Mrs Hinch #504 £2 a day will keep the Alpachaaaaaaash in hay.

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Judging by the red pen to blue pen ratio she's getting ready to do a lot of angry red marking Poor Jim-bob, his homework is going to get a battering for the foreseable I reckon
This pic is all kinds of Tell me you've never had a proper work desk without telling me you've never had a proper work desk vibes!
 
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Also ” best selling authors “ really ought to know that stationery is pens and shit but Stationary, as in her post, is standing still doing fuck all, which is probably nearer the truth anyways.
 
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Does she think that now cos she's Mrs Hoity Toity with a big house and "Land" ( or as we'd call it bigger than average garden ) that she's suddenly going to be inundated with some much work she's going to need a desk??!!!
It's gonna be purely for Instagram aesthetic purposes only 🥱
She's showing yet again that she is quite worryingly childlike getting excited about pens and colouring pencils for her new desk ....whatever happened to Ronnie's little desk she set it up all beautifully for him, everything was perfectly placed and she was soooo excited about him using it .....it was never seen again ✨️
 
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Whoever said on the last thread that the alpaca videos weren't this morning was right! I mean aside from looking outside their window.........



Maldon this morning, with a cloudless sky



Maldon sky yesterday AFTERNOON.....



If you're constantly going to pre-record then you've got to be smarter!
 
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I can't help but sit laughing to myself about her rant she had about the press artical 'I DON'T HAVE A MANSION!!' but Sophie knew she had a house with 26 rooms (including walk in wardrobes, bathrooms, toilets, hallways, complete with triple garage etc) on top of her extended 4 bedroom open plan house (total 9 bedrooms) she really should use her expensive empty notepads to take down minutes so she can keep tabs on all that crap she comes our with
 
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To be fair, I am a stationery addict and new stationery makes me very happy.

She’s just a twat.
 
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The way she’s behaving really reminds me of my asshat neighbours who are constantly trying to outdo each other and get one up on each other by peacocking themselves about. Generally they make rash decisions and do foolish things without thinking them through properly because they just want to make some stupid meaningless statement. It goes a bit like this - someone parks where someone else doesn’t like it so the first person builds a driveway to stop the other person parking there. They already have a driveway but they put in a second one to stop the other person parking where they don’t like it. Destroyed their kerb appeal, don’t actually need the driveway, spent thousands doing it…just to stop someone parking somewhere they are not keen on

This is entirely what Mrs Hinch is doing. She’s a top notch asshat.

On another note, I’m really enjoying watching Sarah Beeneys move to the country. That is how it should be done hinch!
 
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What riveting content after a day away

The sheep shoppers sorry Hinchers must be esctatic with her stories.
 
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The state of that astro and the Maldon 3 have been there less than 2 weeks ....if we believe what hinch is telling us
 
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Most people do have a soft spot for a bit of stationery. But, as an adult, that stationery is usually a bit more.. well, just adult. I'm talking nice pens, fountain pens, ink, clutch pencils.

Hers looks like a 12 year old went shopping at Woolworths.
 
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She’s following Female Boss Mindset….she’s got to get a dessskkh. To be empowered and Stuff. She is after all so hardworking and needs a desk to prop her phone on when editing the pre records.
Probably to steal quotes

I am sure she said she had a desk space in grey castle as Jamie made her work at a desk after she complained I’m sure it was in the garage? She already had stationery she is so throw away and wasteful Soph what happened to save £2 a day
 
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SS is painting with Rex, Hinch would never do that off her own back with her son. If she does it now 100% she’s copied for content. So sad
 
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