Mrs Hinch #521 Me myself dad and I, all I do is lie lie lie

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Thing is, she’s a narcissist who isn’t used to being told ‘no’.
She doesn’t think that any of that applies to her Snow White fantasy land, it’s just mere mortals that make mistakes with animals.
Just like when professionals called her out on her dangerous cleaning ‘hacks’ and she didn’t give two tosses, she’s never going to address this and if something goes wrong it will be someone else’s fault.
 
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I think the entire plot is 1.7 acres, including the house which is in the middle.

There’s the front garden and driveway, which goes to the right of the house and up to where the alpaca paddock is.
Then round the back of the house is the grassy area next to the paddock, and where the ‘tree house’ is. The patio is beween that and the back of the house.
Then the ‘secret garden’ is to the left as you face the front of the house.
 
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I wonder if the Ukrainians know that they are “exactly where they are meant to be” or whatever tripe she ripped off as her own quote not so long ago…
 
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Yes, protects her mutt but not her son
 
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Not been here for a while but just wanted to say how much I hate her bedroom light and the 4 poster bed to be. She thinks she is creating a medieval castle vibe isn't she! Next thing you know she will be having a drawbridge to go to the stupid alpaca hut! Also who paints their walls in mushroom colour... Because everyone always says oh I love a colour of a mushroom!
 
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"the paint looks a grey mushroom but also an oat, it just depends what filter I use" is what you should of said

It's unreal how much she's changed her style. I muchhhhhh prefer this style but her sheep must be rinsing the loan company, poor cunts
 
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Has she had all the natural animal instincts zapped out of those 3 ANIMALS???!!
Anyone would think she's so fed up with not being in the tabloids that she deliberately endangering her little boy to make a sensational story
Doesn't give 2 shits about Ronnie's safety
 
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Ugh, she writes about everything feeling “so upside down right now..” yet then next slide is LOOK AT ME DECORATING AND RENOVATING MY MILLION POUND HOUSE. Talk about rubbing it in peoples faces.
Stuck up, single minded, narcissistic, unrelatable to almost every “regular Joe” in this country and Ukraine!!
shut up Soppy Soph and stop posting shit like this,have a quick look on ANY news channel- it’s hell. You are so not reading the room “world”
 
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So this morning she could barely cope we the war breaking out and not knowing what to say. This afternoon we’re looking at her DOGS bedroom. I know we’ve got to get on with life but she can’t think that’s appropriate?
 
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She is showing the bedroom panelled and painted but I thought she was knocking through the window putting french doors to a balcony?
 
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So now the kitchen door stays open for the alpacas?
Does that mean fat Henry is now also shut out of the kitchen? Or is he just left at Greyskull more than we realise, because there is nowhere for him to go at the not a farm?

I still cannot believe with everything they're doing in the house that those sodding alpacas are the only thing she's got to post about. She's missing out so much stuff that she could be posting about.
 
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Sophie. No, your stories didn't make smile. Yes, your stories just confirmed what I already knew, you're a fucking idiot.
 
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My heart jumped when I saw the video of Ronnie walking near the alpacas and that brown one looking at him. Why is she letting them near her children without a fence of barrier between them?! They are so big and strong compared to little Ronnie, one knock from them and he could have a nasty injury. Don't even get me started on that damn photo of the door open, the alpaca standing in with Lennie right infront of him! She's too busy taking a photo that if that animal went for Lennie or made a run inside the house she wouldn't be able to stop it. She's an absolute idiot!!

I have a fear of swans now because I was always chased by them when we went to the local country park when I was a kid. I remember one time my dad chasing them away from me then flinging me over his shoulder as he made a run for it because they started chasing him. I even got bit by one and it was painful! I am 38 now and if I see a swan near me I am gone!
 
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"Henrys room" bought a light for a dogs and guest fucking bedroom that cost £140 each. For no reason. Normal behaviour really

She needs help, and needs someone to help with her spending issues. She's never happy unless she's spending money unnecessarily, it's sad.
 
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Oh look let’s post some videos of the decorating to deflect from the fact that I am Cunt of a mother. She deflects almost as much as that other cunt Boris Johnson.

That pint colour looks almost mushy pea green to me. Must be the filter. The panelling is tacky AF and about 3 years too late to the trend. That light looks like it’s been robbed from a Bier Keller or one of those Viking night places you go to when abroad where you get fed a meal and drink pints out of tankards and all sit together I’m really long tables.
 
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This is bang on, surely this move was to give her children, XL chicken strip included, more freedom, not less freedom??!!!

These ugly fluffy wankers literally just make her have less time for the people who should be her priority. She's such a thick cunt it actually hurts my head!!
 
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Brace yourselves for the innuendo from Jimbobnojobsmallknobnosejob when they get their 4 poster
 
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