Mrs Hinch #559 not content with pulling the rug over the sheep's eyes, she's gone for the whole gifted carpet

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I think there is an official dining room, but it's barely been mentioned. Didn't she get some chairs off facebook to destroy with her upcycling Hinch an eon ago?
Yes she planned to soak the wicker seats overnight so they've likely dissolved and are languishing at Maldon tip.
 
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Am I missing something with these fruit ice cubes? Is the fruit purely for aesthetic reasons because surely it wouldn't make much of a difference in flavour to the water?
Also, instead of using slices of orange she’s used satsuma segments still in the skin, so even when the ice cube melts that tiny little bit of orange won’t taste like fuck all
 
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Yes she planned to soak the wicker seats overnight so they've likely dissolved and are languishing at Maldon tip.
I wonder if, when looking for a Tend Farm, the Hinches centred their Rightmove search around the postcode for Maldon tip.
 
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What child wants a brand new pair of trainers sitting on top of their box in their room?! Hinchy, they’re not decorative items. I bet he’d love to put on his snazzy new shoes and run about in them, poor soul.
 
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Pulling up carpets after the “flood” (was it Al’s tears?) must have been the first hint-hint to Carpetright
 
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I hope there ends up being a comment on her belt but I doubt it
think they have taken the comments off and can’t comment now
 
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Has she mentioned Ronnies room recently? I don’t understand how they keep a kid of his age out of it, has he been kept downstairs when they “visit” ? Or do we think he’s seen it and it bombed (sensory overload, animal farm induced terror)?
 
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I thought you had posted an image as a pisstake, it’s an ad for Rare & Exceptional “Pieces”
 
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Pulling up carpets after the “flood” (was it Al’s tears?) must have been the first hint-hint to Carpetright
Yes, she must have been putting the feelers out for a freebie carpet with her grabby claw hands
 
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Are the marketing team at b&m a bit thick it’s a budget store and they work with someone who currently throws money around like it’s nothing in a cost of living crisis and literally produces a carbon footprint the size of 1000 Concordes?!
Of course it wasn’t going to go down well
 
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I think the lackeys at Gleam will do all that, she just has to turn up and watch PowerPoints of the shit she’s slapping her name on and say everything’s amazing
I agree with that lady’s comment, I bloody love Nancy! I bought her books ( that she actually wrote!)
 
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Its going to be a tight squeeze getting everyone sitting around this monstrosity for Christmas dinner.
Fat Henners might have to miss out on his turkey. Has she not shown an official dining room yet?
It’s the room that flooded, I think.
That terrible, terrible flood that led to the entire house having to be recarpeted! They even had under floor heating fitted to make sure it dried out properly.
 
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There’s a IG interior’s page I follow that’s just done a Q&A on their story about things they hate basically slating everything hinch. Her decor, fake plants and even her!
 
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Amazon subscribe and save hunnayyyy
 
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How uncomfortable with that ledge sticking g in your back and if the kids rock back they could craCk their heads
Also, what a ball ache if you sit down for dinner and someone needs the loo! You either have to get everyone up to let them out or they have to crawl under the table. It’s a no from me!
 
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This made me giggle! Mr D had these undies when I met him in the 70’s . In orange too! They stuck in my brain as they were so awful! Seeing them brought back so many memories of them lying on my uni room floor!! That’s made my day along with B&M comments!!
 

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Also, what a ball ache if you sit down for dinner and someone needs the loo! You either have to get everyone up to let them out or they have to crawl under the table. It’s a no from me!
Especially with the regularity in which everyone shits themselves in that house 🫢
 
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