He lives local to us . Used to come to a pub I worked in , Such a tosser!!She is starting to remind me of that lotto winner, Michael something, who bought a mansion, trashed it, wasted all his winnings on coke, booze, tit cars, tracksuits and awful gold jewellery. She’s 2/3 of the way there trashing a mansion, having tit tracksuits……
That’s if she doesn’t burn the house down first with all the wood and lighting them ridiculously long candles so close to the shelf!! XxThat shelf above the candle will have a black ring on it if she leaves the candle lit. Thick as 2 short (mdf) planks!!!
I already have visions of fire engines parked on the resin driveway as flames lick the faux exterior & interior MDF panelling & pallet furnichaah!That’s if she doesn’t burn the house down first with all the wood and lighting them ridiculously long candles so close to the shelf!! Xx
I have nothing against ratTAN.As someone who has a very vintage (70s and I don't care how much you lot shade that ratTAN) style home, I'm honestly watching her with so much amusement. In the grand scheme of Hunch duck Ups, it's so minor but I'm finding it hilarious that she thinks she can just chuck money away buying a style. I actually can't wait for some proper reveals because the appalling mish-mash will live rent free in my head for months.
Not one creative atom in her entire existence.
And not that you care, but my favourite piece of my own furniture my matching cane dressing table/stool and drawer set and I will die defending cane and ratTAN furniture. But in Hinches house it's just out of place because there's no cohesion to any of it.
This sparked something in my brain and made me think of the perfect analogy for Hinch (I'm fankoo!).Imagine the scene… you’ve finally made enough money to buy your dream home. With a massive garden. Then instead of decorating it the way you want to, with things you like and the things your partner and children like, you scroll through Pinterest and try to recreate (badly) a vintage style to make Instagram content. what a sad little life.
The thing is, she got rich fast for minimal effort so she doesn’t know the value of anything. I think that’s part of the reason she’s clinging into greyskull. It feels like home because she saved for it (allegedly) so she values it more. The new one is just a space she’s throwing money at as she’s desperately scrambling around for content.
Tick tock Hinchy.
And the worst thing is that she will chuck them in the bin when she’s bored of the “non existent” aesthetic . No respect for anything whatsoeverI know I am not saying anything that hasn't already been said but I am so disgusted by her behaviour in that gorgeous shop. Hundreds of years worth of beautiful words and history being laughed at by those two thick, chavy, ignorant cunts!! Vintage books for display, what the actual duck? Makes me want to weep
I never comment on here, long time lurker! I honestly didnt know why she was laughing until the penny dropped while reading this comment. Actually shockingly childish.Cackling at ‘Dickens’ Dream Children’ clearly shows she has no clue who Dickens is!
just display your own books Sofa…you know the ones you got someone else to write for you!
Yes!!! exactly this!!! Brilliant She even talks gibberish like The Sims and plays plinky plonk music over her life.This sparked something in my brain and made me think of the perfect analogy for Hinch (I'm fankoo!).
You know when you play the Sims game and work really hard building the perfect home and you're super proud of it because you had to get a job and save and earn every little item that you like best.
And then you find a cheat for the game and become a grabby little bugger, move into the mansion down the road, build several stories on to it, add a balcony, buy every expensive item that doesn't match any of the decor but why not? You only needed to enter the cheat code again for more money, so it is fine. Then the game gets super boring because there's no fun or value in any of it any more and you just keep ordering takeout and making your Sim paint or talk to themselves in the mirror.
So you turn it off and play Grand Theft Auto instead