Mrs Hinch #584 Soph is grieving - I think not, in reality she’s buying bot after bot

[AllieBee]

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[Pollyanna263]

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Urban dictionary
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Foot reduction

How is @Andioooop so good at photoshop

 

[Danielle0120]

Funny bunch you lot

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

I've just looked at her 5 most recent "followers". Each one has an account with 15 pictures and each of the 15 pictures were uploaded on the same day and then nothing. Almost no interaction. I particularly like this one - such a good match (NOT) for a cleaning account. I can't decide if I am more cross with her for buying these fake accounts or Insta for not doing anything about removing them from their platform.


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Yes I noticed there was a common theme with the number ‘15’ the other day. She is very clearly buying these - how do companies not check this sort of information out prior to working with an influencer? Can they sue her at a later date having supplied them with fake numbers as a breach of contract?

 

[anniemouse]

Pregnancy probably. She needs to think of a new way to keep people interested in her.

Not even tossing her bingo counters in the air will get her the attention now

 

[Wikiwangocard]

Hinch needs to get her arse back pronto. While Sophie is lying about watching the Royal funeral in Malta and laughing at how cute and friendly the Maltese people are, her bestie is cornering the market on plastic Halloween tat and her new collection of " super snuggly comfy clothes that are acceptable to wear outside"

 

[Pollyanna263]

Where the duck is Mrs Hinch?
By Pollyanna


Where the duck is Mrs Hinch?
This is the longest thread.
Are the Hinchers missing her,
Or following Trollomon, instead?

We nusty trolls are enjoying
Chats amongst ourselves.
But however will the shoppers cope
Thinking for themselves?

Maybe the hens have flown the coop
While Mummaz was away?
Maybe the camels saw their chance
And decided not to stay?

Maybe Hennerz got a walk
With the OG Mrs Hinch?
As the ‘tend one had a holiday
While her huns all penny pinch.

It’s oh so quiet around here
When Sophie goes away.
We love it, so please don’t come back soon.

Us fat hens will be here, anyway.

 

[anniemouse]

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Why do people hate Mrs Hinch now?
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[AllieBee]

Where the duck is Mrs Hinch?
By Pollyanna


Where the duck is Mrs Hinch?
This is the longest thread.
Are the Hinchers missing her,
Or following Trollomon, instead?

We nusty trolls are enjoying
Chats amongst ourselves.
But however will the shoppers cope
Thinking for themselves?

Maybe the hens have flown the coop
While Mummaz was away?
Maybe the camels saw their chance
And decided not to stay?

Maybe Hennerz got a walk
With the OG Mrs Hinch?
As the ‘tend one had a holiday
While her huns all penny pinch.

It’s oh so quiet around here
When Sophie goes away.
We love it, so please don’t come back soon.

Us fat hens will be here, anyway.

Dunno why but the 'by Pollyanna' had me howling!!! Great pome Pols

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Where the duck is Mrs Hinch?
By Pollyanna


Where the duck is Mrs Hinch?
This is the longest thread.
Are the Hinchers missing her,
Or following Trollomon, instead?

We nusty trolls are enjoying
Chats amongst ourselves.
But however will the shoppers cope
Thinking for themselves?

Maybe the hens have flown the coop
While Mummaz was away?
Maybe the camels saw their chance
And decided not to stay?

Maybe Hennerz got a walk
With the OG Mrs Hinch?
As the ‘tend one had a holiday
While her huns all penny pinch.

It’s oh so quiet around here
When Sophie goes away.
We love it, so please don’t come back soon.

Us fat hens will be here, anyway.

Genius!!

 

[Pollyanna263]

How can I tell if chicken is cooked or raw?
Why do people hate Mrs Hinch now?
What is a narcissist?
How can you tell if your mum fancies your husband?

Chicken or onion identifier app

 

[chocolatestrawberry]

I can’t believe she’s MIA

 

[Blackdog]

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[AllieBee]

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[Pollyanna263]

Dunno why but the 'by Pollyanna' had me howling!!! Great pome Pols

Showing Hinchy how easy it is to show if you write something or not

 

[springheeledyeti]

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[Palms]

How to spell poignant.
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[Wize Owl]

Bloomin heck it’s quiet on the thread, no sign of the twats, think it’s time for Hennerz instead “It’s Oh So Quiet” (Volume needed, contains a swear) #mrshinchisover

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Hinch’s search history

Mrs Hinch
Tattle
Stacey Solomon
Sophie Rose Hinch
Tattle
Stacey loves Mrs Hinch
Sophie Hinchcliffe
Stacey & Mrs Hinch best friends
Sophie Hinchliffe
Tattle
Sophie Rose Hinchliffe
Hinch
Tattle
Malta fireworks

 

[LurkeyMcLurk]

How to lure alpacas into the house and other stupid things to do