Mrs Hinch #510 Ron should end with n-i-e not A&E

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MissBijou

BSBuster said:
I rarely dip into her page and the thread moves so fast i didn't read previous comments, my mistake.
I saw the post and assumed it was done given her penchant for bland colours
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No don’t be daft! Perhaps it’s too much of us to expect transparency from Soph, I can believe she hasn’t tagged and credited the very talented artist yet
 
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9Pine

When you mentioned two bitches with inane grins, I thought for a minute you were talking about Sopha and her best bubs who hurts her heart but mostly loves her to the moon and back….
 
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fannysjohnny

@hinchsouschef,I know garden centres have struggled since the combination of Brexit and the Pandemic,but surely they wouldn't consider hinch's merchandise?
If the poster was talking about the guy who also owns a restaurant in Heybridge I'll be so surprised.
His wife used to source their stock of furniture and fittings in France,but of course the logistics may be difficult now?
A sad day for our tiny village if she gets her size 5 and a bit under his door.
 
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Bandersnatch

That pig is fucking terrifying.

I'll be honest, I've run out of energy to watch her. She's a one dimensional bag of boring shite.
 
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Pollyanna263

Hmmm you’ve got my brain working now!

You’re not the wife of the garden centre man are you Fanny?

You said Hinch popped up on your doorstep (in your garden centre perhaps?) at the weekend, and some of your post that day was en français….

Understand if you can neither confirm nor deny, but I’m wondering…..
 
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thatsnotstrictlytrue

Pollyanna263 said:
@HonourJusRol and @Katlen12 thread title collab -

Three wool wankers and a hippo called Henry

Someone bring it back on page 30!

edit as I can’t spell today
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It’s just brilliant,whoever came up with woolly wankers FANKU you have given me many laughs todaywhile on that subject the 3R’s have already developed that self entitled aura that comes with being in Hinch territory haven’t they? Like I’ve said I use to like alpacas but these three…..just no
 
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Sarah_Rachy2

Pollyanna263 said:
Yes we think the artist starts with a base and then adds colour. This was the mock up x

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This is the artist she has used. Hes posted a picture on his grid. You can see from his previous work he adds colour in layers.
I think it is crazy that she is putting this on every wall of his room. How does she know Ronnie is 'obssessed' with farms and nothing else. All he is being shown lately is the alpacas and he is being praised by his mom for showing an interest in them. Of course hes going to be into them. He doesn't have any other experiences so he can't tell/show her what he likes. Also, an artist's hand painted mural of that size wont have been cheap. What happens in the next 6 months when hes into cars or dinosaurs? After all it wasnt that long ago since he had a digger theamed birthday as he was obsessed with them. Wasn't he also obsessed with bins too?
 

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plonkington

I’m having nightmares at 30 about that mural let alone a 2 year old!
reminds me of the time we discovered my mum had a portrait done in her 20s, my dad hung it in the loft to “keep the ghosts away” because it terrified the shit out of my siblings and I
 
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Suebigfatsue87

Of course it’s for her. She probably thought she’d satisfy tattlers with them colours that basically look diluted with water. I have never met a single child and I’ve worked with tons, who respond to watered down colours like they do bright and vivid ones

Obviously the colours couldn’t be too bold or it would ruin the look of HER house
 
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Jyhy1110

Legless Jesus in her underwear

That’s really given me the giggles
 
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Ray_of_Sunshine

I used it last night but can’t remember which tattler came up with the goods cracks me up. I love the nicknames generated on here Audrey Roberts, Fatsommmes, Weeping Al, Ronhazfutzntuftz and now the Wooly Wankers hahaha
 
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fannysjohnny

Quoi?
Merci Madam,but you cannot be serious.
I am a nobody from Maldon.
I know Hinch is boring but don't start making it up as you go along xx
 
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Strawberry13

Just thinking and putting out a wee potential bingo-

IF she has gotten into a garden centre in Maldon somehow with the talks of stock we are going to be graced with a full on fucking range.
plant pots
Garden tools
Garden gloves
Those jackets and hats garden people/ farmers wear
Baskets to collect your vegetables you’ve grown.
tea sets and the plates for afternoon tea etc etc

All the gear basically with a shite heart & the HinchFarm bullshit on it.
Garden centres are actually quite well to do btw cause it’s all the Grannies and the Housewife’s idea of errands is going to the garden centre having lunch and a mooch around.

For example Gran Strawberry was at the garden centre 2 weeks ago and spent £50 on a scarf because “ it’s a nice expensive one from the Garden centre” ~ her new target audience ?
75-85
 
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Duchessofmanchester

I love a garden centre and will be boycotting any that sell her shit.
Hoping she's having a day off due to Roy going rogue and kicking the silly bint.
 
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