Mrs Hinch #507 Snogging an alpaca every morning does not a farmer make

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Dexy

I had a dream about a week ago that I hacked her ( this will never happen I know nothing about computers ) and I managed to find out that her whole account was a robot just churning out content and that’s why it never made any sense . Hinch was a real woman who had allowed the company to use her face as the brand but she never had any idea what was going to be shown and would come to tattle fuming because the “ robot “ had made her look silly yet again.
 
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Danielle0120

It's really sad how her kids have quite literally 0 life to the point she has to stage their mess. Get those boys away from her.
 
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Libbylulu

So she’s between houses and still has her dining room full of unused dusty dishes?! Yes that’s right, cleaning sensation Sophie
 
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mingeandbracket

Guys! She's EVEN put nibbles out for Jimbobs family who are not coming round blesserart. How does she manage it all!?

Also shocked to see she 'loves em'.
 
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Pumpkins1506

Should pitch this idea for an episode of Black Mirror.
 
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Homebird44

If Jamie's family are visiting greyskull, who is keeping guard at the Homefarmhomestead?
 
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Liz5185

Why the f does she film herself putting the rubber glove on the left hand, then switch to cleaning with a rubber glove on the right hand I say it again…. Frrrreeeeeeaaaaakkkk!
 
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Sh1tRollsDownHill

Pollyanna263 said:
She’s moved the blue bucket and shut the basket too.

Bucket was behind the sofa, then on the coffme table, then on Ron’s table at the end.
Basket was open, then shut!
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It really is the worst content ever, filming that crap over and over then only coming up with that must be mind numbing.
 
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Keep Smiling

Where’s Father James? Preaching a sermon on a Sunday. Like Kanye’s Sunday service?
Lucky jimbobnojobtinyknobloudgob’s family having a few crisps chucked in a bowl. No Aunt Bessies for them. Blessed be the Hinchliffes.
 
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Gezza

Why would jimbobs parents go to the old house....pre record maybe soph would want to show them the new farm surely
 
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Spacemonkey1972

So if she is tend tidying and putting out chips n dips and I presume Janine is allowed to see his parents, who is at Crem Cottage? Is Weeping Al there in his Home Guard uniform marching up and down? Has fiddle fingers passed her security licence and is currently there with an earpiece reporting in to Guantanamo Grey? Sofa your timeline is a pice of shit
Oh and that’s not mess, it’s staged anyway and why the fuck ain’t you packed anything yet? Hoping the fairies will do it?
 
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ilovepizza21

Tbf mine is just in the garden i have no where to store it but have the cushions indoors x
 
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Sh1tRollsDownHill

Pollyanna263 said:
I just watched again with sound on. She chose to sing “call me a bitch ‘cause I speak what’s on my mind” - we all know nothing is accidental with her, so I wonder who she’s pissed off with!
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Maybe susansmalls left her a few home truths in her inbox, so she left a personal reply
That's enough of Hinch for me for one day. I'm off to throw some paper around the house
 
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Tharsheblows

Thread title;
Ron feeds the Boys Alone whilst Hinch tidied up ‘tend mess at Home.
 
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Ejka

And another, surely writing Hinch x Tesco isn’t the same as writing #ad?
 
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