Mrs Hinch #571 Alpacas doing the dishes, by Solomon's side she wishes

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I can’t imagine she makes her own calls it’s spot on but would start “Hello this is Freda fiddle fingers the mother of saint Sophie Rose of maldon”
 
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Tenner says she does a quick finger click at Tend Farm and all the shites in place.
 
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Wonder if the lazy, disorganised mare suddenly had a realisation of "oh shit we're moving, I want to post photos but I haven't done the driveway post yet ffs, better get that done quickly. No one will notice, they're all thick as shit shoppers any way"
 
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Then the guy over a dinner of spaghetti hoop pie tells his wife about the neck of this bint asking him for a freebie today and assuming he knew who she was.
The wife, a hun offers up “ oh babes you have to do it, you DO know who she is. I got her book for Christmas and remember I’ve got 75 bottles of Zoflora in the cupboard because I wanted a narnia like hers”
 
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Let’s assume we’re in for the inevitable 7pm “We’ve (fucking finally) moved!” post…

How will it compare to the Jan 1st “We’re moving (eventually)” post

One of you nusty hens must have the numbers to compare

Surely even the sheep must think that’s a bloody long time to move in?
 
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*goes off to screenshot the likes on that post now*

She’s hid them
 
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Right dogpie - don’t start your shite tonight. I’m at work to 10pm, and I can’t catch up with this thread when you start with all your fuck ups

Im fank yooou
 
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MHMMDI - post deleted. That poor lady, shot down when so many actually agree with her.
 
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Id still be nervous having that heavy van on it so soon. I would have moved first and drive done after. But who am I to know better
They probably did. Her timeline is so fucked up even she doesn't know what day is what!
 
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Just seen this on Facebook. Couldn’t agree more!
 
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