Mrs Hinch #529 Tattle’s on tit watch, Jamie's on the dole while Soph’s on the sofa selling her soul

[Randomuser123]

O - oioi

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Hinch alphabet - tattle version

A - Audrey
B -
C - crunky
D -
E -
F - Fiddle Fingers
G - Greyskull / Guantanamo Grey
H -
I -
J - Janine
K -
L - llamas
M - Mad Ma
N - Notafarm
O -
P -
Q -
R -
S - Sopha
T -
U -
V - Veruca Salt
W - woolly wankers / Wepetto
X -
Y -
Z -

E- Eileen who is still waiting for that apology!

F - Face filters

I - Inch

P - Polly the missing cleaning trolley/ PLAGIARISM

S - Shoppers/ Sheep - same thing.

T - Tracy & Tony the tradesman who Soph thought was cute/ Tesco Tat

 

[9Pine]

T Tufty Manzzz
X: Xray on my broken toes

I know its not a hinch quote but for Z can we go Z list twit?

B best bubs Stace

 

[Maggie21]

View attachment 1157319I’ve still got loads of catching up to do but is Stacey trying to troll Sophie here?

That aga is worth over £16k !!

 

[MrsHinchBarmyArmy]

Hinch alphabet - tattle version

A - Audrey
B -
C - crunky
D -
E -
F - Fiddle Fingers
G - Greyskull / Guantanamo Grey
H -
I -
J - Janine
K -
L - llamas
M - Mad Ma
N - Notafarm
O -
P -
Q -
R -
S - Sopha
T -
U -
V - Veruca Salt
W - woolly wankers / Wepetto
X -
Y -
Z -

E = Eileen the legend

 

[Wize Owl]

I thought the silk purse was some poetic metaphor for Ma's lady parts, it being pink and silky

Oh my days, that made me laugh so hard I’ve given myself hiccups

 

[Pollyanna263]

Hinch alphabet - tattle version

A - Audrey
B -
C - crunky
D -
E -
F - Fiddle Fingers
G - Greyskull / Guantanamo Grey
H -
I -
J - Janine
K -
L - llamas
M - Mad Ma
N - Notafarm
O -
P -
Q -
R -
S - Sopha
T -
U -
V - Veruca Salt
W - woolly wankers / Wepetto
X -
Y -
Z -

T - Trollomon

 

[Jyhy1110]

I honestly do laugh making these, especially when i have to zoom in to blend things If I’m making one at work i have to hide my phone incase someone wonders what the duck that is on my screen & i wouldn’t know how to explain which cracks me up even more, i feel like a sneaky school kid
I literally sit here like this:
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hahahahahaha that’s me seeing your pics you’ve made

 

[Pollyanna263]

Can we do a Hinch alphabet to pass the time?
What words would she use?

A - alpaca
B - blummin
C -
D - dad
E -
F - farm
G - Gretel
H - Hinched
I - if I’m honest
J - Jamie
K - Kidda
L - lavvvv it
M - Mummaz
N -
O -
P - panelling
Q -
R - RoyRodRay
S -
T - Trace
U -
V -
W -
X -
Y -
Z - zoflora

(Tattle alphabet to follow!)

Also for T - tend

S - tit (as she talks about it enough)

 

[CoolMom]

W = woo hoo hoo

A = AmaZON

 

[Eyesopened]

Snap! My thoughts too, it’s a hallway and front door

Entrance hall! Get over yourself love, you’re a chav who got lucky fooling thickos
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[MrsHater]

Has Tracey had her baby? Do we know?!

 

[dollypumpkin]

Thread suggestion

Old McHinchy had a farm eieio, with panelling here and panelling there, panelling everywhere

 

[no1knows]

Hi tattlers, since its quiet and we already have the hinch alphabet/ dictionary, We are also compiling a list of the #gates.
so can you name all of the #gate for this "celebrity couple" (not that im a celeb guyyzzzz) ? ill start:
#bibgate (swaped a bib when washing check out the wiki)
#bbqgate Neighbors complained of bbq during lockdown, mrs hinch and her reps refused to comment)

Lets see how many you guyzzz can finddddd no cheating
if you get stuck you can just plaigarise the wikki?! just joking guys (grettle filter) what even does that mean? silly ol me

 

[Andioooop]

Can we do a Hinch alphabet to pass the time?
What words would she use?

A - alpaca
B - blummin
C -
D - dad
E -
F - farm
G - Gretel
H - Hinched
I - if I’m honest
J - Jamie
K - Kidda
L - lavvvv it
M - Mummaz
N -
O -
P - panelling
Q -
R - RoyRodRay
S -
T - Trace
U -
V -
W -
X -
Y -
Z - zoflora

(Tattle alphabet to follow!)

I - If you don’t like iT, don’t look at iT!!!!!!!!!!!!
G - Get a LOOIFEEE hunnay!!!!

 

[Cleaningnothinching]

Is this the scuffing their crunky snacks in the sesspit person?

If it’s not the same person then just goes to show how all the huns are exactly the same. In their love of tacky decor, dislike of grammar and punctuation, and all-round stupidity!

Hinch alphabet - tattle version

A - Audrey
B -
C - crunky
D -
E -
F - Fiddle Fingers
G - Greyskull / Guantanamo Grey
H -
I -
J - Janine
K -
L - llamas
M - Mad Ma
N - Notafarm
O -
P -
Q -
R -
S - Sopha
T -
U -
V - Veruca Salt
W - woolly wankers / Wepetto
X -
Y -
Z -

Z- zophlora

 

[AllieBee]

I’m gunna sue you for the damage to my eyes after googling ‘naked man running’ for this you nusty nusty troll the sights i have seen!!
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Oh god I am howling! Pale flabby janine clutching the pink silk purse and as for Fiddles saggy tits

 

[Danielle0120]

Can we do a Hinch alphabet to pass the time?
What words would she use?

A - alpaca
B - blummin
C -
D - dad
E -
F - farm
G - Gretel
H - Hinched
I - if I’m honest
J - Jamie
K - Kidda
L - lavvvv it
M - Mummaz
N -
O -
P - panelling
Q -
R - RoyRodRay
S -
T - Trace
U -
V -
W -
X -
Y -
Z - zoflora

(Tattle alphabet to follow!)

F fake tits
O operation for the fake tits
T titjob
S secret titjob

 

[Pollyanna263]

I - If you don’t like iT, don’t look at iT!!!!!!!!!!!!
G - Get a LOOIFEEE hunnay!!!!

Ohh for D we should have DM your dad

 

[Danielle0120]

Ohh for D we should have DM your dad

Lmaooooo dm ye dad for uz xoxoxox