Mrs Hinch #579 Brags & Ads, Brags & Ads. 1 a penny 2 a penny Brags & Ads
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Dry old Saint Sopha has been a busy girl this week. Someone at Gleam has given her a kick up the bumbuminnit and we've been blessed with not one, but two reels in two days, and other content too!!!
Tuesday was the first of a busy few days in the Hunch Crem, as Billy and his nameless assistant (henceforth known as Sally because it rhymes) popped round to
catch salmonella style some Tescho crap in the Frankie&Bennies booth. A table too big for the booth was laden with copious amounts of tat and decor and Dogpie was so full of Oh My God how has this happened to little ol' me
(well we know how don't we though?)
Billy and Sally were left unimpressed, however, when RoyRodRay #1
was tempted in wandered in of his own accord to sniff and rub against the worktop and food.
Hunch thought this was totes hilare until she realised Billy and Sally were laughing out of pure shock and disgust and
not because it was totes hilare and oh so quirky. It's all okay though, so she says.
We had a bathroom styling story which was a bit shit really. Only thing of note is how she proved that she just picks tat up without realising what it's for - leading to her styling a bathroom tray with a scrubbing brush.
Wednesday was the quietest day, just a tasteless quote from Dame Deborah James, her unread (probably freebie) book shtyled in a tray on the windowsill. And the wooly wankers munching away on a toxic plant.
Dirty deleted at some point overnight.
On Thursday, Mrs Hinch™ was back. Kicking off the day by throwing a tub of Garnier down the sink, she's never finished a whole tub before guyshhh but this was just too good a price for the ad!
She fired off a quick question to herself so she can prove the chooks are still alive and pecking. Just about.
Every bit of cleaning she has done by herself in the past 6 months was edited onto one reel. All the favourite cleaning products were there, but it wasn't an ad guysh, she just likes using those products (made by the people who pay her to advertise and even give them to her for free).
The absolute highlight of the reel was the wine/tequila rose/Ribena vomit stain on the shezza longa (now located at Maldon tip). Grim.
A final shot of Ron sitting on their industrial mower built for playing fields and parks, not actually-less-than-1 acre lawns. Bragging? Sophie? Get a loife hunnayyy.
And finally on Friday morning, she was up and online with another glorious reel.
Yes, despite not having read Tattle since the foundations for the Great Wall of China were dug, she felt the need to address just about everything we have discussed on here in the past hundred or so threads.
- she gets up at 6am, I'm fank you.
- she does clean out and feed the chooks and alpacas. Take that nusty trolls.
- she does feed the boys stuff that isn't waffles and slop. Cor blimey, she's really showed us with the toast and bananas. Close the thread down!
- she does need a tray full of #gifted #myownrange mugs for all the tea she now apparently drinks. In your face, you fat thriated hens.
- the ladder desk is still there and she does use it. So fuck off trolls and be kond.
AND she does all that in the rain. That's right, she's a proper fucking farmer now!
Just time to show a sad, lifeless bathroom transform into a sad, lifeless bathroom before the thread closed.
Saint Sophie Rose of Maldonia needs to stop letting livestock into the house.
Jimbobs hands are too manicured. And small.
Freda and Al must have ridden off into the sunset on the red mower.
Alpacas do not belong in kitchens.
Report her to the ASA for not declaring ads:
https://www.asa.org.uk/make-a-complaint.html
Read the wonderful thread 500:
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths Mrs Hinch - or Sophie Hinchliffe - is without doubt the most talked about person here on Tattle Life. She has twice as many threads as the next highest person. Contrary to what she, or other...
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as Mrs Hinch, but unless Lennie has also got the runs (and then why are you at lunch?!), a nappy explosion is pretty unlikely as a toddler?
Cooking
Absolutely Clueless.
