Mrs Hinch #571 Alpacas doing the dishes, by Solomon's side she wishes

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She has the hens and got them last week! I can’t say how I know this without compromising myself but I have seen physical evidence! Let’s see how long it takes for the pre-records to come out! I’m thinking it’ll be another week
 
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She has the hens and got them last week! I can’t say how I know this without compromising myself but I have seen physical evidence! Let’s see how long it takes for the pre-records to come out! I’m thinking it’ll be another week
Goooo onnnn give us the tea!
 
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The Hinch hens are here and already laying hunnays. I can't believe it. I love it guyyyysch.



For anyone wondering wtf I'm on about - she said raw chicken was red onion in one of her "recipes".
 
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Defo asking herself the questions.

Her sisters moved in. Boring. Who gives a shiny shit really. She's been gone a day and she's already round there. That's how fucking sad and controlling she is.

Excited for hens that she should not be getting and it still makes me so angry. One of their names will be Penny, obvious

I don't know how having a utility is so life changing and how she's still getting her head round it is actually concerning. My utility is such a handy thing, but it's not life changing, it's just off my kitchen, it's not another house, it's literally nothing but a room for your washer and dryer. I don't understand why she's wetting her nickers over it, she needs to get properly laid by her fella

I absolutely love how she's put the writing over the waSCCCHing machine so we can't call her out for not doing the 30 degree wash she lies about for an AD.

The heat is making me stroppy, soz tattlers
 
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Won't be long before the fat mutt has to sleep down stairs because he won't be able to make it up the stairs to his boudoir.
 
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Thread title suggestion.

Here’s the story of Bragamory, lies, brags, ads and repeat. Filter the life out of everything, keep the money rolling in from the sheep.
 
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Curious as I've only ever seen it on this thread, why does everyone say 'nusty' trolls all the time? Does she use that word?
Can’t find the nusty trolls thing but this may help with our other use of words like cruncky, thriats, scuffing etc.
 
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Ooh quite a few bingos in there for you
 
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Fuck it, her washing machine makes the same noise as mine. She must have copied me! Although we don't call it 'cute', we shout at it to shut up cos it seems to go on forever!
 
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Yes it was the series, about the fbi air hostess, flight plan or something
 
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Yeah just the same way she promised to take everyone with her on the ‘journey’ and show the renovations which just became before and after pictures, she cant even bother to show people what crap she bought from ikea which would take a grand total of 5 minutes so I don’t see her filming all her shit being unpacked, which is what the tragic people who follow her want to see, I mean even we know that, she really is terrible at her job and utterly bone idle!
 
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I await patiently
 
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She has the hens and got them last week! I can’t say how I know this without compromising myself but I have seen physical evidence! Let’s see how long it takes for the pre-records to come out! I’m thinking it’ll be another week
I wonder if that means she moved ages ago and the driveway did go down after the moving trucks or she’s left the hens their own their own to fend for themselves with the alpacas…
 
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