Mrs Hinch #588 "This Is Me" - A reject on a shelf for 50p! #mrshinchisover

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

When Soph forgets to contour!

Wtf is that? A lunar faced Tudor?

 

[Spacedman]

Wtf is that? A lunar faced Tudor?

No,it's a tuna faced looner

 

[MaryPoppinsHandbag]

Dying cackling at these comments!
The grand entrance will be fully cunted up with Dumpkins and dead leaves 'n tit Autumnalalllly or whatever bollocks she was spitting on about the other day!

Ha ha, glad my ramblings amused you! I’ve had the weekend off her Insta (just call me Hinch’s sister) and spent this evening absolutely snorting with laughter at all the weekends comments! The Tatt fest face pics were the icing on the pumpkin

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Ha ha, glad my ramblings amused you! I’ve had the weekend off her Insta (just call me Hinch’s sister) and spent this evening absolutely snorting with laughter at all the weekends comments! The Tatt fest face pics were the icing on the pumpkin

Jusssht what I needed! You are all bloody funny I've got a very bruised & drugged up OH after a knee replacement and the late night shannanigans on here always bring such joy! Faaank you & @Spacedman you Tudor Tuna Looners xx

Bahahaha!!!! Urban Dictionary....

 

[MaryPoppinsHandbag]

Jusssht what I needed! You are all bloody funny I've got a very bruised & drugged up OH after a knee replacement and the late night shannanigans on here always bring such joy! Faaank you & @Spacedman you Tudor Tuna Looners xx

Bahahaha!!!! Urban Dictionary....
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That looks like a late night mission for @Spacedman to me…. 🥷

I hope Mr Roundabout recovers soon I have the week off work so obviously the best thing to do is lurk on tattle until the wee small hours

 

[Spacedman]

Anyone notice the security at the show today?
That is clearly one of those fake hands.We all know he's ready with Fiddle's tranq gun under his jacket.

 

[Hibblez]

Anyone notice the security at the show today?
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Who is he on the phone to, MI5 "QUICK, SEND IN THE CHOPPERS, CELEBRITY NEEDS TO GET HOME TO SHINE HER SINK"

 

[Souffle]

The way she speaks to people in that video looks like how I used to behave as a TV extra when I was a teenager. The producers would say “look like you’re having a funny chat at a party” or “act really happy to see your friend over there” and that is exactly how Hinch behaves… it’s over the top and fake.

 

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

My Mum would've said couldn't you have put a comb through your hair.

Mine would of said you can't polish a turd.

Where’s me fags?
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Grabby bleep, stuffing all the freebies away quick!

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shelooks fine, more and more like old self pre gastric band, she suits a fuller face

Ouch that back hander will sting!
She does look fine, the filters she uses are actually creepy when they're side by side with her non filtered face.

#hinchfaces

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Creepy

The jacket needed a good bloody iron.

Probably an amazsshon special. Looks grubby too.

 

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

Cause I do

Weekly Story Breakdown for W/C 03/10:

47 stories in total
38% of her stories were ads

Some of her top tier content included:
1 pre-recorded "clean" sesh w/ an undeclared ad for her Grinch List book

A PR Q&A where she answered Qs blatantly sent by her team and in reply to things on tattle despite not having read here since before the earth was formed

Definitely was interesting to see - will be continuing next week and I'm happy to do a more detailed breakdown if people are interested!

Yes please!

 

[Hinchisafraud]

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This is her dream come true… being ushered in by ‘security’ - tend celeb x

 

[Libbylulu]

Meanwhile, down on Hinch not a Farm, they’ve gone crazy with their pumpkins

 

[stars in your eyes]

I’m wondering how long it will be before she does a #ad for the new shark hair dryer! It’s going to really piss me off when she does I would love one but at £300 it’s insane, I’m sure she’s been sent one already! Lots of people have been showing them on tiktok.

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

I actually think she would look really nice with a long 'lob' (if you know what I mean - almost shoulder length) in her natural colour, maybe with some honey balayage....I'm no hairdresser but something like this would look far better than what she has now.....

49+ Stylish Long Bob Haircuts We Adore - The Cuddl

Trends may come and go, but long bob haircuts can be claimed to be a constant fashion that has persisted in the ever-changing world for the past decade. You may recognize this popular cut as a “lob”, which is a trendy combination of the words “long” and “bob”. True to its name, this modern hairstyle

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Yeah we’ve seen it shorter briefly looked better. Think the scraggly, musty extensions age her. She doesn’t look in her 30s, more like early 40’s, so the hair style just screams of someone trying to cling onto their youth.
Disclaimer wear you’re spf ladies, freckles are not accessories, it’s sun damage

Two different noses, chins, lips and eyes. Her mole also magically disappeared.
#hinchfaces

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the lip fillers WHYYYYY!!!! Why is half of it above her lip lmmmaoooo I can’t with this idiot

 

[IrishCatlady]

I’ve added these to the media page:
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And this is why Hinch won't do Tv

Love how's there's only a couple of 100 comments on the Clean and Tidy insta #MrsHinchIsOver

So Greedy was pictured with failed and reborn Ava May but Hinch couldn't be arsed

 

[Swedish chef]

What EVEN is a clean and tidy home show? From what I’ve seen it looks really boring

So bloody boring and the place looked empty, fancy spending your weekend wetting your knickers over a free cloff

 

[Lucyjane1]

All that time in the salon for her hair and this is what she does going out to an event…..??? So what does she do with all of her FAV ghd’s……??? and for someone who says she has bad anxiety of going out in public and finding it hard in going out with her own kids hence why she ps never ever took them out on her own she’s always got someone as her lap dog well she seems to be doing pretty well smiling and full on like the whole world adores her……….. a friend of mine is going through a really bad anxiety moment and for now just for her taking the buns out from her own home she struggle………..

 

[muchogin]

And this is why Hinch won't do Tv

Love how's there's only a couple of 100 comments on the Clean and Tidy insta #MrsHinchIsOver

So Greedy was pictured with failed and reborn Ava May but Hinch couldn't be arsed

There’s a pic of them two

 

[Homebird44]

I genuinely could not imagine paying train fare, entrance fee and lunch money, to walk along a cleaning aisle in a supermarket. That's what that event was. You may come home with some freebies but it's not free when you add the other costs. A weekend full of grey home huns creaming their knickers over a scrub daddy. I'm ok thanks.

 

[AllieBee]

Meanwhile, down on Hinch not a Farm, they’ve gone crazy with their pumpkins

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Ah so this is what Fiddles and no knob got up to while Soph was out being a 'celebrity'

So bloody boring and the place looked empty, fancy spending your weekend wetting your knickers over a free cloff

I don't get it at all, it must have cost them loads in train fares and admission, to look at cleaning stuff? Fucks sake there are some boring people about