It’s a terrible design layout. She’s basically made a good sized kitchen look small and cramped. NeverMind, she doesn’t even use the kitchen. She’d be better off with one camping stove, microwave and waffle maker for how little she cooks. She doesn’t even make oven chips - she uses microchips!
Mrs Hinch #541 Thrifty Hinchers full of glee as Hinch’s range gets reduced to 7p
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Thread titleWell if Soph says it’s today then it must be today
Morning trolls! I think Crap Bag was trolling me last night. He came home with a 'treat' for me. How sweet you think. No. I refuse to put the heating on lately and layer up instead because the costs are just bonkers (I live in the real world Sopha where heating has to be a luxury at the minute) and I've got some chill blades on my toes. My feet are always cold, summer or winter. Anyway, he was in Tesco and picked me up some slippers bless him. Hinch. Slippers. And he paid full price the absolute weapon. He's heading back there tonight with the receipt Hope you all had a better evening!!! X
Hope you all had a better evening!!! X
The house is just so meh
Translated "Ooh look i got a new room added on to my already massive house with more rooms than i need
most people cant afford to heat a 1 bed right now but watch me brag about this new room!"
Don’t forget she has the oraaaangery to come yet.
How she spends her money is so weird. Thinks nothing of dropping a few 10ks on alpacas, fencing, stabling etc. But won't spend on some RSJ's to properly open the kitchen up into the orangery, just settles for removing the doors.
BRB guyszzz I'm off to wash my window CILLS
Or screen record an old video so your phone thinks it’s from today
Sadly, it can be cill or sill. Same as lintol or lintel.
I read that as dog burner and thought she was actually opening a (pet) crem
Oh yeah, absolutely hilarious having a stuffed RoyOiOi there. Think I’m going to have to pop to A&E as I’ve split my side laughing 
I don‘t know about you guyyyyyysh but I’m so glad she counted the bleeping fluffheads, seriously challenging “1 floof, 2 floof, 3 floof“ She forgot to count “And 1 twit” Mind you Jimbobgetajob was probably there too so also “And 1 twit with a teeny tiny peeny“
Isn‘t it amazzzzing how a mother of two little children, Hennerz (Bless’is’arrrt) and two houses has the time to duck about with those creepy footzzz, buck toof fuckers in the morning or pop to Teschooo to brag about her “Pieces and Collectioooon” trying to entice the hunzzzz to line her dresssching gown pockets with even more cash #Kerrching
Right, I’m off to Teschoooo, wearing my dressssing gown and sunglasses on a cloudy day
I‘m going to grab everything claw style, throw it in the trolley, sit my bum bum innit on some cussshions on the floor in the middle of an aisle and cackle like the Wicked Witch of the West. I just hope Jimbobmicronob isn’t in there, creeping around defacing books.
Blesssssed be Nusties
duck off Sopha
(Not that she’s read here since the Great Wall of China was built)
I don‘t know about you guyyyyyysh but I’m so glad she counted the bleeping fluffheads, seriously challenging “1 floof, 2 floof, 3 floof“ She forgot to count “And 1 twit” Mind you Jimbobgetajob was probably there too so also “And 1 twit with a teeny tiny peeny“
Isn‘t it amazzzzing how a mother of two little children, Hennerz (Bless’is’arrrt) and two houses has the time to duck about with those creepy footzzz, buck toof fuckers in the morning or pop to Teschooo to brag about her “Pieces and Collectioooon” trying to entice the hunzzzz to line her dresssching gown pockets with even more cash #Kerrching
Right, I’m off to Teschoooo, wearing my dressssing gown and sunglasses on a cloudy day
I‘m going to grab everything claw style, throw it in the trolley, sit my bum bum innit on some cussshions on the floor in the middle of an aisle and cackle like the Wicked Witch of the West. I just hope Jimbobmicronob isn’t in there, creeping around defacing books. Blesssssed be Nusties
duck off Sopha
(Not that she’s read here since the Great Wall of China was built)Attachments
She’s definitely been reading here try to prove Royoioi hasn’t gone to the alpaca people!
Or just save it to your phone at the desired time, nothing on Instagram is real
Since I’ve realised how fake it all is I’ve gone right off insta
Not since the evolution of manShe definitely doesn't read here then...
Look Soph, I still don’t believe you that they’re there and you’re okay around them.
Go get your nails done in a *new* obvious colour that you haven’t had since you got the fluffy fuckers, then show us your un-gloved hand stroking them.
Go get your nails done in a *new* obvious colour that you haven’t had since you got the fluffy fuckers, then show us your un-gloved hand stroking them.
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