Mrs Hinch #501 Business as usual

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Her poor dad must be chained in the workshop and let out for meals. Like a production line one thing after another! Can imagine Soph ‘Dad, Dad I need sum blocks of wood to make shite signs for the bathroom’ Ok Sweetheart whatever you want!
 
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Well sopha! MY dad used to film Top Of The Pops and while in the broadcasting studios used to bump into Darleks being pushed around by crew members. He also got a chauffeur limo home every night. Annnndd he was in a choir that sung to the Queen Mother. Is it my turn to be a ‘celeb’ now?
P.s - MY Dad is better then yours sopha
ETA - not bragging here guyyysss just proving ol’weepy Al isn’t the only best thing since slice bread
 
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She’s still learning guysss
 
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Has she forgotten the old witch Freda? All we hear these days is dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad. Dad made this dad made that. Blah blah blah. Boring repetitive bitch. Same shit different day. 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱
 
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She’s still learning guysss
Funny how he is always obsessed with something she likes or a new interest she has. Suddenly she’ll say Ronnie told her

“Mother I simply do not like any primary colours! I insist you decorate my bedroom in shades of grey and beige only”
 
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Well my dad met Marilyn Monroe and bought her a drink. Beat that Hinchy
 
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Me neither, she just thinks she's the best and so are her family
 
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“Naughty” Ronni e will get the blame. He screamed down the house when he saw bright colours”.
Seriously though, all that bland and dull colour is just a reflection of her personality. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a dark tractor so where is she getting the inspiration? Green, red, yellow and blue are generic tractor colours.
 
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@andioo
Poisonous by ingestion, dermatitis, and eye injury. Symptoms may include painful irritation of lips, mouth, tongue, and throat after chewing; difficulty of speaking; nausea and diarrhea, vomiting, delirium, and death. To humans aswell
Think Sofa may have ingested some with all the shit she's been spewing over the last few weeks.
 
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