Mrs Hinch #529 Tattle’s on tit watch, Jamie's on the dole while Soph’s on the sofa selling her soul

[cc_2013]

Hi tattlers, since its quiet and we already have the hinch alphabet/ dictionary, We are also compiling a list of the #gates.
so can you name all of the #gate for this "celebrity couple" (not that im a celeb guyyzzzz) ? ill start:
#bibgate (swaped a bib when washing check out the wiki)
#bbqgate Neighbors complained of bbq during lockdown, mrs hinch and her reps refused to comment)

Lets see how many you guyzzz can finddddd no cheating
if you get stuck you can just plaigarise the wikki?! just joking guys (grettle filter) what even does that mean? silly ol me

The sink/plug hole!!!

Also I’m slow haha what does it mean by gate?

 

[MissBijou]

Hi tattlers, since its quiet and we already have the hinch alphabet/ dictionary, We are also compiling a list of the #gates.
so can you name all of the #gate for this "celebrity couple" (not that im a celeb guyyzzzz) ?

#SinkGate when she told all her followers to unscrew their sinks to clean them which led to a lot of pissed wet through kitchens and irate plumbers up and down the land!

 

[AllieBee]

Hinch alphabet - tattle version

A - Audrey
B -
C - crunky
D -
E -
F - Fiddle Fingers
G - Greyskull / Guantanamo Grey
H -
I -
J - Janine
K -
L - llamas
M - Mad Ma
N - Notafarm
O -
P -
Q -
R -
S - Sopha
T -
U -
V - Veruca Salt
W - woolly wankers / Wepetto
X -
Y -
Z -

B - BumbumInnit

 

[no1knows]

The sink/plug hole!!!

Also I’m slow haha what does it mean by gate?

Gate is a big scandal that everyone talked about.... a moment in #hinchtsory if you will. Its a lie and a con everyone sees through and is gossiped about.

 

[eastersonday]

She’ll be calling it a Vestibule next “Guyyyyysh come and see my Vessssschtibule, I loveeeee it and I’m obschesssssed with it”

vest-ibule

 

[Gennie19]

I may be totally wrong, but I have been pretty convinced from day one that the ‘tree playhouse’ or whatever she is calling it is in fact a hunting hut…..

 

[cc_2013]

Gate is a big scandal that everyone talked about.... a moment in #hinchtsory if you will. Its a lie and a con everyone sees through and is gossiped about.

Thank you! LOLing at #hinchstory

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Hi tattlers, since its quiet and we already have the hinch alphabet/ dictionary, We are also compiling a list of the #gates.
so can you name all of the #gate for this "celebrity couple" (not that im a celeb guyyzzzz) ? ill start:
#bibgate (swaped a bib when washing check out the wiki)
#bbqgate Neighbors complained of bbq during lockdown, mrs hinch and her reps refused to comment)

Lets see how many you guyzzz can finddddd no cheating
if you get stuck you can just plaigarise the wikki?! just joking guys (grettle filter) what even does that mean? silly ol me

#pampergate
#tomatogate

 

[Eyesopened]

Was looking through amazzzzzooon for some vinyl - spied this and couldn’t believe how similar it is to Zophunch’s face after her makeup demo

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

I thought the silk purse was some poetic metaphor for Ma's lady parts, it being pink and silky

No, that’s the prawn purse.

 

[adulterer david is dead]

vest-ibule

Just don’t chew strangers gum

 

[MrsHinchBarmyArmy]

#pampergate
#tomatogate

#toegate

 

[springheeledyeti]

S- Shhhonic Shhhcrubber

 

[IfImHonesht]

They way you lot talk about this silk purse, I thought it was full of sex toys. I only found out what was actually in it a few weeks ago

Silk purse is slang for vagina where i'm from

The sink/plug hole!!!

Also I’m slow haha what does it mean by gate?

It's a reference to the infamous watergate scandal.

Hope this helps

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Morning, you laavely naughty nusties! (Well 12.35am - so it is now)
So, a couple of days off here (sickly, not tend) & we're still on the same fred!

First off, after catching up with bedtime reading - @Andioooop 's latest massscherpiece has had me almost pissing myself laughing & tears rolling down my face just brilliant!
@Wize Owl - laaavin' Handsomne's muvvers day messshage - I have an updated version of 'Inch's Wood' for you sschweet'arrt (see below)

Not much occuring ... usual calcified content from Pwincessh Disney Fantashist bleep ....
Wossshhh sschtaand wot Dad MADE
Tufty mannz/Eat his ears? (ffs! )
Glued to jizzy Grey sofa - natural habitat
Lazy Jimbobnojobmicroknob napping - cos he works so 'arrrd innitt! I
Panelled "reception hall" at fuckabout farm notafarm - one gifted Desenio print for every panel in the house?....
Yet anuvver TWO kitttchinns for the bleep that can't cook!
The Tenko (sniper) wottch tower - (if you nose you knows!)

Faaaank yoooo fellow nushty hens for making me laugh shho machhh! xxx

 

[yorkiemama47]

Hinch alphabet - tattle version

A - Audrey
B -
C - crunky
D -
E -
F - Fiddle Fingers
G - Greyskull / Guantanamo Grey
H -
I -
J - Janine
K -
L - llamas
M - Mad Ma
N - Notafarm
O -
P -
Q -
R -
S - Sopha
T -
U -
V - Veruca Salt
W - woolly wankers / Wepetto
X -
Y -
Z -

O-Oi Oi

 

[Crispmonster]

They’re going to need to get the credit card out again soon. More reds appearing!

 

[Forthecraic]

Hinch alphabet - tattle version

A - Audrey
B -
C - crunky
D -
E -
F - Fiddle Fingers
G - Greyskull / Guantanamo Grey
H -
I -
J - Janine
K -
L - llamas
M - Mad Ma
N - Notafarm
O -
P -
Q -
R -
S - Sopha
T -
U -
V - Veruca Salt
W - woolly wankers / Wepetto
X -
Y -
Z -

kate to the party

be kond

red gloves

edit to add,

tend poo

 

[amusedpineapple]

Hi tattlers, since its quiet and we already have the hinch alphabet/ dictionary, We are also compiling a list of the #gates.
so can you name all of the #gate for this "celebrity couple" (not that im a celeb guyyzzzz) ? ill start:
#bibgate (swaped a bib when washing check out the wiki)
#bbqgate Neighbors complained of bbq during lockdown, mrs hinch and her reps refused to comment)

Lets see how many you guyzzz can finddddd no cheating
if you get stuck you can just plaigarise the wikki?! just joking guys (grettle filter) what even does that mean? silly ol me

#glovegate Ronnie red gloves, my reason for being here

 

[BeggyBraggyMitchell]

The LLB article came up on my Facebook so I had a browse of the comments.

I present to you....classic Hun ramblings.

I do wonder if when the Hinch cyborg finally malfunctions this is what she will start spouting?

"Keep. Do. The. Best. Tuftz. All. The. Keep. Best. Manz. MUMMAZ."

That hurt my brain