Mrs Hinch #559 not content with pulling the rug over the sheep's eyes, she's gone for the whole gifted carpet

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Whenthelightsturntostars

Probably takes so long because she trips over her size 5 footz so much
 
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Mum of two

Hunch you made ice cubes with fruit.
Clevah girl!
In the next episode of helping mammaz your child (or 32 year old) can learn how to butter bread.
Ffs
 
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Chicken89

That song on the latest story "I've only got one thing on my mind", erm yes we know that

Double egg chair my arse! Actually my arse would only just fit in that crap thing and if mr cockerel (see what I did there ) tried to get in with me it was snap not a bad thing though I don't even like sitting next to him on the sofa #needmyspace
 
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Rach8456

Actually in fits at her wiping over already clean surfaces and pretending she’s cleaning Made a whole fucking job out of that carry on hasnt she! She couldn’t clean her own arse!
 
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Chicken89

thatsnotstrictlytrue said:
Mummaz said her footzz are size 5 so they areshe sounds like fucking Forrest Gump with the constant ‘mum said’
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I'm certainly not judging her on the size, for god's sake I'm a size 8 but have wide feet so most of the time need a size 9! I swear shoes have shrunk but I'm not embarrassed by it, I used to be when I was at school and had to have horrible clodhoppers due to having bigger feet but I really don't care now! I just don't understand why someone would lie about it
 
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thatsnotstrictlytrue

SameI’m size 8 and quite frankly don’t care,but never would I lie about it either
 
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Chicken89

springheeledyeti said:
same the 90s weren’t kond kind to those of us with bigger footzzzzz but it’s not a problem now
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Defo not, I hated it when I'd have to go and choose school shoes mum and dad old fashioned as well so no chance of anything remotely trendy! Just like when they'd dress me in a duffle coat that literally went down to my ankles in the winter I had no bloody chance as a kid
 
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Andioooop

I hope my photoshops don’t offend anyone with big feet. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with them. I only do it to remind her she is definitely not a size 5, the lies she tells are fucking ridiculous x
 
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Newcastle 101

Tootle Pip Wiz said:
Pantry? It's a glorified cramped cubby hole love. Fatdogslim couldn't even squat for a shit in that.
And that sticker looks tacky as fuck. The fact she even needs a sticker to show what that corner is speaks volumes.



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It just reminds me of the booths that used to be in record shops, I'm not quite that old, but I have seen them on films
 
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