bradley


 
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You lot have covered it all but a couple of things,
Awwwwwwwhhhh Sous, huge congratulations. Hope your posting lots of ‘mirror’ selfies, clutching your bump whilst ‘eye fucking ’ yourself at the same time. Xxxxxx
 
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Oh my word... Tattle ADs trolling again To be honesssssscht at first glance I was sure it said “Janine” at the top

 
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