No Zoph...YOU are a flop
Mrs Hinch #492 Oh dear what can the matter be, the new boot room looks like a lavatory!
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Possibly all these outside shenanigans (no not Inch and Fiddle having a bunk up in the barn
) Are to distract from whatever professional jobs are being done in main house or possibly they've been living there for months.
No idea how much alpacas drink (to be fair neither does Hunch) but filling a water butt? Ours fills with rainwater and that's only enough for plants in the summer 
I told you last week Sofa, you need 3 x 20 litre jerry cans and a wheelbarrow luv.
I told you last week Sofa, you need 3 x 20 litre jerry cans and a wheelbarrow luv.
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God, I highly dislike that muttOmg the slow mo Monday morning montages are so cringe
Much too small, they need about an acre
I feel so sad that those poor Alpacas will live in that tiny little area. The people who have sold them to Hunch should be reported for cruelty.
bleeping witch makes me sick.
bleeping witch makes me sick.
She's been doing her alpaca homework. Someone here mentioned them not having water and now she's talking about it.
Shame on whoever has sold these 3 alpacas to Hinch, 3 need half an acre. Her land is 1.7 acres, so clearly way too small
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Presumably Rodders, Ray and Roy Oioi will be fending for themselves in the garden at Chavsworth house whilst poor little old Soph adjusts by living at Greyskull and visiting them and the boot room?
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We've got the advice forum if people want advice and the chatter forum for offtopic chatting.
Can people use them for offtopic stuff so it doesn't ruin the thread for those that just want the goss? Thanks!
Christ she's a boring fucker isn't she ...what was the point of the montage? Normally things like that are done on birthdays...oh wait maybe it's Lennie's 1st birthday!
bleeping alpacas are coming
I'm so happy I finish work at 12 today cos I've not caught up properly in days cos you gorgeous lot talk a load of tit and I know today's gonna be worse
Eta. duck sake I read that wrong. I thought it said they arrive today, not this week
I'm so happy I finish work at 12 today cos I've not caught up properly in days cos you gorgeous lot talk a load of tit and I know today's gonna be worse
Eta. duck sake I read that wrong. I thought it said they arrive today, not this week
Not sure how it works in UK, anti-Hincher from Ireland here
. Wonder did she need to apply for a herd number to get the alpacas. Can any Department of Agriculture inspections be done on her faux farm 
Someone should tell her real farmers don’t have time to sweep the paths she is going to lose it when she has a muddy patch around where they feed etc
Also does anyone know if you can put 3 males together like that? I wouldn’t have thought so...
Wouldn’t it be funny if she got sheep instead surely buying 3 more would be no problem to her.
she is going to lose it when she has a muddy patch around where they feed etcAlso does anyone know if you can put 3 males together like that? I wouldn’t have thought so...
Wouldn’t it be funny if she got sheep instead surely buying 3 more would be no problem to her.
Apparently, you shouldn’t have alpacas in ones or even twos as they are herd animals. Can’t believe that I even know that!
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I won't be surprised if she puts a candle in the alpacas pen to help with the stench.... She's proper clueless, I'm here for her duck ups, she gives quality tattle content when she wants to, but I'm not here to see innocent animals get neglected. 
I said earlier she has a pattern of bringing out Ron to appease the masses before announcing something ie alpacas are on their way.
The pre records 🥱 - pretending they are still at their old home despite Christmas wreath still hanging from front door, and making Ron perform for her content is utterly disgusting. She is vile. I hope those alpacas can’t stand her and don’t perform as she would like. Wonder if SS will show her new dog first & then Hinch will show off the alpaca boys.
It’s going to be Trollomans dog
vs Hunch’s alpacas 
Can’t wait to see which side wins the most votes! Jamie will be on credit card buying bots duty this week for sure! We
The pre records 🥱 - pretending they are still at their old home despite Christmas wreath still hanging from front door, and making Ron perform for her content is utterly disgusting. She is vile. I hope those alpacas can’t stand her and don’t perform as she would like. Wonder if SS will show her new dog first & then Hinch will show off the alpaca boys.
It’s going to be Trollomans dog
vs Hunch’s alpacas Can’t wait to see which side wins the most votes! Jamie will be on credit card buying bots duty this week for sure! We
If an inspection happened and they told her she needed more space, she'd just call them a troll and tell them they're jealous. It's her only narrative. No idea why she wants alpacas? Cute faces but she's a crap dog owner, poor things will be shipped off in a week.Not sure how it works in UK, anti-Hincher from Ireland here
Eavesdropping on a conversation at the airport
“Is that hinch?”
“yeah-is it me or does she seem really thick?All the sob stories really annoy me…. I feel like they had to make her really personable at the beginning because they knew they wouldn’t have much to work with further down the line”
“Is that hinch?”
“yeah-is it me or does she seem really thick?All the sob stories really annoy me…. I feel like they had to make her really personable at the beginning because they knew they wouldn’t have much to work with further down the line”
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