Mrs Hinch #583 Bigfoot and the Solomons

[Zofloragirl]

She’s so deluded she probably thinks she’s nearly as famous as the Windsors so has taken the 10 days of mourning quite literally and won’t post she’s so thick I really do think she has done that Lmaoo

I was going to say, is the narcissist in her struggling with attention falling elsewhere.

 

[IrishCatlady]

Looks like a lot of the huns are silent at the moment. No shilling in respect of the Queen. Bet that's killing them.

Yes just like all the tv channels, no adverts leading upto the funeral

 

[Misssj80]

It won’t though, will it, because when she does come back she’ll claim it was some ‘time away with family’ and that it ‘didn’t feel right to post’ e.t.c and they’ll lap up what a wonderful respectful person Saint Sofa is

Ah yes this is true. I was thinking, at least a few of, her sheep had more intelligence than they do. She will come back will AD after AD after AD.

 

[HoratioHoohah]

I have visions of you wandering around Teschooooo, finding someone stocking up the shelves and saying “Excuse me, sorry to bother you, but can you point me in the direction of the Cuntalyptus range please?” They look at you like you have two heads, scratch their head and point you in the direction of the exit while attempting to call security

I would LOVE to do this. Will check my stock of fucks, and if they’re out I will.

 

[Swedish chef]

I don’t know what’s more tragic.

1) the fact this person is in a group called Zoflora Addicts

2) the fact they’ve got laundry products out on the train to take a picture of them.

3) the fact they can’t even get their idol’s name right. HINCHCLIFF. Absolutely nowhere near

It's a pick and mix of stupidity. I hadn't clocked that the photo was taken on the train

I was on my way to say the same. This is something I’ve really picked up on recently, whenever the kids do anything she’s 6ft away with a camera or tend working or something. He takes them to soft play and all that too. I mean it’s lovely for those boys to have a dad at home doing all that most families are working etc, I’m not saying he shouldn’t be doing it. But it irritates me that she does fuck all! Never does anything with those boys. If she does even then smallest thing she’s surrounded by her carers. It’s embarrassing.

Oh and I assume they had sausage rolls for dinner. (Nothing wrong with that for normal parents) but she has no excuse for their terrible diet. She’s home all day and has no money worries to make fresh meals from scratch.

I'm sorry me nusty troll, she doesn't have an oven to cook meals in, that oven is for ssssshining only.

 

[Baby its covid outside]

Was in HB earlier, had a whiff of cuntalyptus, it dosent smell of much, just a synthetic whiff ….like rose blunderland it’s very underwhelming.
The prices are shocking too.
Good one Hinch

I actually like eucalyptus but i’m not buying something with her name or face on it!

 

[Swedish chef]

She looks like The Hunchback of Notre-Dame sat there. I'd say she'd have the name The Hinchback of Maldon-Dame though.


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Very tired and read that has Hunchcock or the Huncox of Notafarm

 

[Swedish chef]

What the actual fuck is this?! Seen on Twitter

inspired By Hinch Farm.

Is this an oxymoron? How are any of these items inspired by Notafarm? There is no tend boot room, vulva driveway, utility journey or Coronation Street cobbles. Not even a hint of shit in the hallway, baffling.

Royroyiiiii, Rodger, Ranbir looking has unhinged as The Hunch. Sorry to any nusty trollllllllllll that just lurvessss the laramassssssss, but no. (And I'm not sorry)

 

[Swedish chef]

All those question marks and the green and her fake expressions reminded me of this

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(Stolen from the Mario thread ma lovelies)

If ya don't know, get to know, shine bright, that's me away to stay in ma own lane.

I thought he shouted 'Babe' because as a Mini Farmer he knows pig is the main ingredient in a sausage roll? No?

Just waiting on Lenor to grab the other jug and Inch's loife work will be complete. Go on, Get in there lad.

 

[Gennie19]

This is an interesting read

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[springheeledyeti]

World suicide prevention day 2022, today, September 10th, has been totally fucking swept under the rug this year due to more important news so it seems.
Hinch hasn't even shared anything. No numbers. No websites. No links. She's a big page. She could of spent 5 minutes of her day sharing some links that could and probably would save the life of even one person.
Why not? Not many influencers have because the media is flooded with one thing only and more important things like mental health are getting ignored and I'm absolutely disgusted.

There's depression threads on here. I'm not part of them but I know they're there and I'm sure they're so unbelievably supportive.

I just needed to say something because we are a tight knit group on this thread, I want YOU reading this, if you're suffering, if you're having thoughts, if you don't have support, things will be OK. There's help out there. Please seek it. You're loved. You matter, your pain matters, your story matters, YOU matter. ALL of it MATTERS.

Great post! Wooo hooo oo

Sopha doesn’t give a fuck unless she can grift from it.

 

[Pipyspops15]

She will be flying this week as cousin wedding is next weekend

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

Is it glean or whoever them wankera are that manage her and horse face? If so they’ve probably just told them to stfu for a week, that’s my other theory

 

[Newcastle 101]

Sounds and looks like it smells like a migraine.
It's a no from me, Soph, hun.

Just like Soph then?

 

[cottagecakes]

See Nayworth cottage has been down the local home bargains and tescos today. Loads of reduced hinch cushions in Tesco and HB’s shelves full of the new ‘scent’ doesn’t say much for hinch when Maldon is her home town all the best

 

[Upyourshinch]

Interesting. Off for a snoop.

Just had a quick look at the account, Hinch and greedy follow her . She's got a few grid posts wearing the shitty lounge wear. Can't work out why she would comment saying that but I'm sure you'll be on it and work it out .

 

[Upyourshinch]

Mad ramblings from a hun who should not be allowed access to social media without adequate supervision

I agree now I've looked further, Hinch has hot to think to herself wtf are these twats going on about .

 

[Oldcat]

I agree. I did follow but I quickly unfollowed, I found it weird. She just talks about her grandkids, and Hinch!

Me too I also found it slightly hypocritical that she puts her Grandchild all over her account when she doesn't know anything about the new followers

 

[springheeledyeti]

I thought she'd be all over HM The Queen's death tbh. Soph usually loves jumping on the grief wagon.

Commenting on all the Royals Instagram accounts and making it about herself!

 

[IrishCatlady]

This is an interesting read

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But yet she keeps her account and big companies fawn over her