Mrs Hinch #515 Hinch needs a flappin' fish round the face 🐟🐠

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Imagine if she did go on the Masked Singer?! Hardly anyone would recognise her when she was unmasked. It would be so cringe!
 
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why is Ronnie having the dog on his mural? Looks more like a tribute to a dead dog but Henry’s still alive maybe soph knows he hasn’t got many years left so getting the memorial ready
 
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IM STILL HOWLING AT HER SINGING

going Off @Danielle0120 dust reference from little Britain does anyone remember the sketch from It where the mum is desperate for her kid to be famous??

i reckon hinch thinks she can sing cos mad freda has told her she can do everything… it’s literally that sketch from lb hinch is ralph and David Walliams is fredayahoo

no you shouldn’t. He can sit perfectly well going by this picture so once they’ve done that it’s all about building that stability. Absolutely ridiculous shoving them in a bumbo. I imagine she wanted a picture on the last shot we saw of him in the bumbo and it restricts them nicely. He may be able to sit but to navigate off that bumbo is a different story. She’s a selfish woman.
 

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ChrrrisssSshHh, once you’ve finished the wall can you paint me on the ceiling in my wedding dresh
 
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why is Ronnie having the dog on his mural? Looks more like a tribute to a dead dog but Henry’s still alive maybe soph knows he hasn’t got many years left so getting the memorial ready
Maybe that's how far behind with the pre records we are
 
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Ha,ha who would she like to be though?
Dusty "can't catch alot" Spingfield.
"I only wanna be with roy"
Actually, knowing how much Inch loveeeeees being on TV it’s probably more likely that he’ll turn up on ‘The Masked Singer’ dressed as a Scarecrow singing the Wurzels ‘Combine Harvester’ song “I drove my tractor through your haystack last night ooh aah ooh aah Oi Oi, Oi Oi”
 
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Sorry that this is kinda off topic but new and first time mum here, would someone please tell me how long I should keep my baby rear facing please? As I had no idea about this and want to make sure he's safe . Thanks xx
The longer you keep them rear facing the better and safer it is. My 4 year old niece is still rear-facing. She’s in an Axkid seat(I think that’s the name of the brand). Same one her big brother was in. She’s perfectly comfortable sitting that way and may still be in it when she turns 5. You can get seats that allow a child to be rear-facing until they are six or seven - I think Britax has one of these types of seats.
 
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Everyone has been so kind answering my question, and I'm so shocked I didn't know all of this, so thankyou. If no one had mentioned it, I would have just gone by the NHS guidelines.... at least Hinch has done some good today instead of annoying me prancing around with those bloody alpacas.
 
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Do we know that the tree and Henry are for Ron’s mural or could that be a different one in another room?
Might be the dogs own mural for his bedroom (I’m aware how silly that sounds but this is Hinch!) or even in the master so she can gaze lovingly at it when he’s popped his clogs.
 
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The artist is clearly very talented, but that room isn't for Ronnie and is destined to be even worse if he's going to paint the dog in it too.
Perhaps Soph and Jaymeee should go the whole hog and ask him to paint them too, like Mitch and Cam from Modern Family
 

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How long do you reckon it will be until she is on TikTok?
I bet she has no idea how to even use the app. Hinich if you read this (as we know you read every comment) I honestly dare you to try and do TikTok. See how far yoh are as a so-called 'influencer'
 
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Ron is having the fucking dog put on his wall now too!! Literally nothing is for that boy!!
FFS, that tree looks like something straight out of the Forbidden Forest in Harry Potter Henners is almost the size of Hagrid’s huge dog so will fit in well
 
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Imagine if she did go on the Masked Singer?! Hardly anyone would recognise her when she was unmasked. It would be so cringe!
Ha I can just imagine the reveal now. Take it off, take it off, take it off, then complete silence. The panel would all be sitting there, mouths open, not saying a word, then looking at each other and whispering who is she? The presenter then has to step in to cover up the awkward silence 'it's mrs hinch'. Polite applause from the audience because they don't know who she is either. Then the presenter says again, it's Mrs Hinch the cleaner from Instagram. Wossy would say oh Mrs Hinch that old scrubber. Cut to adverts.
 
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