Mrs Hinch #516

[OHDeeeeah]

Euugghh makes ya heave. She looks like a teenager in love having their first snog. Pucker up Grinch kissy wissy.


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Is she growing her hair out? That’s not root growth anymore her head is brunette apart from her month old curls

 

[Be kond]

The crime stoppers part of the recap has me DEAD

 

[Pollyanna263]

(I know I’ve suggested this before but)

Thread suggestion -

Thinks she can sing but she’s just tone deaf

 

[Ellejay81]

That big Roy is an absolute melt!

 

[theleagueofgentlemen]

Fucking spectacular recap!
And absolute props to stinky Stace for her incredible trolling tonight!

 

[Danielle0120]

I know she has read here, someone posted a quote mocking her spending no time with her children they grow fast, she twisted the narrative and posted the quote about how kids grow up fast shortly after. - not recently

All she ever does is take what we're saying and uses it for content. She's obsessed with tattle. She's probably a tattler on the ss thread anyways

 

[Janedoe123]

Please don't think I'm posh and living on acres here, but her garden isn't that big. How the fuck she's calling that a farm i'll never know. Its a decent garden but its about 50 acres short of calling it a farm. The cheek of her.

 

[F the dust.]

I’ve had an absolute twat of a day(real world Hinch,something you don’t know about)
Caught up and her muuuummm has given me the rage,fucking hell you are 32 years old woman it’s absolutely pathetic,grow up you absolute arse wipe . I hate to break it to you Hinch but parents are not around forever or their health fails at some point.
Learn to stand on your own 2 size 5 foootttzzz ,it’s absolutely embarrassing

Nearly 12 months since I lost my mam, so sadly this is all too true. She is going to have to face a life without her and I honestly don't think she'll know where to start without her.

 

[grannyof2]

Careful. We strongly suspect Stacey had her kitchen done by early December as she hosted a dinner party catered by a professional chef who had photos of her prepping the food at staceys with what looked like a very complete kitchen.

Stacey is every bit as manipulative and deceitful as hinch is

 

[QuentinQueen]

Poor Lonnie looks utterly bemused by her random noises, I reckon he's been crawling for a while & can't work out why suddenly hes getting the attention the alpacas usually do!

 

[Palms]

That's what I see when she twats about with the mirror and cushions. 'give me attention!!'

 

[QuentinQueen]

Seeing the woolly walkers running around that garden ( Not a field ) has actually made me really angry! Why bother moving to somewhere with all that space outside and then make it impossible for your children and dog to use?! Its just stupid and cruel. Surely they actually have more useable outdoor space at Guantanamo Grey!

 

[queenpoppy27]

As mundane and shit as her content is of the alpacas, I’d rather see the furry boys prinking or whatever the fuck it’s called over seeing Ronnie being treated as a performing monkey. Daily content of the alpacas over Ronnie running in and putting food in Henry’s dish and getting onto the sofa and waiting on the postman Fuck she’s a wanker. And those matching alpaca personalised tracksuits are fucking awful!

 

[theleagueofgentlemen]

Sophie luv, close the shitter door when you’re taking a photo for a grid post...

 

[Blondesx40x]

Skippy tipper
Fuckin ell sossssaggge
I think I love you

 

[Wize Owl]

Why oh why FFS, all these animals are just way too much for a two year old

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If they wanted a cock on the wall he should have just painted an absolute cock named JimBobThursdayJob.

 

[MillionDollarBaby]

Why would you put the 3 R’s on the wall in Ronni E’s room when you can literally see them from his window???
Make it make sense please!!!!

 

[RogueRey]

I'm reading the gleam features website about our Sofa. For her partnership with Tesshcos it states that she will be bringing out a range EVERY season !!!!

Every fucking season...

They refer to hinching as "a fun inclusive activity which encompasses all elements of house work and the home ".. her sheep are "hyper engaged hinchers" who follow her "witty and entertaining escapades of part advice , part entertainment".

I'm laughing at the "hyper engaged" , they won't like that at all but when has Sofa been witty?? They are calling her a parenting influence too.

Her partnerships are not cleaning focused, they are home related, Garnier is listed , P&G but praising Rose Blunderland and Tesco . Tesco is her launch pad for the brand Hinch.

Seems gleam have cleaned her up for the home lifestyle too.

 

[Picklelily]

Ahh there we go. She can tick that off her lists now she's posted a quick story

 

[seen-the-light]

She has definitely been told by her management company she needs to reinvent herself in a “home account”. But how is this home account going to be relatable to the majority of her followers? There will be no trips to b and m for stuff for that house, all the tat furniture she bought will be replaced by bespoke pieces From luxury stores. She is a complete chav in her taste, who is she now supposed to be influencing? as they say you cannot polish a turd. Sofa disneyprincess lives in a fantasy world that is not a sustainable one, so won’t appeal to anyone interested in climate change or sustainabilty, her parenting posts are random and hysterical with her shrieking and just so unnatural . The weird stalker videos of her “asleep” being supermum are just that, weird. Alpaca people surely are devastated she is humanising her “boys”. Who the hell is this woman now supposed to be influencing? Selling shit to.