Mrs Hinch #546 Forget oblivion, she’s oblivious

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Swedish chef

byronic said:
Bet she’s having flashbacks to that fateful “solo” day trip to the funfair with the boys
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I do beg your pardon, it was a tend solo trip, to a fair where Ronni E Bless him, did absolutely not say 'i say Mother, would you take a look at that Chap over there, he appears to be wearing a cloth hat and is eating paper, absolutely baffling' p.s pisstake on Hunch and her bullshit, absolutely not directed at Ronnie, who is gorgeous and deserves better.
 
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☆MagicRoundabout☆

Swedish chef said:
Needs a trigger warning *teenytinyacronmanz*
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Such beady looking pervy eyes he has!
Wouldn't look out of place at dussschk in a secluded car park known to the cops! "Oii oii ... dogger's deeelight right 'ere in the Raaange Rovaaah if ya faaancy some acorn rubbing! Da wife fiiinks I'm at church!" *chortle* as the fat cunt bursts out of his waistcoat!
 
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IrishCatlady

Chardonnay said:
So, she’s clearly in bed eating cake for breakfast and Lenni e is playing with Nanny’s phone on charge next to her. I have so many questions but it’s sooooo weird.
Is Sticky fingers sharing the same room/bed??
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Exactly what I thought, why is nanny in her room/bed
 
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Swedish chef

Your day sounds great, what wonderful memories. It's always the days that don't go quite as planned that are the ones that kids reflect on. Xxx
 
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Swedish chef

remote_hummingbird said:
He picked up a phone guyssssssssssssch
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He's practically an influencer now

Tattle on fire ATM. Having an absolute wheezing fit, you nusty fat hens. I really love you guzzzzzzzshhhhh Now someone pass me my inhaler, not the one in the pink silk purse the other one.
 
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☆MagicRoundabout☆

Swedish chef said:
He's practically an influencer now


Tattle on fire ATM. Having an absolute wheezing fit, you nusty fat hens. I really love you guzzzzzzzshhhhh Now someone pass me my inhaler, not the one in the pink silk purse the other one.
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Me too! Let's all wheeeeze togevvver crussshty nussshty hens and feel the laaave in da room!
I've had to ssschplassh my face with cold water, red from laughing! Xx
 
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daffodilgirl

She has a lovely white flowy top on, leggings and them manky trainers.

Why not wear white sandals? Black sandals?

Even white converse?. Anything but them manky things. Sorry but they’re horrible.
 
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ilovepizza21

daffodilgirl said:
She has a lovely white flowy top on, leggings and them manky trainers.

Why not wear white sandals? Black sandals?

Even white converse?. Anything but them manky things. Sorry but they’re horrible.
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She really has no fashion sense does she
 
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Icantwiththesepeople

Wow. Congratulations Soph. You've managed to achieve what millions of parents up and down the country can do every single day without throwing themselves a fucking parade. Difference is, most people don't have a layabout stay at home husband, parents and a niece on hand every single day to (lets face it) do most of the actual parenting. While working an actual job (not tend job) and having real life problems to deal with, like the sky rocketing cost of merely existing.


Just fuck off will you, you massive twat. You're barely even a mum.
 
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Penguinfeet

I'm not sure if I'm enraged or satisfied by the story of her saying about how she's realised other people's children have meltdowns etc. I don't even know where to start if I'm honest. Does she really not think other people's children act up? Is she that naïve or isolated? Does she have no mum friends to speak with? Or does she think hers are the spawn of the devil? Either way I'm just disgusting about the way she talks about them - or should I say Ronnie, as we all know that's who she's talking about. How in the name of God, can you have two children and still question if other kids melt down as well? She just can't handle it. She doesn't seem to know what being a mother is all about - acting surprised that she has to repeat herself or referee sibling fights with a 3 and a 1 year old, what did she expect, a Disney family with all the wild woodland creatures coming in to help with the housework? Go away ffs.
 
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Wize Owl

While the twats are away so are the fucking floofheads (Volume needed)
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Pollyanna263

That new tagged post, the company has shared on 4 business pages! They’re as desperate for attention as Soph is.

Edit to add photo. Soph is holding Lonnie and the changing bag! See nusty trolls, she does hold him.
 
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Penguinfeet

That sounds like a marvellous outing to me , exactly what kids should be experiencing. The inability to look after her own children on her own baffles me. I took 4 kids to school this morning (only 2 of them mine) - 6, 5, 5 and 3 - do I get a medal?
 
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Danielle0120

She makes me feel ill, but I love the shade
 
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