How's about you tuck your actual children in.
Mrs Hinch #515 Hinch needs a flappin' fish round the face šš
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Iāve been out all day with my sonā¦ so I even *want* to look at the stories
Omg sheās a chavvy bleep sat in their bleeping āstableā or whatever pish she calls it. Actually hoped it wouldāve spat in her face when she puckered up! Iām going to hell 
It's a crying shame that we can't do that to make her bleeping disappear
Well I have recently changed my Instagram account to one of these professional versions as you get stats and insights etc ... and thought it would be interesting to see and thought I would share this with you ..
You can see so many stats and follows and most importantly UNFOLLOWS and engagement etc ... and what posts are working and what arenāt ... hence why she seems all over the place! Sheās lost ( bit like she sheep) and Tryin to claw her way to getting real followers as she will have definitely seen EXACTLY HOW MANY UNFOLLOWED HER!! and has been freaking!
Hence her weirdddd quietness and moods recently I expect she hasnāt been able to get bakc in track and been panicking!
we all knew people were seeing the light and unfollowing her in their droves! But we couldnāt see the figures going down but KNEW she was buying bots!
so I donāt really do much on my insta I get random followers who want you to followthem and then they unfollow you to get their followers up... I donāt I just follow accounts I love .... anyways this is how mine looks!
IMAGINE HOW HERS LOOKS! And if you click on the graph on a specific date it will show you how many UNFOLLOWED YOU!
Bet her graph looked worse than the Great stock market crash of 1929!
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Just leaving this here:
Are alpacas good to eat?
Lean, tender and almost sweet, alpaca meat is nutritionally superior to many of its red meat counterparts. ... Ground alpaca is versatile enough to be substituted in place of ground turkey or beef in most recipes. Alpaca meat is the byproduct of culling the herd āā but it's a tasty byproduct.
Are alpacas good to eat?
Lean, tender and almost sweet, alpaca meat is nutritionally superior to many of its red meat counterparts. ... Ground alpaca is versatile enough to be substituted in place of ground turkey or beef in most recipes. Alpaca meat is the byproduct of culling the herd āā but it's a tasty byproduct.
If only she looked at her CHILDREN the way she looks at the alpacas
Sheāll be laughing on the other side of her many faces once one of those Alpacaās, my vote is Roy, head butts her and breaks her nose or even worse, kicks her in the face.
I wouldnāt be surprised to see her tucked up in bed with the bleeping things next.
Try putting your kids to bed, nuzzling them on the sofa after the bedtime bath, reading them a story, giving Lennie his last bottle of the night. Instead sheād rather sit in a tit shed with livestock that she thinks she gave birth to. Sheās no mother
I wouldnāt be surprised to see her tucked up in bed with the bleeping things next.
Try putting your kids to bed, nuzzling them on the sofa after the bedtime bath, reading them a story, giving Lennie his last bottle of the night. Instead sheād rather sit in a tit shed with livestock that she thinks she gave birth to. Sheās no mother
Lmao Raymondās face after sniffing hers. āNo thank you, someone bleeping help meā
Can we recap again as to how shes making so much when her tat is being given away for nearly free?
Picture found on a bargains fb group. Looks like b&m tickets
Picture found on a bargains fb group. Looks like b&m tickets
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I said a couple of threads ago that the alpacas will end up coming into the house and her last few stories she is hinting about them getting in the house. This just confirms that they will "accidentally" make their way in for "hilarious" content.
How long till the alpacas live in the house and Ronnie and Len are moved into the shed?!
"I'm going out to sit in the shelter, come with me and film it". What pathetic little lives!
It still baffles me how people comment on her posts how much she deserves what she has and how hard sheās worked for it. My definition of hard work and theirs seems to differ. āLove you Soph, makes me so happy seeing you get what you deserveā WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY 
Literally! Nothing has moved! And where are the coats and boots and stuffs
never read this thread sorry, but just had to unfollow sophie. havent really looked at her stories in a while as theres loads but clicked on them and shes said ronnie and lennie have their own bathrooms? really?! was about to write 'show off' in her question box
even my mum said shes big for her boots now
even my mum said shes big for her boots now
Caption for that photo should be ...."You paid for all this, you stupid fuckers!!!"
Just sitting oozing smugness isn't she
Still 50p too much
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Tranquil room aka room where she can lock herself away from everyone including the boys when she feels the urge to claw her neck and canāt cope with life
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