Pollyanna263
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Mrs Hinch #538 
That’s when good neighbours, become (tend) friends
Winning thread title by @itsybitsyteenyweeny
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards and can’t contain swears.
Another 4 day thread, which really does show how little Mrs Hinch is posting these days. When even the trolls are bored of you, it’s surely a sign that you’re on the way out?
Soph and her eyebrows popped to The Range to get her fix of Lenor, and then back home for a quick clean. Content filler in the form of Lennie, followed by a couple of ads, followed by Ronnie and an undeclared ad, and that was Wednesday done.
Thursday saw Jimbobtinyknobsmallerbrainsovain share a lovely candid moment (ahem) of Super Mum Sophie drawing with the boys. Ronnie did a great job naming colours, but Jamie had to be a dick and mimic Ron’s pronunciation of ‘blue’.
Friday Jamie was still on duty, and shared a few recent days out. Not allowed to post anything unless it’s pre-approved, James? He did manage to include his favourite woman, Freda Fiddle Fingers.
It was lovely to see Ronnie at a party with actual food, but poor Lonnie was stuck in Guantanamo Grey with prison slop.
Yesterday Soph claimed to be at Llama Lodge at the crack of dawn, and then be back at Greyskull to make a Very Hungry snack for Ron.
She then asked for opinions on carpet, which would be easier if she didn’t filter the shit out of everything and we could see what colour things actually are. All we can say is it looks pretty similar to the perfect carpet that was ripped out following the great dining room flood of 2022.
Fox shit washroom has running water. The Woolly Wankers need to watch out or she’ll have them in there faster than they can say pallet wood.
Lennie’s bathroom is also complete.
Back to Greyskull to clarify that their neighbours are amazing and it’s actually the nusty press who are the reason for the move. The problem is, Soph, tattle always has receipts so we know what you said when you first announced the ‘privacy concerns’.
That led us to this morning, and Henry finally being allowed to run around the garden at Notafarm.
All rounded off nicely with a quote for us tattlers 🥲
ASA link to report undeclared ads and filtered make up ads
Make a complaint
If you’re new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
That’s when good neighbours, become (tend) friendsWinning thread title by @itsybitsyteenyweeny
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards and can’t contain swears.
Another 4 day thread, which really does show how little Mrs Hinch is posting these days. When even the trolls are bored of you, it’s surely a sign that you’re on the way out?
Soph and her eyebrows popped to The Range to get her fix of Lenor, and then back home for a quick clean. Content filler in the form of Lennie, followed by a couple of ads, followed by Ronnie and an undeclared ad, and that was Wednesday done.
Thursday saw Jimbobtinyknobsmallerbrainsovain share a lovely candid moment (ahem) of Super Mum Sophie drawing with the boys. Ronnie did a great job naming colours, but Jamie had to be a dick and mimic Ron’s pronunciation of ‘blue’.
Friday Jamie was still on duty, and shared a few recent days out. Not allowed to post anything unless it’s pre-approved, James? He did manage to include his favourite woman, Freda Fiddle Fingers.
It was lovely to see Ronnie at a party with actual food, but poor Lonnie was stuck in Guantanamo Grey with prison slop.
Yesterday Soph claimed to be at Llama Lodge at the crack of dawn, and then be back at Greyskull to make a Very Hungry snack for Ron.
She then asked for opinions on carpet, which would be easier if she didn’t filter the shit out of everything and we could see what colour things actually are. All we can say is it looks pretty similar to the perfect carpet that was ripped out following the great dining room flood of 2022.
Fox shit washroom has running water. The Woolly Wankers need to watch out or she’ll have them in there faster than they can say pallet wood.
Lennie’s bathroom is also complete.
Back to Greyskull to clarify that their neighbours are amazing and it’s actually the nusty press who are the reason for the move. The problem is, Soph, tattle always has receipts so we know what you said when you first announced the ‘privacy concerns’.
That led us to this morning, and Henry finally being allowed to run around the garden at Notafarm.
All rounded off nicely with a quote for us tattlers 🥲
ASA link to report undeclared ads and filtered make up ads
Make a complaint
If you’re new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
bought the cleaning stuff, the books, the PJ's! All complete rubbish, I was finding myself wishing I had her life and her house blah blah blah when in reality I took a step back after reading these threads and they opened my eyes! Yes I struggle (single part time working mama) but I'm proud of my home and my life! I don't make it out to be something it's not like sopha ! I can't believe I actually used to get mum guilt too, I cant afford all those toys/garden that Ronnie has, wish I had time to be with my children and not work like Mrs hinch does! 
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8 bogs to pine, 7 ADs to push, 6 Quotes to credit….…5 gold finger rings ………. 4 Terra Cotta pots, 3 fucking fluffheads, 2 houses to teleport from and a micro-nob Jamieeeeee 
