Mrs Hinch #507 Snogging an alpaca every morning does not a farmer make

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Well Hinch has done something I never thought possible - I now hate Alpacas how many times are we going to be subjected to watching them run round a patch of grass. I know I should just unfollow but then I don’t want to miss anything either
 
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Oh f off with your "you are exactly where you are supposed to be"
Tell that to a mum stuck in an abusive relationship or a family fleeing from war. A child dying from neglect.
Open you eyes Soph, you are where you are cause you are a lying sales woman. Its not a bloody fairy tail.
 
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Well Hinch has done something I never thought possible - I now hate Alpacas how many times are we going to be subjected to watching them run round a patch of grass. I know I should just unfollow but then I don’t want to miss anything either
You can still unfollow and see everything as normal
 
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For those that aren't banned from Nigel (like me )

This is something for the ASA. If it's gifted, which it clearly is then it has to have #Ad or #gifted

Both accounts can be reported using all this evidence
Why are you banned from Nigel?!
 
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They must think we are stupid. Why would you build furniture in a room that is waiting to be painted and need new flooring laid? Anyone sensible would have that done, the carpet laid and then furniture in at the end. Fucking clueless cunts.
She just wanted to show off Jim Bob and small knobs
 
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Aye. My youngest daughter has chickens and they’re not easy at all. Hard work setting up a coop, area etc. Plus they’re locked in at the minute. They do fascinate me tho. When they were allowed out they strutted round the garden, like they owned the place. They’ll eat anything. I never realised. They even eat egg . Cannibalism
Difference is my daughter and family know how to look after animals/birds and didn’t get them for the gram
 
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Why is she so desperate to push this "we're where we need to be" narrative?
Because she’s projecting, she’s convincing herself not anyone else, as she’s realised she’s spent more than she should have on a house that’s not worth it and 3 alpacas which are rapidly becoming boring and churning up her land garden - how many times a day can you feed them carrot sticks? She’s bored of Nicky Clarke and only can be arsed to walk him once a year for the gram and he screeches with love everytime she comes back from leaving him for 5 minutes, alpacas don’t give a shit, they’ll bite when they don’t get the treats they’re used to and they will become a compete (and boring) handful very very soon, I can already see the shine is wearing off in the way she’s having to post the same thing every time about them... because they literally do nothing, garden ornaments get boring fast, as will the house with all of the bills that keep rolling in. She will kick out some more fodder with chickens and ducks and whatever else and she will get bored and overwhelmed with the responsibilities just as fast as that lawn turns into a mud pit. I’m watching with great pleasure
 
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Why is she so desperate to push this "we're where we need to be" narrative?
Cos she’s trying to convince herself after having the keys for 5 months that she’s made the right decision the absolute nob!
FINALLY sure you’ve made the right decision now ... awww we’re so fucking happy for you
cunt
 
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Thank you for sharing these screen recordings.
Yes I’m sure many people appreciate that whilst the amount of people living in poverty continues to spiral due to rising living costs. Absolutely clueless useless cunt of a woman. Why on earth she cannot just concentrate on being a good mum is beyond me. My maternal instinct has never told me any different. She should not have children.
 
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Well Hinch has done something I never thought possible - I now hate Alpacas how many times are we going to be subjected to watching them run round a patch of grass. I know I should just unfollow but then I don’t want to miss anything either
I thought the same, I have never disliked an alpaca in my life, I actually nearly bought some a few years ago, I can’t stand them now, I’m glad I didn’t buy any
 
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One day at school, the 'Hinch Boys' will come across kids that live on real farms and they will tell them that they live on a farm too. Then they will just be laughed at and become a joke because their mum is a fucking nut job.
Bitches really do be crazy.
 
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1st time poster long time lurker, Ronnie's bedroom is bigger than my apartment Sopha, how the fuck is this where I'm supposed to be - what a dickhead

For context: I'm just finished working a 50 hour week and spent zero time with my 4 yr old, because I work so much and nothing gets gifted like Queen Sopha, we barely have 30 minutes together, by the time we're home and bedtime etc - sorry but she fucks me off, with her fucking horseshit (read: alpacashit) fucking bollix - she's so out of touch
 
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