Thread title ...An Alpaca is for life, not just for content!"Just make it easier for yourself and cut the string Babe"
Get used to lugging those bales around Sofa, alpacas can't just be used for content.
Thread title ...An Alpaca is for life, not just for content!"Just make it easier for yourself and cut the string Babe"
Get used to lugging those bales around Sofa, alpacas can't just be used for content.
I love this gifI wonder if that alpaca professional on twitter watches Father James stories, i bet she’s pissing herself laughing
Zoph's off to AmaZON to buy 3 cutters/stanley knives for each of the boysssssAnnnnd you’d have some strong cutters/stanley knife handy if you had a clue about hay bales Maybe get some off Amazoooon babe and get dad to make a shelf for them in your broom cupboard next to the shed. Hope this helps
I absolutely can imagine her being like this, and also the type to throw every little thing back at him in an argument. Look at how she was when she dreamt he’d cheated. It wasn’t even REAL and she gave him grief!I do wonder if Jamie says things like ‘no soph let’s not get animals until the house is sorted and we’re settled’ and she’s the type to say ‘no it’s my money I’ll buy what I want with it!!!’ If so, it’s only a matter of time before he strays, I’m not condoning infidelity but men don’t like to feel emasculated
Unless this is an even older picture than the artificial grass oneHas no one noticed the artificial grass?!
It seems to be gone?!
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I’ve tried to zoom and it does not look like artificial grass anymore!
Love her stupid tick list that she’s having to prove to Tattle issues that have been raised or thinks we’ll pick at .
She defo put off the alpacas as she had fuckedddddd up ... fact that she’s pointing out she sorting the water supply now... but hadn’t before! Dumbass!
Still don’t think it will be suitable... Weepijng Al making a water trough now .. well how you gonna fill it Sopha???
If you go back and listen to the post with the geese he does say something like that after she asks can we have some he say wait until we get the house sorted and then she cuts the filming. Probably starts going off on oneI do wonder if Jamie says things like ‘no soph let’s not get animals until the house is sorted and we’re settled’ and she’s the type to say ‘no it’s my money I’ll buy what I want with it!!!’ If so, it’s only a matter of time before he strays, I’m not condoning infidelity but men don’t like to feel emasculated
Oh my god I'm crying here!! you jave to put this in yhe next recap PolVeruca Salt:
Gooses! Geeses!
I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter
Jamie:
House first, Sophie
Veruca:
A new animal a day
Jamie:
Anything you say
Veruca:
And by the way
Jamie:
What?
Veruca:
I want a feast.
Jamie:
You ate before you came to the farm shop
Veruca:
I want a bean feast!
Jamie:
Oh, one of those
Veruca:
Mug shots and jus roll and cauli cake with no nuts
So good you could go nuts
Jamie:
You can have all those things when you get home
Veruca:
No, now!!
I want alpacas
I want a farm
Pink flamingos and a million raccoons
And performing baboons and ...
Give it to me
Rrhh rhhh
Now!
I want the world
I want the whole world
I want to lock it all up in a small hut
It's my farm so shut up
Give it to me
Now!
I want today
I want tomorrow
I want to wear 'em like my unwashed hair
And I don't want to share 'em
I want a farm but not to look after
Ten thousand pre-records behind the scenes,
And if I don't get the things I am after
I'm going to scream!
I want the works
I want the whole works
Alpacas and poultry and pigs and grey horses
Of all shapes and sizes
And now
Don't care how
I want it now
Don't care how
I want it now
I'm sure she'll understand, Hunch is fluent in SpanishBetter still Soph, get one of these
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tit - sorry that's in Spanish but you get the idea.
Absolutely AMAZING!!! Bravo!!!Veruca Salt:
Gooses! Geeses!
I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter
Jamie:
House first, Sophie
Veruca:
A new animal a day
Jamie:
Anything you say
Veruca:
And by the way
Jamie:
What?
Veruca:
I want a feast.
Jamie:
You ate before you came to the farm shop
Veruca:
I want a bean feast!
Jamie:
Oh, one of those
Veruca:
Mug shots and jus roll and cauli cake with no nuts
So good you could go nuts
Jamie:
You can have all those things when you get home
Veruca:
No, now!!
I want alpacas
I want a farm
Pink flamingos and a million raccoons
And performing baboons and ...
Give it to me
Rrhh rhhh
Now!
I want the world
I want the whole world
I want to lock it all up in a small hut
It's my farm so shut up
Give it to me
Now!
I want today
I want tomorrow
I want to wear 'em like my unwashed hair
And I don't want to share 'em
I want a farm but not to look after
Ten thousand pre-records behind the scenes,
And if I don't get the things I am after
I'm going to scream!
I want the works
I want the whole works
Alpacas and poultry and pigs and grey horses
Of all shapes and sizes
And now
Don't care how
I want it now
Don't care how
I want it now
That’s the size of the straw we buy for 5 ducks! And we are buying it regularlyShe’s going to make them their bed. With that?!
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Surely thay have more lolThat’s the size of the straw we buy for 5 ducks! And we are buying it regularly
Veruca’s going to be well jel that you’ve got ducks!That’s the size of the straw we buy for 5 ducks! And we are buying it regularly