Mrs Hinch #571 Alpacas doing the dishes, by Solomon's side she wishes

[IrishCatlady]

Fingers crossed it is the last of the Tesco tat. What's that now, 2 years? Surely thats got to be it or if not more fool Tesco

Yes a 2 year contract sounds fair, let’s hope so

 

[Yellowdoor44]

Still trying to work things out???? It’s a washer and dryer in a utility room not fucking Alan Turing’s code-breaking Enigma machine!

Absolutely crying haaaaaahahaha.

 

[Bizziebody]

No one would ask this bloody question


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It's brought my babies home, you dumbo.

 

[Upyourshinch]

I really hope Hunch gets a chicken house like this one! I love it.

I doubt it but just for you I hope she does too

 

[Fatima1234]

She looks terrifying in that first photo and they both look jaundiced in the 2nd!


This stuff has to be a joke?

Surely it’s a joke. No one would buy this

 

[anniemouse]

Some gift ideas incase anybody is looking for any! Because buying tat with 'Hinch' scrawled on it isn't bad enough View attachment 1484787View attachment 1484788View attachment 1484789View attachment 1484790View attachment 1484792View attachment 1484793View attachment 1484794View attachment 1484795View attachment 1484796

Don’t be giving her ideas for her next collection now

 

[kttttttttt]

Can someone explain this pls is she letting someone live in her old house for free?

 

[Nicnak21]

Hennerz Hopelessly Devoted….. to the grungy Greyskull sofa (Volume needed) I feel very sad today as my lovely auntie Sandra passed away yesterday 🥲 As did Dame Olivia Newton-John 🥲 She was someone I hugely admired. I feel lucky to have played Sandy in our Uni production of Grease. Olivia will always be the best Sandra Dee, forever I thought it fitting Hennerz should sing some Sandy Not my best but 🥲🥲🥲
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This thread is a goldmine. Back when ‘the teetotal, reformed gambler, David Seaman of the Team’ had two Cs in his surname.

Is their surname Hinchcliffe or Hinchliffe

I always thought it was Hinchliffe then just yesterday discovered I seen somewhere it said Hinchliffe but this clip says Hinchcliffe

 

[Pumpkins1506]

@khole i missed your post earlier - spill the tea!

She has the hens and got them last week! I can’t say how I know this without compromising myself but I have seen physical evidence! Let’s see how long it takes for the pre-records to come out! I’m thinking it’ll be another week

I replied to this poster earlier. The BHWT adoption date nearest to here (Great Totham,literally 5 minutes from not-a-farm) is the 14th August. So unless she's driven over an hour for them I'm really sceptical.

 

[Chicken89]

On ig they said photos of the intended coop. Did Soph just take a photo off the Internet as she only bought the coop last weekend or the weekend before?

You nusty hen, the photos would have been from Pinterest I'm fank youuuuu

 

[Pinky_snuff]

well obviously

So sorry my stupid phone bailed on me ,I was supposed to have typed because her heating is on all day

 

[Burnsy62]

Will she actually say who’s moving into her house

 

[IrishCatlady]

I don't know the average going rate for tend farms in Maldon, but since Hinch bought it, the value has increased 1.5 %

 

[ilovepizza21]

Is she got a glass if tequila rose

Need to spell check b4 I post sorry trolllsss I'm in the gym too.

 

[springheeledyeti]

She’ll definitely get ear wigs as well tbey hide in the doorway of my rabbits hutch sometimes and they always come back after a few weeks , no matter how much I clean them out … they love the left over food apparently so she’ll defo get them in the chicken coop. They aren’t nice looking either so can’t imagine she’ll like them

But Earth mother Soph loves animals, it’s why she had to get a fake farm

 

[Twinsinnit]

I dip in and out of tattle purely for tea when I’m bored, so please if anyone knows who’s moving into the old house please enlighten me! I thought it was going to be her sister or her mum but now I have absolutely no idea!

 

[IrishCatlady]

Have they?? What have I missed?

According to a few tea ladies , yes, makes sense with mini hinch Being a one off aswell

 

[Noseydi]

Thanks just found it, I stand corrected. There was rumours he had a previous child but no evidence on thst

Yes I read that he had a daughter , but no proof

 

[Chicken89]

Can’t find the nusty trolls thing but this may help with our other use of words like cruncky, thriats, scuffing etc.
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Fuck it, her washing machine makes the same noise as mine. She must have copied me! Although we don't call it 'cute', we shout at it to shut up cos it seems to go on forever!

You can turn it off one of the first things I did with mine!

 

[Jeni_from_the_block]

That's astro. Too green and neat to be real.

I did wonder