I feel like Hinch will have made her excuses a long time ago unless she’s allowed to bring fiddle as a chaperone. I can’t imagine her going away with a group of women she doesn’t know. Shes getting more socially awkward by the day and flat out refuses to do anything outside her comfort zone or without an entourage round her.
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Oh..... another fantastic one.
(Volume needed)This actually makes me really like Hennerz! I feel like want to re-home him
A wine and crisps themed room sounds great!!
And she calls that work? Haha
I hope she does go on the hen do, I could do with a bloody good laugh
Non red nails!!!!From thread #214 credit to @Inchhighprivateeye ... Mummaz tips for chauffeur driven journeys
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Oh my god this has me dying!!
glad I was sat on the loo when I watched it if not I’d of pee’d myself laughing 
No. It’s off the utility room.
Wonder if she is pregnant and this is her excuse. But she can still go if she was true friend of Stacey's as stacey only drinks tea and diet coke apparently. She really emphasises her and Joe apparently don't drink
Surely she can’t go on the hen do having made a big deal this morning about getting back into the swing of work after two weeks off. Does one lunchtime meeting and then goes off for a hen do for 3-4 days? That really would be the ultimate in tone deaf to all her followers who have real jobs.
She didn’t go on the one last year that became Rose’s baby shower.
She didn’t go on the one last year that became Rose’s baby shower.
Even that “thought” of hers is stolen.
Doesn’t her pretend bestie have a TV show doing just that?
Again she’s stuck a load of tit all over the wall though with the palleting and will damage the wall underneath to change it! She’s bloody mental. It won’t be ‘fashionable’ forever
Must have Hinch Inchperasshional "Time Piecsssh" 
Just been pondering to myself, what if one of the OG insider trolls @fannysjohnny / @Spacedman is actually Trolloman 
I mean probably not, but it's fun to imagine 
I mean probably not, but it's fun to imagine Maybe she’s hoping it does go out of fashion in time to get Bradders back round to plaster over the brick shits.
The leopard print, old leather wallet tan and red nails are so garish. It gives me serious brass vibes. Maybe it’s for Bradders?
What do I think of the playroom? My first thought…. How the hell is that house STILL not finished?!?! 
Miles away from the living room
As much as I'd love her to go on the hen do, for the candid 'background photos' that she wouldn't be able to control, I don't think she'll be there.
She will say she's:-
Too 'busy'.
Too 'shy'.
Too 'anxious'.
Too 'worried about leaving all my boys'
She will make her excuses on any forthcoming Stacey grid posts whilst declaring her undying love for her.
"Oh Stace, you deserve everything and I LOVE YOU! You're so amazing and look beautiful and did I mention that I REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU?"
She will say she's:-
Too 'busy'.
Too 'shy'.
Too 'anxious'.
Too 'worried about leaving all my boys'
She will make her excuses on any forthcoming Stacey grid posts whilst declaring her undying love for her.
"Oh Stace, you deserve everything and I LOVE YOU! You're so amazing and look beautiful and did I mention that I REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU?"
SS doesn’t live in Maldon, the OG doesJust been pondering to myself, what if one of the OG insider trolls @fannysjohnny / @Spacedman is actually Trolloman
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