Mrs Hinch #508 “You are exactly where you’re supposed to be” … the faux empathy will pay for the orangery
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A busy Saturday began with Henry in Soph’s bed (presumably because Cling On was in his), then teleportation to ‘tend Farm for breakfast for the alpacas.
While Soph was raving about how amazing it is for Ronni e to help care for them, all we could see was a terrifyingly dangerous situation where a toddler was alone in front of 3 animals, with no adult close enough to step in if needed. Add to that the fact he was holding a bag of carrots - and we’ve seen how pushy the Maldon 3 can be for food - and it really looks like a recipe for disaster.
Bedroom updates, with Lonnie’s room featuring some more of Sophie Rose’s crafts. This time she’s stencilled a constipated hare to go with the myxomatosis paint by numbers one from his nursery. With that and Ron’s terrifying mural, she’s going to have to be careful not to snap her toe in two again when the boys wake in the night from a bad dream.
She’s very deliberately not mentioning the fact that the perfect carpets which were upstairs have been ripped up.
On the beg for chickens, with a question box open for the huns to flock in and tell her she can have theirs. Maybe she can’t buy any from her local farm shop as she’s been blacklisted after recently showing their geese wandering free, not under cover, against DEFRA rules…
‘tend friend Stace has made a boys’ den and now pained a door black, so Soph of course needs a black wall for their movie room which has never been mentioned before.
Alpacas pronking around the front garden, possibly still out from last week when they were looking through the kitchen window. Bet she wishes she’d actually put some effort into their training now and she could get their head collars on.
Sunday brought ‘tend mess, and ‘tend excitement to be seeing James’ family.
It was really an ad for Spray Wipe Hinch and her Tesco range, who’d have thought it?!
WhatEtsy antique gift will Papa Hinch bring his favourite daughter in law this time?
Then back to ‘tend Farm (no sign of the Hinchliffes at either house) for a heavily filtered rainbow with yet more tone deaf plagiarised words.
What a boring weekend.
What a lot of ignoring the challenges in the real word and playing make believe.
Try harder next week would you Sophie?
Thread #500 The Tattle Truths
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme
Jamie is short for James
Sophie doesn’t have a middle name, only a ‘tend one that she added in her teens
WIKI is the pink button at the top
Winning thread title by @woopdeewoop
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards. They can’t contain swears.
A busy Saturday began with Henry in Soph’s bed (presumably because Cling On was in his), then teleportation to ‘tend Farm for breakfast for the alpacas.
While Soph was raving about how amazing it is for Ronni e to help care for them, all we could see was a terrifyingly dangerous situation where a toddler was alone in front of 3 animals, with no adult close enough to step in if needed. Add to that the fact he was holding a bag of carrots - and we’ve seen how pushy the Maldon 3 can be for food - and it really looks like a recipe for disaster.
Bedroom updates, with Lonnie’s room featuring some more of Sophie Rose’s crafts. This time she’s stencilled a constipated hare to go with the myxomatosis paint by numbers one from his nursery. With that and Ron’s terrifying mural, she’s going to have to be careful not to snap her toe in two again when the boys wake in the night from a bad dream.
She’s very deliberately not mentioning the fact that the perfect carpets which were upstairs have been ripped up.
On the beg for chickens, with a question box open for the huns to flock in and tell her she can have theirs. Maybe she can’t buy any from her local farm shop as she’s been blacklisted after recently showing their geese wandering free, not under cover, against DEFRA rules…
‘tend friend Stace has made a boys’ den and now pained a door black, so Soph of course needs a black wall for their movie room which has never been mentioned before.
Alpacas pronking around the front garden, possibly still out from last week when they were looking through the kitchen window. Bet she wishes she’d actually put some effort into their training now and she could get their head collars on.
Sunday brought ‘tend mess, and ‘tend excitement to be seeing James’ family.
It was really an ad for Spray Wipe Hinch and her Tesco range, who’d have thought it?!
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Then back to ‘tend Farm (no sign of the Hinchliffes at either house) for a heavily filtered rainbow with yet more tone deaf plagiarised words.
What a boring weekend.
What a lot of ignoring the challenges in the real word and playing make believe.
Try harder next week would you Sophie?
Thread #500 The Tattle Truths
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths Mrs Hinch - or Sophie Hinchliffe - is without doubt the most talked about person here on Tattle Life. She has twice as many threads as the next highest person. Contrary to what she, or other...
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Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme
Jamie is short for James
Sophie doesn’t have a middle name, only a ‘tend one that she added in her teens
WIKI is the pink button at the top
reading the comments i wonder how many are from here pr actual hinch fans opening their eyes
