Mrs Hinch #537 Talk to Ronnie properly and you’ll be amazed what he will say back

[fannysjohnny]

I just don't believe her. A quick look at the Mail tells me that they last ran a story on her 5 days ago, one in 21st March, and the one before that was about 8 weeks before 21st March. None of them involved paps, all were lifted direct from her Insta. Compare that to Stacey who they run a story on almost every day! Hinch isn't famous, she just has a fair amount of Insta followers. Why would a journo even try and find out something about her, no.one cares except the die hard huns and there's not that many of them. Jizz Tits and HornyasFuck don't read tge papers.

Do we think they presented their press cards,or was it a quick flash of their bus pass
Did they all wear trench coats,trilby and tinted glasses-apart from the ones that passed by in the sky?
Johnny once tried on my behalf,I asked him to wear his power suit but the silly old c**t turned up dressed as Iron Man and flashed his library card.

 

[Andioooop]

 

[itsybitsyteenyweeny]

Thread suggestion:

That’s when good neighbours, become (tend) friends

 

[Sloppys]

Thread suggestion - Blaming the neighbours to try and get in the papers.

 

[springheeledyeti]

I can believe the ‘paps’ may have been sniffing around when she was cLeAniNg SeNsAtiOn MrS HiNcH’ years ago, but not recently, all she’s done in the garden is tend sleep and cackle at Henners having a tit. Unless it was around the time of breaking lockdown rules, but you can’t mention that can you Soph…

 

[Swarm_in_a_Tea_Cup]

Holy bleeping tit, I browsed the Stacey Solomon thread just now. We are absolute darlings

I love Stace. She's a bloody grotty love mummy who gets involved with her little ones.

Don't compare Hinch to Stace. I'm being the worst person cos I can never compare. Rex is a curious little lad into everything. So obv Rose will be too. Ronnie is a little beaut of a boy who will find his way when he's ready. As for Len, he'll follow his big bro xx

 

[Squirrelsquad]

Why can she not just buy a little step like the rest of us!!!

My eldest (8) has an en-suite, all normal sizes, hubby is a builder and we did go OTT when we built our house as we did it ourselves so saved ££££ regretting it now I have to clean it! But it’s set up for when he’s a teen, he doesn’t use it that much now so is still brand new, but is great to have an extra shower when we have extended family come to stay and there’s 10+ in the house.

It is a bit silly that she’s made everything tiny as in a few years it will have to be ripped out, so maybe that why it’s been done on a budget. And from my experience a shower would be more appropriate as they get older and into their adolescence, just seems a bit rushed and not a great deal of thought or advice taken.

Be interesting to see her company accounts this year….. everything will cost more than people think- don’t get me started on SS- MIL got an AGA too and the gold handle and hot plate handles she’s swapped to are big money on their own. Costs £200 a year just to service, and it’s obviously a 13 amp which is why she was talking about being on economy 7 electric, so it ‘charges’ overnight and let’s the heat put in the day, they stay on 24/7 her bills will be enormous anyway!! She’s spending hundreds and hundreds of thousands of pounds, and her house cost almost 1.3 million on its own (local to her now and know where it is). Neither are relatable, although I don’t dislike SS and she uses method cleaning which are eco.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I do think possibly the press have sniffed around in recent weeks or months. But not to catch a glimpse of the cleaning sensation positively - to catch her out. She knows full well these threads are the most prolific on tattle. Tattle is a journalists dream. All the speculation, gossip and caught out lies in one place. I wouldn’t be surprised if a journalist was trying to catch an unfiltered photo of hinch having a cheeky fag or whatever.

Having said all of that, it’s far more likely that the things we discuss on here make her exceptionally paranoid and she’s therefore convinced that anyone who looks at her is a secret tattler out to expose her.

Having said thattttttt. She’s fame hungry and wants everyone to think she’s a hot topic for a journalist when of course she’s nothing.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Those alpacas do not like Henry

 

[Thetruth123]

Yeah cause it’s so normal to have a window on the car wide open at 7 am ….. she is so thick with her pre records

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I know it sounds ridiculous but her shadow is exactly the same across both of these videos. I think the one yesterday was a late afternoon video. The one today was earlier the same day. It’s hazier and looks more like morning. But it’s not 7am.

Of course her shadow is the same. You know what I mean. She’s clearly got the same hair position and clothes on is what I mean.

 

[Justapeep]

She can try as much as she likes but she’s never going to get a happy ever after with Henry and the alpacas. They obviously don’t like him and are scared of him so it’s always going to be a case of separating them. Not ideal is it

 

[Bizziebody]

Sick of her ' guyzzz just so obsessed' garbage.. Gotta brag about every little detail in her mundane world.
Her kids are no more special than any other children, they're just plastered on social media for weirdos to fawn over more.
Dad and I built this & that, big deal, no one cares. Go away to your NOT a farm & shut up about your dull, boring non aspirational life Sophie Rose Hinchliffe or however you spell it.

 

[Burda]

I've got hubby to convert it for the wiki

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So shy and full of anxiety

 

[Swedish chef]

Here we go guyyyschhhhh the two versions together

Mrs Hinch #481 Sofa Hinchliffe has ‘tend farm, E-I-E-I-NOPE

This is Hunch's handwriting on Tiny Tears workshop to do list! 🙄 Let’s compare to the next fan letter she gets shall we

tattle.life

Both versions can be added to the list of bullshit situations that did not occur. When she had the stupid H bricked into the house, and was carrying on about her forever home, how they would never move, blahhhhaaaaa blahhhhaaaaa blah, why say all that? For engagement, attention, and she is a lying bastard.But after protesting so much about her forever home, she has to come up with another bullshit story, about having to move. Even her excuse is cringeworthy 'i was crying and telling acroninchdic I could fix it' *disclaimer* she may not have called her husband acroninchdic , I'm not sure how to quote properly, I'm still learnnnning guyzzzzzzzzz.

 

[Burda]

16 weeks vs today ....View attachment 1215613View attachment 1215614

Wow
Liar

 

[Swedish chef]

Bloody hell, Grinch this is grim.

 

[LetsHearItForTheBoyzzzz]

The captioning...

Cringe

Mention 'piss' one more time will you?

 

[Swedish chef]

Tell us you read Tattle without telling us Sopha.. Acorn Mannnz

twit
ATV

Even she is trolling Inchdicacronmanz oi oi

It was at Christmas 2020.

The year they ''stayed home'' lol. She went out more times than the bin that year.

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Seriously, that fake flower horror show poppybelle installation is enough to scare anyone away.

This squirrel is bleeping freaky

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What ever happened to the paint by numbers Harem Scarem that she painted for Lenor's room????? Will it make the cut to Tend Farm or is being gifted to the special family that are moving into grace and favour Greyskull accommodation? Sofa, hunnnnnazzzz could you please address this?

 

[Pollyanna263]

Holy bleeping tit, I browsed the Stacey Solomon thread just now. We are absolute darlings

I love Stace. She's a bloody grotty love mummy who gets involved with her little ones.

Don't compare Hinch to Stace. I'm being the worst person cos I can never compare. Rex is a curious little lad into everything. So obv Rose will be too. Ronnie is a little beaut of a boy who will find his way when he's ready. As for Len, he'll follow his big bro xx

I joined tattle for the SS thread, can’t even think why now, but that led me to look at Hinch and I quickly realised that this thread is where my people are!