Mrs Hinch #572 It takes 97 Tattle threads for Hinch to move house

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Nice to see Al's hard work went to good use... Let's just dump the hay bale in front of the feeder... No wonder he left without a trace!
Wonder if it was actually too high for them to use..surely weepy could saw a few inches off the legs. They obviously can't get the hay out hence why it's dumped on the ground
 
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1. That bedroom is shit. She could have done so much with that huge bedroom and she's just made it so shit

2. FIDDLE giving sopha away there by saying the tend farm is lived in...but they haven't been living there? Caught out. Fiddle will be in bad books.
 
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That bedroom. Just ew. Light is giving me Game of Thrones, the carpet is the wrong tone for the walls and the bed is like an awkward 50 shades of grey reference. The colour reminds me of my aunt’s bedroom where she loved a few cigs before bed.
 
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Hinch farm
Hinch HQ
Henry Hinch
Mr Hinch
Grandma and grandpa Hinch
Ronnie Hinch
Hinch bench
Hinch bros
Mini Hinch
Baby Hinch
Show home that must be set up for the Hinch brand

They have no boundary dividing the 'Hinch brand' from their family life.
 
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Whyyyy does she think her house is a bloody Farm?! Because she came off her meds one evening and ordered 3 alpacas and some hens off Wish?! Because she has an overweight chicken strip dog who has his own bedroom and cowboy hat? Because she paid someone to PAINT a Farm onto the walls inside?

Lock her up, she's batty
 
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T’was the night of the move, all dressed in a hurry
Nah just kidding, Hinch went for a Mcflurry
 
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The whole family is thick as alpaca shit
 
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She is so famous so she will have to keep the kids safely locked up in Hinch farm what with paparazzi constantly flying over there could also be folk driving past dreaming of owning her Hinch home farm.
She will be hiring bodyguards next to keep them safe but in truth she doesn’t want anyone taking candid shots or her son talking without mummy to prompt him and edit , only the Hinch brand are allowed to exploit babies
 
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Someone asked how she turns the lights off without getting out of bed, then some clever fick sheep answers Remote. Well where does she put the remote then. They're all thick as mince
 
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Wonder if it was actually too high for them to use..surely weepy could saw a few inches off the legs. They obviously can't get the hay out hence why it's dumped on the ground
He's far too busy working on quotes for the next range.
 
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