Mrs Hinch #488 Free the Maldon 3

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Oh god she’s going to do montages and freshen up Fridays of the bloody alpacas isn’t she. How very relatable for the sheep…
 
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I wish you could smell Instagram stories. Soph if you could give us the next best thing and video your reaction the first time you dig the alpaca's beds out properly as the marinated piss hits your nostrils I'm fankyoo
 
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Wtf has she got astroturf for alpacas I’m not even a animal person and even I know they need grass, is she planning on cleaning that turf every day? Whattt the ????
 
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How long before the Maldon 3 disappear like the fish? I can’t wait for YouDoRonRonRonYouDoRo Ron to trample the alpaca shit through the house followed by Henners!
 
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Definitely fake grass this women is a cunt!
Couldn't possibly have REAL diiiirrrrrrty grass that her precious "fur boys" would be treading into her pristine ickle alpaca shed - where everything is immaculately prepped and placed and looks insta perfect 🥱🥱🥱
She's an absolute joke as an animal owner
 
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Aside from the cruel and sizing aspect of that absolute shit show.. Astroturf is horrendously hard to keep piss free & clean when you have dogs.. never mind 3 alpacas that probably piss like racehorses.. it’ll be stinking in no time
I lived in a flat before moving to a house and was desperate for Astro so it would be low maintenance, then started researching and it’s terrible stuff, terrible for the environment but more importantly (to me) terrible for animals, it gets super hot (like plastic does) in the summer, it’s also smelly AF and I hope the twat doesn’t think she can use zoflora on them!
 
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She only got the keys a week ago
 
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Long time lurker here! Today has tipped me over the edge as a horse woman and general animal lover, this woman has boiled my piss today. How dare she think she can keep any animal in that shed! It’s fit for a small straw/hay storage not livestock! What a horrible twunt she really is! She’s in for a shock when she’s scooping shit at 5am like the rest of us livestock owners. This is going to be a complete shit show to say the least!
 
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She’ll use this like she did at greyskull, how shameful. What an embarrassment she is
 
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Thanks so much. You’re all so so wonderful
I was never even mildly concerned until a family member tried to suggest before he was 2 that ‘you were talking at that age so he must be autistic’

I understand comparisons are hard to not make but they’re fucking cruel & it’s unfair.
 
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Exactly. And there are already better farming accounts and better country living accounts than hers. Maybe she thinks having a lot of followers will open doors. Problem is, although they might make companies think about using her, the sheep won't be engaging with her swipe ups, I mean they have to wait till payday to buy a bottle of zoflora. So who is she aiming at? People like a lot of us on here, with brains and disposable income, ain't gonna fall for her. Its only her sheep demographic, not very educated, not very intelligent and not much money who currently do. Think she is on to a loser here. Does she think her grey, blingy, unable to think for themselves, following are going to start swiping up for.country living stuff, furniture that doesn't come from HB or B and M, designer wellies, animal stuff? They won't. She is too entrenched either cleaning, it's now either cleaning or nothing
 
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This woman is maddening beyond words. If that is astro, what is the thinking behind it? I think it is astro because in the pictures with Henners in front of the unfinished shelter the grass was long so I definitely think it's fake grass...
WHY??? Imagine having the resources to give these animals a decent life and then choosing to replace real grass for that outside carpet, giving them a TINY sleeping shelter, what if they don't get on? What if they want their space? And then they have to deal with Sopha peering through the prison hatch? Nah, this has to be a wind up.
 
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welcome to the club, pull up a pew. Your crunky snacks are on the way. The bottles of coke are on the side xx
 
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I'm close to walking away too tbh. I just can't anymore. This is too far
Far too far, it's just ridiculous now, it's all such a load of lies and fake friendships (SS). Its all manufacturered, dates dont match and actually you could go so far as to say its messing with people's heads, when I say people, I mean her followers. Its morally wrong and I just cant see or read about it anymore
 
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