Mrs Hinch #53 All hail Saint Soph, patron saint of Zoflora, she gets richer, the army gets poorer

[SunshineRae]

Winning thread title thanks to @ClaireBear117 with 27 likes!

Credit also to @MrsD33 for coining Soph's new title and for coming second with 25 likes!

Previous Mrs Hinch threads:- https://tattle.life/tags/mrs-hinch/

 

[GrimFandango]

First post?

 

[midnightrose]

Great title

 

[Antihinch80]

Cool title

 

[Strawberry13]

Hello

 

[something less identifiab]

Hallelujah!! The Grinch can walk its a miracle!! Someone contact the Newspapers.....they printed the story that she can't. Must be all that sniffing of Zoflora that's cured all her aches and pains. LIAR LIAR pants on fire!!!

 

[Boobelle]

So there they are just over the water and I've only gone and forgotten my zoom lens.
Mind you ,with her new status she might just walk towards me.
In the meantime I swear I can hear the distant sound of cackling,dogs belching ...and the smell ........eau de bullshite.

 

[Fifah1907]

just seen KMid went on a royal visit wearing a black polkadot top. how long until hinch claimed she influenced a royal

 

[LittleMy]

So there they are just over the water and I've only gone and forgotten my zoom lens.
Mind you ,with her new status she might just walk towards me.
In the meantime I swear I can hear the distant sound of cackling,dogs belching ...and the smell ........eau de bullshite.

Is that the new VIPoo scent?

 

[NorthernBelle]

Love the new title

 

[Boobelle]

So there they are just over the water and I've only gone and forgotten my zoom lens.
Mind you ,with her new status she might just walk towards me.
In the meantime I swear I can hear the distant sound of cackling,dogs belching ...and the smell ........eau de bullshite.

Not only did I forget my zoom lens ...I forgot to take the picture .what a silly old bleep I am

So there they are just over the water and I've only gone and forgotten my zoom lens.
Mind you ,with her new status she might just walk towards me.
In the meantime I swear I can hear the distant sound of cackling,dogs belching ...and the smell ........eau de bullshite.

I didn't just forget my zoom lens,I even forgot to take the picture...what a bleep I am.

Is that the new VIPoo scent?

Not only did I forget my zoom lens ...I forgot to take the picture .what a silly old bleep I am

I didn't just forget my zoom lens,I even forgot to take the picture...what a bleep I am.

No ,the update deja poo

My husband just said ,why cant you do everything twice

 

[Marmaladeapricot]

Gosh for an hair extension specialist, she’s let her hair go she needs a refit sharpish

 

[Desperatefot]

Not Hinch but I've just watched someone hoover around a bloody mayonaise bottle on the floor and not even lift the bottle! Lift the bottle you bleeping scruff!!

 

[Boobelle]

Do you all like my place? It's bijoux,no sanitation nor utilities but the estate agent promised it had a wine cellar......

 

[Bennett3306]

Ronnie hasn't took his eyes off stacey

 

[Boobelle]

Not only did I forget my zoom lens ...I forgot to take the picture .what a silly old bleep I am

I didn't just forget my zoom lens,I even forgot to take the picture...what a bleep I am.View attachment 42368



No ,the update deja poo

My husband just said ,why cant you do everything twice

I've been edited! Keep sending multiples-I want a refund on this course for numpties.

 

[Loevly]

Talking about her ‘mum date’ with Stacey and she verbatim said “we basically played dolls”

That basically sums up what Ronnie is to her. Gross.

 

[something less identifiab]

WTAF!!! She's had a lovely day playing dolls with Stacey

 

[Flossy2019]

WTAF!!! She's had a lovely day playing dolls with Stacey

Pathetic

Gosh for an hair extension specialist, she’s let her hair go she needs a refit sharpish

I don’t think it looks that bad. Mines worse

 

[SuckItUpButtercup]

On her story;”fed our baywies” what’s a baywie?