Mrs Hinch #53 All hail Saint Soph, patron saint of Zoflora, she gets richer, the army gets poorer

[GossipBug]

I love that she has to clean an oven she doesn't even use My mother in law never uses her oven either (she lives entirely on pot noodles and microwave meals) and her oven is still dirtier than Grinches because my husband and I use it to make Christmas dinner and that's it's only use all year.

 

[headfullofdreams]

You lot do realise that she's going to show herself cooking a meal this week? Even if it's her heart attack inducing monstrosity that she likes to call 'nachos' [emoji1787]

 

[Marmaladeapricot]

I see Stacey is at the swipe ups again this am

 

[Lynseyp]

My friend has 11 months between hers, she was actually pregnant with both her boys in the time I was pregnant with one of mine Hinch did post a few weeks ago on a list that she took Ronnies baby clothes to the charity shop, does this mean it’s stuff gifted by her adoring fans, hoping the new baby Hinch would have be wearing something they made or gave and Hinch just discarded....or because she knows when she has any more that she’ll be gifted all more expensive stuff and has no intention of boxing up Ronnie outgrown clothes and placing in the loft for when she has another like most of us have to .Incidentally all my first Daughters clothes, hand me downs I was given from friends( some of it was already 3 rd hand) boot sale and charity shop clothes we brought too ( which actually majority was) , were still boxed up and put away for baby two who came along 2 years later. There was something about my babies wearing some things my friends babies had worn too, actually quite cute, plus they are hardly in them long before outgrowing, if washed correctly things can still look beautiful, my 2nd Daughter wore many things 4th hand

Either she knows people will gift her more clothes if she has baby number 2 or shes lying and has kept it all and made out to be Mrs Wonderful by donating Ronnie's clothes.
My 2nd and 3rd were boys so my 3rd had so many hand me downs which is ideal as kids only puke and tit on it so pointless spending too much when it'll either get ruined or grow out of so quickly like you said.
Some clothes i did buy from charity shops as i begrudge spending so much on clothes. Even if i had the money i would still buy cheaper clothes as they look just as / if not better then the more expensive ones

 

[GossipBug]

I think it’s honestly unfair to new mums the way she portrays her life. They must feel so inadequate I personally don’t have young children but I have two dogs and a 32 year old at home and I can never keep up with housework. Dogs hairs everywhere it’s a full time job keeping on top of that alone. My washing basket never empties. But honestly this whole life story of hers is one big lie and so unfair

I agree with this however I'm also a new mum and when my husband gets home from work I'll often disappear for half an hour to an hour and do a bit of cleaning while he feeds and hangs with the baby. It's just nice to have some time to myself after spending all day with the baby but still do something productive.

 

[Lauren-1996]

Omg I didn’t realise how obsessed the ‘hinchers’ are! I just came across a cleaning account called Cleaningwith_beth, she literally does everything Hinch does, and even worse than that she’s even called her newborn son Ronnie wtf

 

[Orange Creme]

I love it too



Is there a rule page on this thread? Genuine question! It be easier to know what I can and can’t talk about

The rule is not to tell people what they can and cant talk about but some still try.

Someone in my town has started advertising their cleaning business which is called 'hinch your home'

 

[Boobelle]

She could do what Daniel O'Donnell used to do .... once a year he'd let all his fans come to his house .. there would be queues miles long but apparently he seen them all

How do you know this? You've been in that queue haven't you x

 

[Piggly]

I see Stacey is at the swipe ups again this am

I’ve just spotted that, it’s another eBay one too!

 

[Boobelle]

Well bugger me, I didn't realise that to find oven liners you have to type in 'oven cleaners'.
That's were I've been going wrong.tried 3 times and so far have been sent a budgie cage and 2 unicycles.

 

[Lalobadee]

I guess Hinch has told Stacey how much money is to be made off a eBay swipe up. She even has the everyone is asking down to a T.

 

[Piggly]

Can someone tell me how her oven even gets dirty it’s never used unless I’m mistaken it’s all cereals and take aways.

I’m going to bin Weight Watchers off and try the cereal & takeaways diet instead! Seems to be working for Grinch!

 

[Boobelle]

can you actually keep inside your oven looking brand new? I clean mine little and often as my grill and oven are in the same compartment so cooking roasts etc the fat splashes on the grill so makes it smokey so I have to keep on top of it I've had mine just over 3 years the trays glass and the bottom of the oven (I have a liner, not because if hinch! Lol) and they come up sparkling, but no matter how hard I scrub or how long I leave oven pride on for the sides never come up looking brand new again. I just want to know what I'm doing wrong or does it just prove that she never uses the bleeping thing?

Yea,I think your biggest mistake is cooking on a daily basis!

Well bugger me, I didn't realise that to find oven liners you have to type in 'oven cleaners'.
That's were I've been going wrong.tried 3 times and so far have been sent a budgie cage and 2 unicycles.

I meant 'oven liners'

 

[Jdimlet]

Omg I didn’t realise how obsessed the ‘hinchers’ are! I just came across a cleaning account called Cleaningwith_beth, she literally does everything Hinch does, and even worse than that she’s even called her newborn son Ronnie wtf

No!!! That’s horrendous!!

 

[Boobelle]

What u reckon she’s trying to do there then? Proving she helps charities? Try being a patron or something soph! Holding a bucket doesn’t quite cut it at this stage....

I'm not sure this is recent.she probably grabbed the bucket for the photo whenever it was.

 

[GossipBug]

Omg I didn’t realise how obsessed the ‘hinchers’ are! I just came across a cleaning account called Cleaningwith_beth, she literally does everything Hinch does, and even worse than that she’s even called her newborn son Ronnie wtf

That is weird!!

 

[Lauren-1996]

That is weird!!

It’s actually made me feel a bit uncomfortable

 

[midnightrose]

I think it’s honestly unfair to new mums the way she portrays her life. They must feel so inadequate I personally don’t have young children but I have two dogs and a 32 year old at home and I can never keep up with housework. Dogs hairs everywhere it’s a full time job keeping on top of that alone. My washing basket never empties. But honestly this whole life story of hers is one big lie and so unfair

But the thing is, she doesn't have a proper job does she? She's at home 24/7 and her son is very young so hardly has to tidy up after him. She has the time on her hands to endlessly clean and wash clothes, so it's not realistic to other families.

 

[Galway girl]

Yeah it really needs cleaning!!!!!! I mean look at it, its hardly dirty but that's because you dont cook!!!!!
FFS what a waste of time

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Definitely doesn't need cleaning as the lazy cow doesn't cook.... but.... it does give her an opportunity to post more swipe ups . Guyyyyyyyyysssssssssss

 

[Byron]

My house was a lot tidier when my kids were little than it is now!
I only have 2 left at home plus dogs but no matter how much I tidy and clean it never looks like hers

I always thought when my kids moved out I could do a big clean once a week and my house would always be spotless.......Im starting to think that it might be me thats making all the mess

You are so right lolol .....they blame me anyway