You’re very welcome. I like to share my extensive vocabulary regularly, much to my husbands annoyance. Also, I’m fucking sick of seeing “alpaca” on every pageThankyou so muchit’s brilliant xx
@bob’syouruncle please can you come back with more tea about the garden centre, before I end up writing a whole new life story for Fanny
Another extension addedShe will come back having her 10 projects completed on her house.
Edited it - hope this helpsJaymeee goes on "Who Do You Think You Are?" & traces his roots back to Tudor Royalty innit! Suddenly Faux Farm ain't big enuffff!
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Can we please just have this in every thread recap from now onThere once was an uncle named Bob,
Who at the garden centre saw a slob.
The slob’s name was Sopha,
Her mum was her gopher,
And neither of them had a job.
Also “wooly wankers”(not my words) I’m just obsssssched with it guuuyyyzCan we please just have this in every thread recap from now onit’s bloody excellent
@Andioooop could you work your magic on a game of hungry hippos? Audrey and the Maldon 3Wooly wankers and Henry hippo could be my new favourite things about these threads!
Oh bubs… she’s a best selling aufffffor don’t you know?How the fuck does she get away with nicking everyone else's wordings/poems etc
Time to find a new job!Imagine being at work and discovering someone you have no choice but to be nice to turns out to be a hinch fan in the wildhelpppp meeeeee!
I hope he hates it, refuses to sleep in it and she has to paint over it with paw patrol.It’s only 10 grand guyscchhhh! 5% off with the code: HINCHISATWAT
Is it just me who thought a garden centre is just what people call out the back of homebaseJust thinking and putting out a wee potential bingo-
IF she has gotten into a garden centre in Maldon somehow with the talks of stock we are going to be graced with a full on fucking range.
plant pots
Garden tools
Garden gloves
Those jackets and hats garden people/ farmers wear
Baskets to collect your vegetables you’ve grown.
tea sets and the plates for afternoon tea etc etc
All the gear basically with a shite heart & the HinchFarm bullshit on it.
Garden centres are actually quite well to do btw cause it’s all the Grannies and the Housewife’s idea of errands is going to the garden centre having lunch and a mooch around.
For example Gran Strawberry was at the garden centre 2 weeks ago and spent £50 on a scarfbecause “ it’s a nice expensive one from the Garden centre” ~ her new target audience ?
75-85
… intriguing! What a cowinkydink.Interesting tattler name, bobs your uncle....fanny's your aunt
What kind of products were they looking at?just been catching up, maybe I shouldn’t have said ‘merchandise’ Sofa was keeping her head down and not looking anyone in the eye, she was looking at items for sale and it looked to me like if she wanted to know anything about said items she spoke to Fiddle and then she took over and asked, it seemed very odd! Almost like Fiddle was her ‘carer’! I felt quite sorry for Sofa she seemed very nervous, I don’t think anyone else recognised her, I said to my friend that’s Mrs Hinch and she just said Mrs Who???
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