Mrs Hinch #571 Alpacas doing the dishes, by Solomon's side she wishes
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97 threads, 13 weeks, a million undeclared ads later could she finally be moving this week?
Sunday was a quiet day.
She only had time to:
- clean the kitchen cupboards
- move Kieth the Lief to the not-a-farm. Doesn't matter that he's above the oven as she doesn't cook anyway.
- sneak brag about the Smeg oven
- brag about how she can't wait to fill her massive fridge freezer
- be tagged in Trollomans bridesmaid photos. Highlighting her bad hair, size 5s, natural non-filter face, and how she was clearly a tag on to even the numbers out.
- lure the alpacas into the house and disregard her husband's (very sensible and switched on) wishes
- apparently visit IKEA after it's posted closing time, even though she was tagged in a fan photo from a few days ago.
- buy more impulse crap that she doesn't need at IKEA, including adisplay rack for Jimbobs bollocks mobile phone holder.
- clean the kitchen cupboards again at 11pm, still wearing her sunnies.
I say it was a quiet day because 90% of the above didn't even happen on Sunday.
She was up bright and early at 6:20am (apparently, despite not posting for another 40 minutes) with a stinky dog in the bed. How is she a parent of two littles yet never wakes to them all over the bed?
The vulva resin was delivered and little old Soph got to help out with mixing and laying it. Which would have been perfectly believable if we hadn't already seen photos from the Facebook page of one of the contractors, posted last week.
Being caught out in lies today has obviously forced her go radio silence as she clawed her neck in the dog bed, or alpaca shed if they're mid-move still.
Janine is Sophie's husband and is known for lurking creepily in doorways and for the well known utterance "blesserart"
Fiddle is Sophie's mum who laaaarves a bit of Janine and also keeps vulva resin in her pink silk purse, just in case.
Weeping Al, also known as Gepetto, is still AWOL and we might need to send a search and rescue party to the workshop.
Woolly wankers continue to be an accident waiting to happen.
FatDog still looks miserable and in need of stimulation
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Read thread 500 for a lovely list of her lies
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Some amazing thread suggestions in the last thread, very close between the top two but @Sausage90 just won it!
The voters (and lurkers) have spoken and we'll now be taking suggestions from anywhere in the thread for the time being.
Mark your suggestions with "thread suggestion" please, keep them short and sweet with no swears! And lurkers....please post and join us nusty hens!!
97 threads, 13 weeks, a million undeclared ads later could she finally be moving this week?
Sunday was a quiet day.
She only had time to:
- clean the kitchen cupboards
- move Kieth the Lief to the not-a-farm. Doesn't matter that he's above the oven as she doesn't cook anyway.
- sneak brag about the Smeg oven
- brag about how she can't wait to fill her massive fridge freezer
- be tagged in Trollomans bridesmaid photos. Highlighting her bad hair, size 5s, natural non-filter face, and how she was clearly a tag on to even the numbers out.
- lure the alpacas into the house and disregard her husband's (very sensible and switched on) wishes
- apparently visit IKEA after it's posted closing time, even though she was tagged in a fan photo from a few days ago.
- buy more impulse crap that she doesn't need at IKEA, including a
- clean the kitchen cupboards again at 11pm, still wearing her sunnies.
I say it was a quiet day because 90% of the above didn't even happen on Sunday.
She was up bright and early at 6:20am (apparently, despite not posting for another 40 minutes) with a stinky dog in the bed. How is she a parent of two littles yet never wakes to them all over the bed?
The vulva resin was delivered and little old Soph got to help out with mixing and laying it. Which would have been perfectly believable if we hadn't already seen photos from the Facebook page of one of the contractors, posted last week.
Being caught out in lies today has obviously forced her go radio silence as she clawed her neck in the dog bed, or alpaca shed if they're mid-move still.
Janine is Sophie's husband and is known for lurking creepily in doorways and for the well known utterance "blesserart"
Fiddle is Sophie's mum who laaaarves a bit of Janine and also keeps vulva resin in her pink silk purse, just in case.
Weeping Al, also known as Gepetto, is still AWOL and we might need to send a search and rescue party to the workshop.
Woolly wankers continue to be an accident waiting to happen.
FatDog still looks miserable and in need of stimulation
Report undeclared ads here: https://www.asa.org.uk/make-a-complaint.html
Read thread 500 for a lovely list of her lies
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths Mrs Hinch - or Sophie Hinchliffe - is without doubt the most talked about person here on Tattle Life. She has twice as many threads as the next highest person. Contrary to what she, or other...
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