Mrs Hinch #529 Tattle’s on tit watch, Jamie's on the dole while Soph’s on the sofa selling her soul

[Pollyanna263]

Could possibly why he has asthma with all the chemicals she’s been spraying round that house since he was born. I can’t see the photo of the inhaler has she removed it the crafty bint

It’s on Inch’s grid post

 

[Sausage90]

Even the trolls are bored of Sophie Two Kitchens.

This thread has been open since Saturday and we're only just half way through

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Why is everyone saying Ronnie might have asthma? What have I missed?

 

[choccychops]

Would you not just have the doorway (not door way but you know what I mean ) all the way to the panelling line rather than have the smaller panel

Agreed that teeny panel looks stupid....think someone’s measured up wrong

 

[Pumpkins1506]

I thought it was safe to come back but I think I'm going to have to rage quit after seeing that panelling. Why is she so desperate to make that house look like a Tudor manor? Unless it's 500 year old solid wood panelling then it LOOKS tit. Oh my god I am so sick of her aesthetic.

 

[springheeledyeti]

It’s on Inch’s grid post

Why has she got the dog on her head whilst tend sleeping though?! what a weird household it must be.

 

[Wize Owl]

Panelling Hell.

'Entrance Hawwwl'.

She really is Hyacinth Bucket isn't she

If she has another baby, she can call it Sheridan, just like Mrs Bucket’s child. It rhymes nicely with Ronni e and Lennie

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

It’s on Inch’s grid post

Hiding her face but never her kids! And if she does show hers it’s always filtered!

 

[Wize Owl]

Why is she panelling pretty much everything inside and outside that house - it’s hideous!
She has absolutely no style or taste.

Looking awkward again doing row the boat with her kids. I used to be on the floor doing that with my kids, without husband having to film it for IG content!

My kids have had a private childhood and I wouldn’t change that for all the world. When they are older they can decide what they want to share with others.

She’ll be panelling the 3 fluffy bum bum innits shed next

 

[motherofdonkeys]

Why is everyone saying Ronnie might have asthma? What have I missed?

Inhaler on the sofa arm in Janine's post.

Wouldn't surprise me if people develop asthma in that house, their lungs must be shot.

 

[eastersonday]

Spotted whilst having a charity shop rummage this morning 🤌

 

[Soapy]

Im getting the whole, 'shes actually a cyborg who's googled how to be a human' again....and it's made me ponder why she's bought a house with a child's dream garden....that the children can't use as it has livestock running freely in it? Why she is building an outdoor kitchen when her culinary skills are limited at best and she never shows us entertaining folk/family/friends? Which is usually what an outside kitchen would be used for. And why she's built a dog wash room for a dog that never goes on muddy walks? At best he runs around their garden like any other dog would but I know nobody else with a dog shower. It's all very odd and has no fluidity to it

 

[9Pine]

Entrance hall??
Does anyone actually use that term to describe their house? It's not a bleeping stately home love!!

We’re lucky she didn’t call it a Foyer!

 

[FakeyMcFaker]

Entrance hall! Get over yourself love, you’re a chav who got lucky fooling thickos

I read that as "entrance HELL" instead of hall but I'm thinking entrance hell is a better discription.

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Im getting the whole, 'shes actually a cyborg who's googled how to be a human' again....and it's made me ponder why she's bought a house with a child's dream garden....that the children can't use as it has livestock running freely in it? Why she is building an outdoor kitchen when her culinary skills are limited at best and she never shows us entertaining folk/family/friends? Which is usually what an outside kitchen would be used for. And why she's built a dog wash room for a dog that never goes on muddy walks? At best he runs around their garden like any other dog would but I know nobody else with a dog shower. It's all very odd and has no fluidity to it

Exactly this! She can’t even cook a roast chicken! Yet is selling pots and pans in Tescos! She’s an idiot with money. She thinks she is famous because of her books and millions of followers, when in reality if she walked down my high street I doubt anyone would know who she was - just a woman with bad roots, wearing a tracksuit 10 sizes too big, followed by a creepy looking goggle eyed man filming her wearing grey joggers, wearing a tight T-shirt showing off his moobs!

 

[SwizzleMalarkey]

We’re lucky she didn’t call it a Foyer!

Or the lobby! In her mind it’s like this.

 

[9Pine]

New profile pic, but obviously still dragging out moving for content

Just pack your crusty trackies and your tacky homeware and get gone!!!

Not sure whether you are doxing yourself here but as you follow Hinch, this screenshot also shows others that you follow.

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

Would you not just have the doorway (not door way but you know what I mean ) all the way to the panelling line rather than have the smaller panel

ffs I get it’s on trend to panel and I understand wanting to be on trendy but duck me she’s taken it to another level. She’ll panel the bleeping kids next

 

[Wize Owl]

I’m trying to work out why she’d need a garden kitchen? She’s tit at cooking, tit at gardening and where is the out building?

I’VE GOT ITTTTT.... Henners has his own bedroom and a wasssssch statioooon, in order for the woolly wankers not to be jealousssh she’s building them their very own kitchen facilities in their shed. They will be able to prepare their own pre-cut carrot batons and snackssssh. I bet RoyOiOi will be a right bossy twit in the kitchen

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Why the duck didn’t she just take her time and do some research to invest into a property that ticks all of these boxes, instead of forcing it onto a fairly modern house? It’s unheard of and it looks ridiculous if I’m honest guys. She will never be anything more than a bleeping chav I so hope she paints the outside panelling black