nope, nor star gates….
Mrs Hinch #573 Moving house, but what's the hurry? Time to stop for a secret McFlurry.
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Wonder are there any locks on the cupboards in the kitchen (ahem) American Diner
Hilarious her own Mum’s just dropped her slow motion pre recorded move under a bus 
I’ve just seen all the Stacey “top and toe” guff . Surely we need a visual of that size five futz in trollomans face
. Surely we need a visual of that size five futz in trollomans face
Bed SIDE table? By the SIDE of Stacey? Does she know what SIDE actually means?
Blimey she was replying to that 4 hours ago, early morning!I’ve just seen all the Stacey “top and toe” guff
Another example of the famous Hinch-Barker double spaced comma in a sentence, such a give away when they’re writing fake postsHilarious her own Mum’s just dropped her slow motion pre recorded move under a bus
we need more tea please This really made me giggle. According to our Soph, by the side means anywhere in a six mile radius.
She's not actually put any child safety features in that house has she?! Literally nothing! 3 wild LARGE animals roaming around inside and she doesn't even have stair gates, let alone slam-stoppers, rubber corners and everything else! Usually I just laugh at how pathetic she is but that is just bleeping selfish, her children never come first, she'd rather put them in danger just to have a nicer looking house.. and it still looks tit!
These crazy twats have bleeping issues! It’s embarrassing
It can’t be real? She must be paying them
Just catching up on the end of last nights thread absolutely howling, you’re some funny fuckers. Knew the thread would go off when she starting revealing the shitshow that is Fuckwit Farm, buckle up guyssssch, there’s still the ‘piano room’, Sophs tend office, Sophs playroom blesserart, poor Leonard’s no doubt hideous room and about 5 bathrooms?! Have I missed anything? Nothing in the house for you Jimbob, sorry mate, all the vest 
The bedroom makes no sense. There's too many conflicting styles/themes going on in there. Nothing matches an nothing flows. All that money she could have made it gorgeous.
But they haven’t moved in Fiddle so how is it lived in?Old Fiddle is a bit salty tonight! How dare they call Hinch Farm a show home - it’s very much lived in doncha know. Probably since June or 2017, who knows with Hinch…Wibbly wobbly time-y wimey stuff & all that
Thing is, because of the 2 big panels behind the bed, even if she did move the bed to be central with the light then the panels would still be out and vice versa. She's fucked up. Sophie small brain strikes again
The bed is not central either...To be honest I really don't think she suits this sort of style whatsoever. It isn't her at all. I just find it so out of character for her.I just don't get what she's trying to do with the style of the rooms, they are all very bizarre and mish mash.
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I agree though not her style at all. She's going all medieval on us! 
Those god awful plastic spray bottles she decants things into with the illegible writing on them make me cringe, they are so cheap and nasty looking. Such a waste and bad for the environment, not even glass or recycled plastic i bet 
do we think the breathe cushions are there (x2 wtf?!) to remind sophie to breathe twice for the whole timejanine is flumping on top of her … (phrase stolen from another nusty troll from ages ago,the phrase flumping now makes me cackle at least once a weekThe bed is not central either...
Bingo to whoever mentioned she hasn’t shown any Zoflora in 429 years
So when she needs to turn the bedside lamp out she needs to get out of bed to reach it? How will she reach her Appletiser from the bed? This room is just so bland and lacking in any personality, it’s just like a hotel room.To be honest I really don't think she suits this sort of style whatsoever. It isn't her at all. I just find it so out of character for her.
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Some of them are actually thanking her for being a bragging witch letting them be part of her journey. Can these dipshits not see how patronising she is
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