Mrs Hinch #502 Sop h has the runs to get sympathy from the hun s

[grannyof2]

Trying to find Janines morning wood

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OMG this has me peeing myself, thank you for making me laugh on a not so great day

 

[ifimhonest]

The brown alpaca (duck knows what his name is) seems to be trying to get her attention for fuss and she’s just ignoring him in and focussing on the favourite

Sounds familiar

 

[Itsyspider]

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Hi Sophie, here is why you must have these animals

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

I keep thinking this too!! wonder if they are going to do the whole house up before they actually move!?

I bet whoever is waiting to move in to the grey prison is getting the right hump with her. Like bleeping move already you moron No one else has the luxury to dilly dally between two houses like this!

 

[grannyof2]

No one ever ever EVER wants the image of Jamie’s Morning Wood in their heads.

I dont even want to see my other half’s morning wood never mind Jamie’s twig-let, your not funny either hinch so stop trying please it’s embarrassing, leave the funny to the nasty crunky snack munchers on tattle to do the comedy

 

[Hereforthetea7]

What was it exactly that made Inch so irresistible to Sophi e, enough to have an affair (eww!) then end up marrying this plank?

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Probably money
Hope this helps

 

[MrsD33]

Basically as soon as the poor baby passed away, to put it bluntly.

Exactly!

But she’s still following them both so not really distancing herself if she believes the rumours

 

[nelly2317]

Another item from the hinch range being reduced, wonder why

 

[Hereforthetea7]

How can a dog look smug?

Probably because he's got his own bedroom and knows many of his mummaz shoppers have to share their rooms with kids

 

[dancing in pyjamas]

The brown alpaca (duck knows what his name is) seems to be trying to get her attention for fuss and she’s just ignoring him in and focussing on the favourite

just watched it again

omg it’s so obvious all three are looking for a treat

flip! She’s can’t help but lie. About everything

 

[Swarm_in_a_Tea_Cup]

Thread suggestion:

Sharing Inch's morning log,
is this all she has left to flog?

 

[MistyWindows]

Morning wood oh how funny are you . . . . Idiot

Because it’s the material ‘wood’ and ‘wood’ is a common slang word for an erect penis.
I just wanted to clarify incase anyone didn’t quite understand her advanced level of humour, please don’t give yourself a hard time shes just better than us

 

[mumpty]

The brown alpaca (duck knows what his name is) seems to be trying to get her attention for fuss and she’s just ignoring him in and focussing on the favourite

Where have we seen that before

 

[sk8ergirl]

Morning soph. Can confirm no one wants to see Jaymehs morning wood

thanks

atv

Because it’s the material ‘wood’ and ‘wood’ is a common slang word for an erect penis.
I just wanted to clarify incase anyone didn’t quite understand her advanced level of humour, please don’t give yourself a hard time shes just better than us

Thanks for clarifying sweet. Takes an advanced degree I think to understand this. Must improve maself by bleeping my sink too

 

[MissPrint]

Maybe that's what all the wood is for? Not like they have a wood burner or anything yet? Enough space outside to have a funeral pyre. Or maybe she's going to have another hole in the wall like in the old place and the coffins can disappear into the hole and get cremated in the kitchen, so at least Bradley's design will get some use?

I really hope she makes a similar Castle Greyskull waiting area in the hallway of The Crem. Box of tissues on a coffee table for those huns waiting to cry when they realise their grey crushed velvet decor cleaning guru has transformed into a greige alpaca photographer and unashamed bragger, who only wanted their attention and their money.

I bet whoever is waiting to move in to the grey prison is getting the right hump with her. Like bleeping move already you moron No one else has the luxury to dilly dally between two houses like this!

She isn’t living in two homes, she’s using prerecords. She would have moved into The Crem a while ago.

 

[Kittymckat]

How can a dog look smug?

I can't actually explain it but one of mine looked smug!

 

[Wonderwhispers2k19]

Didn’t realise a passion for ‘home’ meant sharing jokes about Dildos and now morning wood.

Memo to Hinch
Morning wood ain’t relatable. Some of us are up from the wee hours with our little’ins. Plus surely she can’t want Ron’s aunties fawning over DaddadInchyWinchyWood…

 

[ragdollmissy]

Another item from the hinch range being reduced, wonder why

I hope it's not to make space for Hinch's latest farmhouse tat.

 

[moominflower]

Don’t t know if it’s been said already but…
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Ahh yea the wood beam .... which was on one her lists or mind maps things she posted I’m sure ... I don’t have a copy of gepettos list to check

 

[springheeledyeti]

Vote for ‘The Crem’ to be added to ‘the list’